Note- Whoop! 45 minutes from my posting of the first chapter, I got on a favorite stories list ( I know that shouldn't matter much, but it means someone is reading this, and I'm not typing this to thin air)

Disclamer: I don't own TDI, I don't own anything mentioned in this story aside from parodies and or OC's or OF (original franchises)

a song in this chapter (around the end) has some more than usual cussing, skip Zeke's part if it pains you that much -cough-

Rating- This is T, for some adult languages, and probably some mildly adult themes that may be twisted enough to be considered sexual... oh and violence of course

Fun fact about me: I like to say guh :3


(Chapter 1 Day One, Part Two) The Talented, Talentless, and ugly

"Last time, on the first episode of Total Drama Remixed, we had some old faces, like Duncan or Gwen or Cody, return. Along with them came four new contestants, Blake, George, Alexa, and Tess. Will any of these people surpass all the veterans? Will I stop asking questions? One of those answers will probably be revealed this episode of Total

Drama

Remixed!" The host yells, as we get the show's intro


"Come on Court, stop screaming!" Duncan whined, as Courtney continued to scream at him for apparently looking at some chicks rear end "Why do you always suspect me of being unfaithful? Is it because I've been to juvie, is it because I'm a bad boy? Come on! I only have eyes for you girl!" He tries to convince her, but she just continues to scream, and he sneaks off to avoid her so she can calm down

"Hey there Duncan." Gwen yelled, walking towards him "How's Courtney?"

"Yelling as usual. Honestly I don't know if she really likes me for me. I think she likes my image of a bad boy, she wants to be a rebel deep down, and that's fighting with her perfectionism, I don't really know if she likes all parts of me. But what do I know? That's the first time I said anything remotely mushy." He added

"Don't worry, everything will work out, trust me." The Goth smiled

"I hope so." The punk grinned back, before sighing and walking back into Courtney's crossfire


"So George, what do you plan on doing?" Heather asks, seeing George sitting down, not moving

"Do you honestly care?" George countered "Or do you just want to know who to convince to vote off before we even do the challenge? I know that you may not know me, but I've seen you on TDI, it WAS personal Heather at what you did to everyone, and unless you make a change, I hope the people realize from their mistakes and eliminate you soon." he stated his first out in the open long sentence, before glaring at her for a moment and then standing up and walking off

"I.. I.." She stuttered

"Just got served!" Blake said, before getting sent through a tree a hundred feet back by a punch

"That hurt a great deal." He moaned out, before being helped up by a face he couldn't see in the sun

"It may not be wise to argue with Heather, dude -wheeze-" The figure said

"Oh hello there, Harold, I couldn't resist the temptation, I'll have to remember that punch before I open my mouth to her again." Blake rubbed his shoulder, where he was sent through the tree first, "That's going to be sore in the morning, and the morning after, and the morning after. But alas, I do believe she may have a good side buried down there somewhere."


(Confessional Camera- I wouldn't bet on it)

Heather- "New boys -mumble- will destroy -mumble- they shall taste my full fury."


"Hey how's it going new girl! Want to come over here and sit by us? You don't want to sit around that sexist for to long." A feminine voice, one that Ezekiel, having barely been able to make out voices from his short time on the island, belonged to Eva

"-Sigh- Go ahead Tess, don't hurt your chances in the competition talking to the loser of losers. I wont think any less of you, you at least talked to me." He said, looking down, expecting that when he looks up that she will be over there, sitting at the Bass's table, talking and laughing with the others, already forgetting about him

"Zeke, I have no intention on going over there, with what you just said, it shows that you care more about others than yourself, and more importantly that you've let their talk get to you. Don't let it. That's when you really become what they say you are. They may not realize it now, they may not even ever realize it, but you aren't as bad as they say you are. Understood?" Tess said, and as Zeke looked up, he could see tears start to form in her eyes

"Don't cry...you know what? You're right, I shouldn't let them get to me. Maybe I can even convince them that I'm not a pig. Maybe I could even have a shot at winning." Zeke said, brightening up "Maybe we can be the two finalists!" He nearly gushed happiness, as Tess let out a small grin, wiping a tear out of her eye

"That would be nice." she chokes out quietly

"It appears she would rather sit by that freak for some reason." Eva said from across the room to her table "She either must be crazy or like him."

"That's a bit quick to judge, isn't it Eva? Calling someone crazy when you're... well Eva." Blake said, sitting down and poking his blob of food with his fork

"Oh and I think you know everything about us?" Duncan growled at Blake

"Underneath your bed, pink, missing it's right eye... just kidding!" Blake chuckled, as Duncan blanched, but none of the other table mates noticed this "But really, searching stuff on the internet makes your lives so much easier to look up, Justin is actually a spokesperson, as in he speaks, for ten different cosmetic companies, Owen has two brothers, Gwen once had red hair, dyed of course, but this was during her loner phase, not her current goth one. And Chris's real name is Q-"

"We get it. You looked us up over the summer break, but why do you seem so trustworthy to that pig homeschool." Eva asked

"I believe somewhere in the bible, at least the Christian one, to clarify, is the words spoken by a certain man 'He who has not sinned, shall cast the first stone.' ... or something of the like, haven't really memorized it. Could be paraphrasing. but what I mean by this is don't say he's a pig when you insult him and call him names, that's as bad or worse then what he said, he said it once. You've called him it non-stop. I honestly don't expect any of you to understand this." He pauses and glances at Geoff, and then Harold and then looks at Bridgette

"But after what he went through in two months, most of you would believe is more than enough punishment for anything that he could say. But again, none of you shall understand until you are forced to go through the same thing. So there, there's my reason that I trust Ezekiel."

"What do you think the Killer Bass are talking about?" Beth asked her best friend, Lindsay

"From my lip synching capabilities, I think they are saying something about pig dinner at home... I didn't know Evanescence was rich, we can like totally hang out at my mansion!" Lindsay nearly squealed "With you of course!" She added as Beth looked down for a second before smiling and looking up

"Yay!" Beth screamed, as the friends hugged each other


"Attention campers, you have 5 hours left to prepare, at seven o'clock we start!" Chris's voice comes on over the intercom

"So it's wise to practice... and practice... and practice." He laughed evilly over the intercom

"So as you haven't told me, the team leader what you were going to do already, tell me now!" Courtney demands

"Oh well I was going to do a dance..." Katie timidly says

"Guh, I guess that's the best thing you can do. I don't see why Chris didn't let me compete this challenge, I am a CIT!" She states for the first time this season

"Haven't you -wheeze- been a CIT for like -wheeze- two years now?" The red-head nerd asks, and a good portion of the Bass nod their head, wondering the same thing

"Shut up nerd, you're lucky I haven't pummeled you into the ground yet, I still haven't forgot what you did last summer." She commented, clenching her fist

"Anyway, Tess, what do you plan on doing?" Courtney smiled at the rainbow haired girl, trying to put on her best attitude towards her, despite what she said not a moment ago to Harold, who was looking at the ground to the left

"Honestly, do you even care? If it's not like you like it, you'll get your big bad boyfriend to make it work, by all means necessary." Zeke said with a frown towards the CIT

"You like to pretend you've helped out last season, hell you're acting like you were the most important person on our team! No you weren't the first challenge last season, you acted like a snob who was above everything, and the most funny thing about it? You never learned from your mistake."

"Harold may of eliminated you in spite against Duncan, but I doubt any of the Bass would of made it as far Duncan or Geoff did last season if you would of stayed." Zeke vented at the dark skinned girl

"What do you know? You were the first one eliminated!" Courtney screamed

"Oh I don't own a tv? I may be home-schooled, but I'm not a freaking neanderthal! It just means I didn't turn out like you, too obsessed with being the best at everything I do that I become a mental mess when something doesn't go my way. To be honest Courtney, you're a spoiled brat. But what the -censored- ever. I'm doing a song. Later." The prairie boy mumbles the last part as a good chunk of the Killer Bass follow him, in the form of the two new people, Harold, and Katie

"Now this is what I call drama, Killer Bass divided!" Chris stated, popping up in between the two groups, but then falling down as both sides, in the form of Courtney and Ezekiel throw relatively large rocks at his head "Sheesh! Can't a man have fun now a days on his own tv show?"

"Hmm, looks like I don't need to worry about my team." Heather thinks to herself


(Confessional Camera- RAGE!)

Ezekiel- Rearranges his toque "Honestly, what Tess said got to me, and it showed then, the old me would of took the -censored- Courtney called me."

Noah- -Is on the ground laughing- "Haha! The comedy that is teenage drama, it makes me chuckle."

Alexa- -Is playing on her PSP- "There was a figh- COME ON! I DIDN'T DIE! STUPID TOO FREAKIN' HUGE HIT BOX! Were the people that made this game monkeys?"

Justin- "I have the strange feeling that someone crazier than Izzy is on the show now... this season may actually be interesting -maniacal chuckle-"


"Good Evening campers and viewers, tonight we are doing one of the old fan favorites. The talent show!" Chris announces to the camera

"If you all remember correctly, the contestants for the talent show are for the gophers; George, Noah, and Lindsay." He said, pointing at the two males and the well endowed female

"For the bass, we have Zeke, Katie, and Tess. If you all remember the rules of this challenge from last season, it is something along the lines of Chef being the "audience" that votes for the goodness of the talent, from 0 to 9 bars on the SPOON OF AWESOMENESS!" He added on an extremely difficult to hear "TM" after that

"In addition to the six performances we have tonight, we will also have the biggest elimination ever, all in this challenge! First up is the Gophers, with Lindsay!" Chris clapped, as he stepped off the stage and set down next to Chef


"Tonight I will like totally be spelling like hard words!" She announced

"She thinks this is a spelling bee, not a talent show?" Chris whispered to Chef, who nodded his head with a chuckle

"The first word I will be spelling is scientifically!" She said as the word appears on a screen behind her

"Oh lord." Gwen face palmed, as a good portion of the Killer Bass had smiles on their face

"S-c-i-e-n-t-i-f-i-c-a-l-l-y" She stated quickly, as crickets chirped

"She actually has a brain!" Blake thought

"The next word is ambidextrous."

"A-m-b-i-d-e- umm umm..." She pauses

"x-t-r-o-u-s" She finishes

"The last word is Tyler." She calls out over the microphone

"..."

Silence

"..."

The crickets chirp

"..."

"Okay, that's enough! Chef, please grade this so I can get her off the stage!" Chris begs his cook

"Eh, I give it a one, could of been a lot worse, like I was suspecting it to be." Chef announced, as one red bar filled up on the spoon


"Next up is the first person for the Bass, Katie!" Chris cringes at the name.

"Tonight I'm going to be doing a bunch of cool dances!" She calls out, before starting to do the cabbage patch

-the following 10 minutes of footage has been removed for viewer protection-

"For the love of whatever you believe in Katie, stop!" Chris screamed

"I -shudder- saw stuff in wars but -shudder- that's the worst thing I've ever seen, that deserves the worst score possible." Chef said in a fetal position

"So with the two biggest acts out of the way." Chris saturates the sentence in sarcasm "We shall move onto the next act. Noah."


Noah walks out, followed by Owen in a monster suit, who then lies on a table on the middle of the stage

"I was originally going to do something along the lines of Shakespeare, but then I realized that for you to understand anything I'm going to say, I'm going to need to speak teen, so instead of ruining Hamlet, I hope that Mary can forgive me on doing Frankenstein."

"Like this is totz awesome! I like totally figured out how to make this mess into like a human! I'll be so cool when it happens! People will be like happy when they can bring like their siblings back to life! But this dude is uncharged, I'm going to need to like plug him in! But there's like no electrical outlet in this room!" Noah pauses as he looks up, where a lightning bolt flashes above his head

"That's the solution to my problem! I'm going to need to like tweet this to my friends! But first I need to get this dude plugged in!" Noah states, cranking a crank as Owen gets lifted into the air, and then shocked by a lighting bolt, jumping down to the ground in pain

"Eww, that like smells like sulfur, and EWW! You are like so ugly, get away from me!" Noah said, backing up from Owen

"Da-" Owen begins

"GET AWAY!" Noah said, grabbing a baseball bat and poking Owen

Owen then runs away, as Noah looks at the crowd

"Not long after that, I realized that people would be like so mean to him, and I was still like his maker, so I needed to protect him from meanies! I then started a search for him. Unfortunately, I was an old man when I found him." Noah narrated, putting on a white wig and beard

"I'm like sorry son, forgive me, I didn't mean to be so mean to you, I even added you on facebook!" Noah added the last part on, and Owen had a teardrop in his eye

"Dada?" he asked

"Yes, like we are family broski!" Noah told Owen, and then they hugged, and then separated and bowed to the crowd

"I hope that didn't ruin Frankenstein for any of you." Noah said, returning to his serious tone "It really is a great read, I suggest it, along with 1984, and any Renaissance plays."

"Of course, that's not as interesting as a bunch of people getting drunk and jumping in a hot tub, but whatever. May I have my score Chef?" Noah asked, looking at the war veteran, before reading his book

"That was funny, could of been longer, so I give it a 7 out of nine bars." Chef stated, as Noah grinned from behind his book

"I scored more points then at least Lindsay, I should be safe. But of course, never trust should here." He thought, before slightly frowning

"Next up is Tess!" Chris announced, as the multicolored hair girl steps on the stage


"At first I didn't know what to do for my talent, I honestly couldn't think of anything you would consider a talent Chef, but then I started jotting down ideas, but that got boring as well, so I started doing something else, which I think you may consider a talent." She said with a shrug

She then pulls out drawings of portions of her team's faced

"Apparently I have a knack for doodles, who knew?" She shrugged "And to prove to you this isn't a rip off of some internet site or something's drawings. I will draw your face Chef. Please don't move." She added, pulling out a piece of paper and then a pencil, and sitting on the stage and drawing.

-Roughly 30 minutes later-

"And done." She said with a smile

"Hey it looks just like you Chef!" Chris said

"No it doesn't this is ugly! I don't have a gap in my teeth!" He commented, holding the drawing next to his face, and aside from color, were twins " but I like how you caught my charm, it's decent, I'll give it a 5." Chef grumbled

"So going into the final two talents, we have the Gophers ahead, 8 to 5, for the final talent for the Gophers, we have George."


An oven, a table, and a white chef's hat are on the stage

"Tonight I'm going to make a three course meal, Italian, for Chef. Slightly ironic isn't it?" George says with a chuckle

"For the first part, I'm going to be making Italian Hummus, which will include ingredients like a baguette, white beans, and tahini for example." He lists some ingredients, as the rest of a list displays behind him on a white screen. "We're going to need to heat this bread for around 7 minutes at 325 degrees Fahrenheit."

"Next I'm going to be making a Mozzarella salad, you're going to need 16 pieces bocconcini, bite sized mozzarella balls; 4 scallions, whites and greens, thinly sliced on an angle, and other ingredients for this dish."

"The directions for this course is relatively simple, just halve the mozzarella and tomatoes and combine in bowl with scallions and herbs. Dress the salad with vinegar, olive oil and season with salt and pepper, and taste test it."

"Lastly, we are going to make Orecchiette with Crab, you'll need salt, extra-virgin olive oil, some thinly sliced crimini mushrooms, and the stuff that appears back there on the screen."

"This course has the longest set of directions, but they are relatively simple...

Bring water to a boil and salt it liberally, drop in pasta and cook to al dente. While the pasta cooks, heat olive oil, 3 turns of the pan, over medium heat. Add mushrooms, celery, shallots and garlic, cook 4 to 5 minutes then add tomatoes, season with salt and pepper, raise heat to medium-high and cook tomatoes until they burst, 4 to 5 minutes. Stir in peas and crab, heat through 2 minutes then add hot sauce and wine, reduce wine a minute then stir in stock, heat 1 minute more then add cream - a turn of the pan, parsley, tarragon. Adjust the seasonings. Drain the pasta and toss with sauce."

"To save you the hour and a quarter preparing this, I have pre-made all of this, Chef, you may taste it." pulling out 3 plates covered with a lid, and pulling off the lid to the Hummus, seeing nothing there, then the salad, again with nothing there, and finally the Orecchiette, which was gone as well

"Who ate this!"

"-Burp-" A male is heard "Hehe, that wasn't dinner?" Owen asked

"Oh darn, I was actually looking forward to a decent meal I didn't have to cook." Chef said

"You can cook decent meals?" Noah asked

"Quiet you, but really, I'm going to have to say that probably deserves a 4 without anything edible, and that's being generous. For all I know, you could of just made something that looks good, but is terrible, looks don't matter in cooking." Chef wisely notes

"So the score at the moment is 12 to 5, will Ezekiel win this for the Bass? Find out after the break!"


(Confessional Camera - George + ingredients=Iron Chef?)

Heather- "He ate. our food. We could of had this locked up... with a six. Owen is an idiot!"

George- "I'm not one for harsh language, but come on Owen, could of asked if that was dinner before scarfing it down!"

Owen- "That was -burp- delicious."


Zeke walks onto the stage, with a microphone in his hand, and a computer next to him, which he sets down on the table left from George.

"If you all must care about what I'm doing, it's a sort of parody, sort of cover of a song, called Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman, my version is named Hate this Show."

So sick of the producers always begging for drama
I don't like how I gotta endure pain and
They just sit around and get the cash
I hate all of the people who can't do crap in challenges
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I take the wheel and crash

I hate how my team is always up my ass
They always want to win
But I just follow the wind

I hate this show, all of my "nice teammates"
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing they say I need to know, There's no where to go!
I hate this show!

How come I never stay around? Good guys always lose.
How could I make another mistake?
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate this show, my host is a dick
"I couldn't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your shit"

I hate this show, all of my "nice teammates"
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing they say I need to know, There's no where to go!
I hate this show!

I hate that I can't tell when a thing I say is bad
You know, I say something about their strength
Then their pissed and complain about me to their dad

So if you're mad like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you TDI!"

I hate my host, all of my "nice teammates"
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing they say I need to know, There's no where to go
I hate this show!

So much at risk, everyone's still pissed
I hate this show
No, it's nothing new hear "I hate you"
I fucking hate this show

"Killer Bass... Chris... audience... I fucking hate you all." Zeke quietly stated, before walking off the stage


(Confessional Camera- O.O)

Both Zeke and Tess are sitting in a larger than usual outhouse

Zeke- "Bet you, the audience, didn't expect that from what I said earlier, but meh, maybe it helps them, and some of the Bass, realize the truth. If nothing at all, it makes this season more interesting. Wouldn't you agree Tess?"

Tess- "Got my attention of course."

Zeke- "You weren't part of the Bass in that song Tess, just in case you thought you were, eh."

Tess- "Ah that's sweet." She then proceeded to wink at him, and he blushed furiously and then pulled his toque over his face "Haha, someone's still shy."


"..." Chris tries to speak

"Hehehe, he told you Chris! I got to give that a nine for the burn he incorporated into that song to half the people here. The song wasn't half bad either."

"... Okay... bass win?" Chris asks to Chef, still shocked

"Yep." was the reply

"Gophers... meet me at the campfire pit in half an hour, one of you will be going home." Chris commanded, getting his usual attitude back


(Confessional Camera- Dat come from behind?)

Gwen- "I'm sorry"

Justin- "You made us lose."

Lindsay- "What's this thingy?" -pokes the camera-


"Screaming Gophers, you just can't win the talent show, can you? This is the second time you had to vote someone off from it, as well as it being the first person on your team, ominous ain't it?" Chris asks the group

"Anyway, there's really only arguably four people that can even be considered to be voted off, and you all know who you are. First safe though is Beth, then Gwen, followed by Cody, Alexa, Justin, Izzy." He announces from a list, throwing a marshmallow to the six, then looking at the remaining five

"Noah, George, Lindsay, all three of you were supposed to show case a talent in the challenge."

"Heather, I can tell that people may not be as easily fooled a second time around."

"Owen, you quite possibly cost your team the win." Chris listed the reasons why the five were sitting there without marshmallows

"The next two safe are Noah and George." Chris states, throwing the campfire snack to the two males "You two did fairly decent in the challenge, or at least should have."

"Lindsay, Owen, Heather, all of you have large reasons to be the first one gone. The one that isn't related to this challenge, Heather, is the next safe." he throws the treat to the only Asian

"Of course I would get a marshmallow." she gloats, after letting out a sigh of relief

"Lindsay, Owen, one of the 3 original blondes... well Owen, one of the original 2 blondes... the two arguably densest competitors, the one of you that is going home is...

...

...

...

"Owen. Sorry dude, you got far last season, but you apparently can't repeat success." Chris frowned, feeling genuinely sad that the lug was gone

"We're sorry Owen, but you really did mess up the final talent." Alexa said, before diving back into her video game

"I guess that I can understand that." he said with a sigh, as Izzy frowned and gave Owen her marshmallow "I know how much you like the taste Big O." She told him, giving him a peck on the cheek

"You were always the ray of funniness in all this depression." Noah added on, giving Owen his marshmallow

"But Noah, this is your first marshmallow!" Owen's mouth said, as his stomach protested "I can't take it."

"Owen, I plan on it being one of the first of many, I can wait." Noah replied "Take it you loveable tub of lard you." He said, giving Owen a slight hug, who then returned it in extreme force

"Can't breathe!" Noah choked out

One by one, all the Bass, aside from Heather, placed their marshmallows on Owen's luggage

"Thank you each of you, I'll miss you all." He struggled out, holding back a happy sob and tears of joy "This isn't the last time you've seen me on this island, you hear that Fabulous Moolah!" He called out, stepping onto the boat of losers, and waving goodbye


-Slightly earlier, underneath a tree on a hill-

"So we won. That's interesting " Blake said, sitting on a tree limb above Ezekiel, Harold, Tess, and Katie, who all nodded

"Didn't really expect us to. I'd half expected I would be on the boat." Ezekiel observed

"To be totally honest, we have us five, so we would of had majority, or probably would of." Harold pointed out

"Who all would you of voted for?" Tess asked the five others "I'm sorry but individually Courtney or someone could of convinced us to vote out one of the three of us that did the talent. So I would of had to vote for her, to protect myself." She told them, frowning

"I'd pick Courtney as well, she's getting a bit like you would think that she's like on her perio-" Katie began, before being blocked by the three guys covering their ears and trying to block the noise, after she closed her mouth, Harold decided to go next

"I'd have to vote Duncan, he did so much to me -wheeze- last season." He observed

"I'd vote Eva, she seems mad." Blake coolly stated, and after he finished, they all looked at Zeke

"I'd have to vote whoever did worse in the challenge. I know I hate them all for how they treated me, but I would be going down to their level if I voted someone off SOLELY because I hated them, now if it was between say Harold or Duncan, or Katie and Eva, I'd obviously vote for the second one in both cases, if they both cost us the challenge. I guess it's just my morale compass talking, eh." he commented, after a pause

"Well that will come when it needs to happen. Tonight we didn't need to vote any one off. So let's enjoy it! Who wants to go for a swim?" Katie asked, and the four others agreed to the idea


-At the same time, Killer Bass cabin-

"So the twerp actually won us the challenge." Duncan broke the silence that had befallen the group of himself, Eva, Courtney, Geoff, Tyler, and Bridgette

"A blind squirrel, no matter how stupid can find a nut sometimes." Eva pointed out

"Eva's correct, he's probably going to mess up soon enough." Courtney added

"And what he said was still uncool!" Tyler replied, before tripping from the jump rope he was jumping

"Did any of you hear his song?" Geoff asked, a conflicting look upon his face

"It did sort of point out that we weren't the nicest people either." Bridgette said, with no doubt upon what her face was showing, it was pure sadness

"He doesn't deserve our niceness!" Eva yelled at Bridgette

"And think about this Bridgette, we have six people here, if we happen to be put on the same teams next challenge, we'd have majority over the outcasts by one, if you decided to go make friends with them, they could pick us off and then vote you off once they are done with you!" Tyler pointed out

"Wow Tyler, that's the smartest thing you've ever said." Eva commented, amazed at the sentence Tyler put together

"Just because I'm athletic doesn't mean I'm dumb." Tyler venomously told her

"Let's all calm down, they've already got us fighting each other!" Duncan said, and Courtney, and apprehensively, Bridgette and Geoff did as well

"We'll figure it out if we come to that point, until then, let's be happy we're not voting anyone off just yet." Bridgette noted, to a round of 'that's right, thank goodness, and one Barbie's right

"Let's see if the Gopher's hot tub still works!" Duncan shouted out an idea, which was met with as unanimously as the last one


-On the dock, present time-

"Even in success, the bass stand divided, what will happen to their 'house'? Will it stay precariously standing, or will it collapse? Will the gophers lose again? Will the teams undergo a huge change next challenge? Will another finalist be voted off? Or will it be someone only here a handful of episodes? Possibly even a new person? Find out next time on Total...

Drama...

Remixed!"


Disclaimer *since of course you didn't read the first one*- I don't own any song used in this story *looks at Theory of a Deadman* don't sue me bros, I ain't got nothing you want, but the song I'm using is a parody of the song Hate My Life to Be by them, check it out

I don't know why, but this chapter made me feel meh...don't know why. If I ever redo chapters, this will be the first one I (re)do, -,- really sorry if you think this chapter stunk, you wouldn't be the only one, I guess my mind was bleh

There's a reason Owen was eliminated (he did something that cost his team the challenge), so don't say I eliminated him for the "lolz" he's actually a good way up on my favorites, if I actually voted off my least favorite people first, Trent would be in, Duncan out, first eliminated Bridgette

Yes, I dislike Bridgette, shoot me. But as you've seen in this story, I treat her as a human being, it's something called sticking to a basic canon personality. Freaking new writers hate random people and make them way out of character, which separates what I believe are good writers and bad writers

Guh, Tess's testament to Zeke sounded like a "don't let bullying happen." commercial, and she's already sounding depressing, but at least it helps build the backstory of her, so it's not a total farce.

And really, what is her relation to Tyler? -(who will probably seem the 'most different' out of the characters, but in the first season he really wasn't shown as much, as well as the fact when he was, he was failing at sports, so... guh -,-)- It has me interested, how about you?

To be honest the reason why Blake and some of the other noobs are kind to Zeke is that they have had access to the internet, and therefore news reports, of Zeke and others. The reason no one else read anything about each other is that they either didn't care or could already talk to the people they wanted to look up, therefore Zeke is out of the question to be researched