Chapter 3! YAY! Better late than never I always say. (-true facts.)

WARNING: Story is Rated M for a reason. (And for once it actually applies!)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Young Justice. If I did it wouldn't be a kid's show. 3


Three years later, at Young Justice HQ...

"Yeah Batman…. No… No… Yes…," Robin rolled his eyes as he sorted through the books at Young Justice HQ. "No… Yes Batdad; I AM eating my vegetables… Bruce, I'm only staying for two more days, just until you get that woman out of the house! Chill!" He adjusted the earphone and grimaced at the answer. "No, I don't care what you say, I still don't like her… Geeze, alright! Okay! …Right, sorry sir… What? NO! I –WHAT? UGH! THAT'S IT! I am hanging up on you!" He tore the earphone out and threw it across the room.

"Whoa!" Wally ducked, narrowly missing the small projectile. "Sorry, did I interrupt something, Rob?"

Robin blushed and slumped into a chair. "UGH! It's just Batdad being overprotective as usual and accusing me of –just -complete shit!" Wally was at his best bro's side in a flash, ruffling Robin's hair and turning it into a static-y mess.

"Hey, cheer up! I bet it's not THAT bad!" Robin glared at Wally and swatted his hands away.

"Oh no," he said, trying to flatten his hair. "It was pretty dam bad. I WISH he would get whelmed! He's always making these totally crazy assumptions about what I'm doing!"

"Well, what's he think you're doing?" Wally sat on the floor, resting his back against Robin's legs.

"…I'd..I'd rather not say…" Wally looked up and saw that Robin was blushing. Even with the mask on, Wally could tell that Rob was avoiding his stare. After being friends for so long, Wally was getting better at reading those eyes, even though he never actually saw them.

"Rob, seriously, I bet it's not that bad," he rationalized, gently bonking the back of his head against the younger boy's knees. "What, does Batdad think you're staying up too late? Not eating your veggies? Watching scary movies until dawn?"

"Uhm, he thinks I'm… sleeping around…"

Wally jolted straight up. "He thinking WHAT now?"

"I know right?" said Robin, blushing a deep red. "I mean, I'm only thirteen! That's waaaay too young for sex! And I mean, who would I even sleep with? I'm not with anyone or anything! Geesh!" Wally twisted around so that he was facing Robin, fixing him with a stare. "..What?"

"I just… I …" suddenly Wally burst out into laughter. "Oh God! Oh God Rob, Batdad has you pinned down! HA!" Robin blushed harder and kicked his best friend, causing the giggling redhead to fall flat on his face.

"Jerk! Geeze, I have the worst bro EVER!"Wally snickered, wiping tears from his eyes.

"Sorry man, but it's just too funny! Nothing get's past Batdad," he stood up and slung one arm around Robin's shoulders. "C'mon Rob; we both know that if you were old enough you'd be mackin' it with the best of them! But don't worry man, I certainly haven't told anyone about you not being a cat person!"

Robin stared at Wally for a second. "What the hell are you talking about? I actually happen to like cats a lot!"

"Yeah, but you sure don't like pussy!" Robin groaned and gently smacked Wally in the face.

"C'mon Kid Mouth; let's go get something to eat. And leave your bad jokes here, okay?"

Robin ran down the hall, a squirt gun in his hands, giggling madly.

"ROBIN! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK IT!"

"Sorry Wally!" He called back, laughing. "You'll have to find me first!" He ducking into one of the many rooms and from there crawled into the ventilation system. He silently thanked Alfred for teaching him how to make a super sticky solution. Sure it was suppose to be used as glue to fix gadgets in a hurry, but it worked great for pranking certain speedsters!

"~Robin~"

"Augh!" Robin twitched and grabbed his head. What do you want Me'gann? And I thought we agreed you wouldn't do this anymore!

"~I'm sorry Robin! We just …really need to talk! And I can't find you anywhere!~"

Robin rolled his eyes and started crawling through the vents. Yeah, That's cuz I'm hiding. Whatever, I'll come find you. Just don't move. He checked the holo-map on his portable computer and immediately located his Martian friend. She was in her room, and the little dot that represented her was perfectly still. "Oh god," he whispered, heading towards the alien girl. "She took that literally. Geeze."

Normally Me'gann might have flipped out, or at least flinch or make some kind of noise when the grate on the air-vent leading to her room was suddenly kicked out and a masked human boy tumbled out, but she was respecting Robin's wishes and wasn't moving at the moment.

"Me'gann," said Robin, dusting off his jeans and straightening his hoodie. "I didn't actually mean it literally. You're usually better with stuff like this! What gives? Are you not whelmed or something?"

"Oh! Hello Megan!" She tapped her head and laughed nervously. "Sorry Robin, I'm just, like, totally not whelmed and all that!" She suddenly looked somewhat embarrassed. "Uhm, you see, there's something I kinda want to tell you…" Robin put a hand up to stop her.

"If this is about you and Supey doing the nasty on in my room then I really don't want to hear it and I already disinfected everything and burned the evidence."

Me'gann turned bright red. "You-you knew about that?"

"Adur," he said, putting his hands on his hips. "I'm a genius and an amazing hacker! Of course I have ways of knowing what goes on in my own room!" Me'gann groaned and turned invisible.

"OhmyGOD that is SOOOO embarrassing!"

Robin shrugged and started to climb back into the vent. "Well, if that's all you need me for, I'll be going now-"

"Robin! Wait!" An invisible hand grabbed Robin's hood and tugged him back down, pulling him into a chair. "That's not what I wanted to talk about at all!" Me'gann became visible again and tugged at a strand of hair, looking stressed.

"Look Miss M, can we get this over with?" asked Robin, "Cause I've got a sticky speedster just waiting to unstuck himself so that he can attempt to kick my ass."

"That's what I wanted to talk to you about!" cried Me'gann.

"…My ass?"

"NO!" she levitated so that she was sitting on air and looking Robin right in the eyes. "Robin, I- well, I didn't mean to! But you were thinking it so loud and I was open to communications, just out of habit, and-well-"

"What?" he asked, leaning forward and narrowing his eyes. "Did you learn my secret identity? Because if you did I have some really high-quality mind-erasing equipment with your name on it."

"No!" she exclaimed waving her arms to emphasize her point. "Nothing like that! It's just… Well,…"

"Just spit it out MM!"

"You were thinking about Wally okay! You were thinking some really inappropriate things about Wally that someone your age really shouldn't know!" Robin turned bright red and stared at Me'gann.

"I-Uh-it's, uh, not what you think?" he said lamely, unable to came up with an excuse for the first time in his life.

"Robin, I'm not going to condemn you for being gay!" she said, putting a gentle green hand on his shoulder. "I mean, I know that that's like, a thing here on Earth, but on Mars it's actually totally normal! Guys there can even have babies together if they want!"

"Wait- you mean like m-preg?" he asked, hoping to get her off track. "Weird!"

"Actually, I think it's practical," she said. "If there is ever a disease that targets females, my race will still be able to go on! Like this one time in the 41000th dawn of the red –WAIT! AUGH! Stop distracting me!" She gave Robin a stern look and he just shrugged.

"Alright, alright, I'm GAY, okay?" he huffed, crossing his arms. "I'm perfectly fine with it, and so WHAT if I happen to be attracted to Wally a little bit? He's hot! And in case you haven't noticed, you know, if you were too busy sucking at Supey's tonsils, he always flirts with you and Artemis! He's straight." Robin bit back the hurt that rose in him at the thought of this. He was NOT dealing with these feelings right now, no way, especially not when Me'gann was giving him such a pitying look.

"Robin, I think we both know that you are more than just a 'little' attracted to Wally!" Robin avoided her stare and she grabbed his chin, forcing him to look at her. "Look Robin! I've dealt with this sort of thing before, and lying to yourself and to the people who only want to support you really isn't going to get you anywhere! In fact, it will only hurt you more in the end!" Robin gave her a really despairing look.

"What do you want me to say, hm? That I'm head over heels in love for my best friend? My best straight bro? Is that what you want Meg? Well fine! Here it is: I LOVE WALLACE WEST. I love him more than anything in the world, more than air, more than water, more than life itself! I live him more than I love fighting crime and working with Batman and the team! I love him more than I love being Robin! And let me tell you that that is a hell of a lot of love since Robin is who I am!" he took an angry deep breath and then burst into tears, the salty drops leaking through his mask and dripping down his face. "I love him so much it hurts sometimes, alright? Jesus!"

Me'gann felt terrible for making Robin cry, and she quickly pulled him into a hug and pulled a handkerchief out of her pocket, dabbing at the tears on her young friend's face. "Robin, why don't you just tell Wally this?" she held the handkerchief over his nose. "Blow."

Robin blew his nose and sniffled. "I can't! He's straight! I mean, he's the only person, well, besides you now, and maybe the Bat thought I haven't outright told him yet, who knows that I am gay, and he's okay with that, but it's a totally different thing if I tell him I so much as like him that way!"

Meg'ann shook her head. "Robin, I think it would be better to just tell him how you feel!"

"Meg, I'm not sure how things work on MARS, but on EARTH, guys are either straight, gay, or bi. And the straight guys don't really appreciate it when a gay guy tries to get in their pants." Robin wiped his eyes and tugged at his mask. "Goddammit, this isn't one of the water-proof ones!" Me'gann rubbed her arm, looking guilty.

"Look, I'm sorry Robin, this is totally not going the way I'd hoped," She gently smoothed back his hair. "Look, I guess I really just wanted to tell you that if you ever need a sympathetic ear, I'm here! Kay?" Robin looked at her, clearing thinking it over, then nodded.

"Thanks MM," he said. "That means a lot to me." They shared a small smile and what was undoubtedly a Kodak moment before Me'gann got a serious look on her face.

"Now, about the things you were thinking about that you really shouldn't know about yet…"

"Oh- is that the sound of Wallly getting free? Gotta run!"

"HEY! Robin-wait-Nooo, don't go in the vents!"

Wally adjusted his top hat, green scanning the crowded ballroom. Miss Martian had recently discovered Disney movies and had insisted that Wally dress up as the Mad Hatter for Halloween, saying that with his green eyes and bright orange hair he was destined for it. Wally had liked Tim Burton's Hatter well enough, but he had drawn the line at wearing the ridiculous makeup, despite his Alien teammate's pleas.

"~Wally, do you see anything suspicious?~" Wally rolled his eyes. No Kaldur; besides the hundreds of people dressed up like freaks and serial killers, I see absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Now you and Me'gann get out of my head! I'll radio you if I spot anything! Wally felt the slight easing on his brain that meant that Meg had respected his wishes and cut the connection.

"Stupid mission," he muttered under his breath. He went back to his original purpose: finding his target. Not to kill, no, to protect. Multi-million -oops, no, multi-billionaire Bruce Wayne had thrown a large charity gala. There were hundreds of socialites and their pampered children, as well as city officials and orphans (who were benefiting from the gala), all dressed to the nines in crazy costumes. It kind of made being security difficult. Wally's job was to locate Bruce Wayne's niece, Danielle Grayson, who was visiting for the week, though the media was not aware of this. Wally, Superboy, Me'gann and Artemis had infiltrated the party as guests and were keeping an eye out for suspicious activity from the floor. Kaldur was in the security room, watching the party from hidden security cameras. Robin was patrolling with Batman; apparently Gotham's baddies sometimes used these distracting events to hit other venues, thought Wally didn't see why they'd do that since there was more glitter, glitz, and genuine gold at the party tonight then he'd ever seen in all of his 15 years. The Justice league had also infiltrated the party too apparently, as Wally had seen his Uncle chatting it up with Bruce Wayne himself. He knew for sure that there were more big time Heroes outside as well, acting as hidden security. Bruce Wayne had received several death threats since the announcement of the gala, and apparently there had been several kidnapping attempts on his adopted son, Dick Grayson, which meant that Gotham's billionaire boy had to stay home where it was safe. His niece (who knew he even had one!) had visited solely for the gala, so she of course wasn't skipping out on this, which is where Wally came in.

Wally tugged at his top hat in frustration. "How the heck am I suppose to protect this girl if I can't even find her?"

"Excuse me, can I help you?" Wally spun around only to find a girl standing behind him. She was small and slender, with raven hair that was in two long pigtails. She had bright blue eyes, one of which was partially covered by the pink flowered hat she was wearing, as well as by her bangs. The hat matched the cute Victorian dress she was wearing, a ruffled pink dress that was elegant and enticing.

"I-uhm, yeah, I'm uh, looking for Danielle Wayne," he stuttered, slightly flustered by the really cute girl before him. "Uhm, Mr. Bruce wanted me to uh, give her a message!" The girl tilted her head and smiled.

"You've found her!" she laughed. Her voice was light and airy and her eyes sparkled with mirth. "I'm Danielle! You can call me Dani. What was it my Uncle wanted?"

"Oh!" Wally blushed like crazy. Oh shit! Come on Kid Mouth; think of something, quick! "Uhm, ah, you see, uh, your uncle didn't actually, I just, uh-Would you like to dance with me?" Dani stared at him for a moment, then giggled.

"Oh, I get it!" she chuckled, smiling brightly at the blushing speedster. "You couldn't find me in the crowd! It is kinda hard to tell who's who with all the costumes, plus mine hides my face pretty well! Don't worry, I won't hold it against you!" She winked at Wally and the older boy turned even redder, then laughed.

"Yeah, I just, I really wanted to ask you to dance, but I didn't know what you were dressed as at all!" He tugged his top hat off of his head and bowed with a flourish, holding out his hand to the pretty girl. "So, will you do me the honor of a dance Ms. Alice-Dani?" She laughed, taking his hand.

"Of course Mr. Mysterious Johnny Depp Hatter Sans Makeup," She beamed at the speedster as they wove their way through the crowd, making their way to the dance floor.

"So," she said as Wally turned to face her, finally on the floor. "What's your name? just so I don't have to call you Johnny Depp Hatter Sans Makeup for the rest of the night."

"Is that a promise for another dance?" Wally asked, leading the slender girl through a waltz. Thank GOD Robin taught me how to do stuffy dances like this! Come to think of it, Dani is just as good as him! And she doesn't try to take the lead or wrestle me to the ground when I make a misstep!

"Perhaps," she said, blushing lightly. "But only if you tell me your name!"

"It's Wally," he said as they gracefully whirled around the other dancers.

"Well Wally, if you can dance this well all the time, then I might just keep you all night!"

Robin was waiting for the others in the HQ when they returned. They were all still in costume, but the Boy Wonder was in fleecy pajamas, his hair wet and his mask slightly crooked. He adjusted it, giving his friends a tired smile. "Hey guys, how was the party? Everything quiet on your end?" Kaldur nodded.

"The Gala was most peaceful. We will have a full report for Batman tomorrow." Robin waved his hand at Aqualad.

"Don't worry about it; the other Justice league members were there, so they'll fill him in." He stretched, yawning. "Well, I was just waiting for you guys, so I'm gonna hit the sack." The others muttered agreement, all heading to their respective rooms, except for Wally who followed Robin, looking excited.

"OhmygodROB. You will not believe what happened!" Wally was practically vibrating with excitement.

"Did a mutant spider bite you? Are you now going to be Kid Spider Flash now?" Wally rolled his eyes at his best friend.

"Dude, you aren't even trying with that," he said. "Bro, make an actual guess!"

"Fine fine," he said, waving a hand at the speedster. "Dude, I'm just tired, it was kinda a long patrol. Did you, I dunno, scarf down the entire buffet? See a kid in a Kid Flash costume? What?"

"No and no, thought that would be awesome," he said, shaking his head. "I dance the entire night with this totally smokin hot chic!"

"R-really?" asked Robin, looking away from his best friend. "Uhm, that's cool…" Wally rolled his eyes and slung and arm around his bro.

"Dude, I know you don't like chics, but try to be enthusiastic about this for me."

"R-right," coughed Robin. "Sorry, like I said, tired and all that. So, uh… who was this 'totally smokin hot chic'?"

"Well, that's the problem bro," Wally sighed, pulling off his top hat. "She's Danielle Wayne, Bruce Wayne's niece, so I guess I won't really be able to tap that, plus she's from out of the country and all that, but dam." He sighed again. "It's like the Pauper and the Princess, Romeo and Juliet, Wesley and Buttercup! Well, no, not that last one, they were together, but the other two yeah!"

"What..the hell are you talking about?"

"WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?" he cried, throwing down the hat. "True LOVE!" He clutched at his heart and gasped melodramatically. "True love which is denied and never meant to be! Star crossed lovers!"

"Dude, you're so dramatic," Robin gently whacked Wally in the back of the head. "Seriously KF; come back to Earth sometime." Wally laughed and playfully tackled the shorter boy. "OOF!" Robin twisted in his grip and twisted, slithering out of the redhead's grasp like a snake. Said redhead grabbed Robin's ankle, dragging him back towards him.

"Oh no you don't!" he got behind him and wrapped his legs around Robin's waist, holding him in a headlock with his arms trapped behind his head. "You don't get to escape until you admit my Love is totally awesome and true and stuff!"

"Psh, as if!" Robin struggled weakly, not really trying to escape. "Don't you remember how Romeo and Juliet ended? They DIED."

"Killjoy!" cried Wally, laughing. "C'mon, admit it!"

"As-IF!" Robin actually tried this time, all the while being careful not to hurt his friend. He arched his back, trying to dislodge Wally's legs. Unfortunately, his doing so, combined with his previous wriggling, had awoken something within Wally, and suddenly his Hatter pants felt too tight. He quickly let go of robin and stood up, grabbing the top hat and casually holding it in front of his nether region.

"Actually, you know what? This costume is uncomfortable so I'm gonna go change, but don't think this means anything! I'm still right! Okay? I'll see you in the morning! G'night!" he ran off in a blur before Robin could reply. Gotham's Golden Boy shrugged; used to his weird bro running off for no reason.

Robin continued to his room, flopping down on the huge bed in the center as soon as he got in. He grabbed a pillow and hugged it, hiding his face in it. So… a 'totally smokin hot chic' huh? He looked up slightly, and saw that his closet door was slightly open. He got up and opened it the entire way, looking at the clothes he had hastily thrown on the floor in his rush to get showered and clean before the others got back. He picked up the mess and started to put in on hangers. True love huh? He smoothed the fabric and shut the door, making a mental note to bring it back to the mansion as soon as possible. He lied back down in bed, pulling a plush comforter over him and latching back onto the pillow. He hid a smile in it, his face a pleasant shade of pink. The same shade as the dress that hung in his closet. So it's not just me then, huh?

Wally gasped, sweat streaking down his face as his hand vibrated around his cock. But in his mind, it wasn't his hand, it was the delicate digits of his new love interest, Dani. She was crystal clear before his eyes, beckoning to him; her long Victorian dress replaced with one of his button up shirts and long stockings. He groaned at the sight before him as she crawled seductively towards him, her hair shorter than it had been that night. It looked like someone had simply removed the pigtails, leaving her with a boyish hair cut. she smirked mischievously, a smirk he felt he knew, her blue eyes sparkling. 'Wally' she whispered. 'Cum for me~' Her voice-Wally came, arching his back and lazily pumping, before he simply collapsed and laid there on his bed staring at the ceiling.

In that last moment, her voice hadn't been her own.

It had been Robin's.

What the fuck?


FFFweeeeew. done. Yay :) slightly later than I'd hoped because of randomness coming into life and being all RAGH PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND DON'T DO THE THINGS YOU ENJOY! but it's done! and finally qualified to be rated M!

It was... rather embarrassing to write that last paragraph, gonna admit... especially since one of my friends found my FF account... and I do not believe him when he says he will forget he ever found it... especially since the writing GODS demand some major smut in the later chapters... . .

Ahwell! Anywho, ! want to thank you all so much for your support and your supper awesome reviews! Seriously, they keep me writing and I love them all so much! :D

SooooOoo, recognize Robin's dress? (eyebrow waggle) Guess what I'll be drawing this week! But seriously, I think I have a problem with Making Robin Cross dress. He is totally the only character I write about who I feel... compelled to make him wear a dress. He NEEDS to. NEEEEEDS.

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~Seo