AN: It's possible there was too much fun had with this one. It might be a little bit crackish. ...I'm okay with that.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


My Blue Heaven

Written by Becks Rylynn


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Title: one of those times when we're gonna have a lot of fun
Prompt: Um. Basically, the prompt is Castiel sees Ruby naked. Because I wanted to write a story where Castiel sees Ruby naked and it's totally platonic.
Characters/Pairing(s): Dean/Ruby. Cas. I guess technically Lila Bray is there too. She's just in the womb.
Rating: T...well, because there's nakedness.
Genre: Humor/Friendship
Words: 568
Notes: Lila Bray 'verse. Title from the song Don't Stop (Color on the Walls) by Foster the People.


''Dean.''

Dean looks up from what he's doing at the sound of Ruby's voice and isn't quite sure what to say when he sees what's in front of him. Ruby, very pregnant and wearing only an extremely small towel is coming out of the steamy bathroom with Castiel following after her, somewhat aimlessly. Dean's jaw falls open, he blinks a lot, and can't find the words to say.

Ruby jerks a thumb in the angel's direction, eyes on Dean. ''This belong to you?''

''I...What were...DUDE!'' Dean strides forwards and flicks Castiel on the forehead, which Castiel does not seem to appreciate one little bit, if the pursed lips are a sign of anything. Granted, they might not be a sign of anything. That might just be his face. ''What the hell?''

''My apologies,'' Castiel says flatly, stepping away from Dean. ''I thought you would be in the shower. You're usually in the shower at this time.''

''HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER?'' Dean bursts out. ''Personal space, Cas!''

''I slept in this morning,'' Ruby points out. ''The baby was kicking me all night.''

''Ah.'' Castiel nods, like he understands this and can sympathize, even though he really, really can't. ''You look very lovely pregnant. There's a glow.''

Dean gapes.

Ruby beams. ''Thank you.'' Then she glares at Dean. ''Would it be so hard for you to say something like that every now and then?''

''Okay,'' Dean chuckles nervously, and then forgets his own rule about personal space, walking up to Castiel and poking him on the chest. ''You need to get out now. Go wait with Sam, we'll be down in - Jesus Christ! Ruby!''

She drops her towel.

Castiel nods. ''See?' He peers at Dean. ''Glow.''

''Oh my, God! Ruby!'' Dean stamps his foot like a child throwing a hissy fit. ''CLOTHES!''

''What's the big deal?'' She shrugs. ''It's just Cas. It's like if we had a pet.''

''I wouldn't get naked in front of a pet!''

''Well, those are your issues, not mine.''

''So, like,'' Dean scratches the back of his neck. ''Would you get naked in front of anyone? Sam? Bobby?''

''I think that would make them uncomfortable. So, no. But Cas doesn't care.'' She turns to Castiel. ''Do you, Cas?''

Castiel opens his mouth to speak. Dean cuts him off.

''I care.''

''Well, that's okay,'' she says, and pats him on the shoulder. ''Because nobody's asking you to take your clothes off.''

Dean sighs and hangs his head. ''Can you...please...just put some clothes on? For my sanity? I'm begging you.''

''I do like it when you beg,'' she says, turning to pull some clothes from her bag.

Castiel frowns at Dean and tilts his head to the side curiously.

Dean feels heat creep up his cheeks, letting out another nervous and incredibly loud laugh. ''That's not...It's not like a sex thing,'' he says. ''The begging, I mean. That's not a kinky thing. It's not.''

Ruby grins and hums under her breath.

There's a very long pause and then Castiel blinks and meets Dean's eyes. ''Perhaps I should wait with Sam.''

''It's an idea,'' Dean says tiredly, rubbing at his forehead.

Castiel nods, brushes past Dean, and sweeps out the door.

Dean narrows his eyes and looks at Ruby. ''Do you enjoy fucking with me?''

''Most of the time,'' she says, without missing a beat. ''But sometimes I'm tired or I have a headache so I fake it. Like last night.''

His eyes widen in what looks to be pure terror.

She giggles under her breath.

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