Authors note: ok my first name for this fan fiction was already taken... whoops i didn't know about this fan fiction SORRY! BUT I CHANGED THE TITLE OF MY STORY SO ITS ALL OK! Also the previouse chapter was like a prolog
The REAL chapter 1 commences now!
Gaz's POV
Nothing, that was our concept and our lesson! The concept of nothing! There was nothing, will be nothing, we our all, you guessed it NOTHING! It was enough to make a normal 16 teen year old girl depressed, but then again i'm not normal. After all i do have a brother who was focused on anything alien to him (not normal), and a boyfriend who IS an alien, but doesn't really care to much about all of that even though that used to be his main focus in life. Well let me specify on the whole not caring, what i meant was that he didn't care about the Irken rebels, he would help them and welcome them here, but he didn't want to rebel he just wanted to forget he was ever part of the messed up system. And then there was me, the girl who most people feared, the girl who had gone to multiple non Irken alien planets so many that a astronomer would gape. I had, as stated prior, an alien boyfriend, Zim, yet with all my adventures and knowledge i still had to go to hi skool, to learn about NOTHING!
It was OK because with all my previous practice of ignoring Dib before he had become less annoying. The fact that i could do this flawlessly really ticked of my teacher, "Gaz can you please give the class a quick summary of our lesson?" see? she is out to get me, every one else was daydreaming... maybe she hated me because i was a Membrane and she HATED Dib last year. I couldn't help glaring at her "you weren't talking about anything" I said coolly "NO! i was talking about NOTHING! THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE!" She screamed, 'what! there is not a huge difference you ugly witch!' i yelled in my head it was taking every ounce of my strength not to yell it at her "what" I said blandly but i was clenching my fists under my table "YOUR JUST AS DISRESPECTFUL AND COWARDLY AS YOUR BROTHER" She screamed, if you can't tell already my teacher has some serious problems "oh is this about how Dib-" I started to say but was suddenly stopped "DON"T EVER USE THAT DAMNED NAME!" She screamed throwing the book at me, literally. Soon she was throwing every thing at me, one thing i can say is THANK GOD she hadn't sharpened her pencils yet, i dodged almost every thing but i still got hit with a couple books and an electric pencil sharpener.
Then the best thing that can possibly happen in a bad class happened... the bell rang signalling we could all go home. *RING* Luckily i had brought my backpack with me into class, also we were on the first floor. I did what some people want to do in the middle of class, i grabbed my backpack and jumped out the window... into a bush... a rose bush... not my best move "YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE ME! I WILL SEE YOU MONDAY!... YOUR NAME IS STUPID!" My insane teacher screamed out the window swalow your pride Gaz i told myself, i tried to get out of the accursed bush when i saw Zim who had updated his look over the years to appear more realistic and he saw me back "Gaz?" He asked looking over at me with obvious concern, he ran over to help me from the hellish bush "Zim, what the hell are you doing?" i heard my brother scream "Gaz is in a rose bush!" Zim yelled back looking kind of panicked as he tried to pull me out "WHAT!" My brother cried ruing over to us, he could be a bit protective, even though i usually was the one saving HIM! "ya she's in a bush, can you help me get her out" Zim yelled bulling me, it kind of wrenched my arms, but i didn't care that much, if you think about it was either this or suffer a concussion threw book. Dib ran over and pulled on my other arm, eventually i was free of the possessive bush.
"finally" I breathed as i brushed myself off, a few scratches but nothing big "Gaz, if you don't mind my asking, why where you in a bush?" Zim asked, i let him grab my hand as he always does when we walked home and felt that weird tingly warmth "MY TEACHER IS CRAZY!" I couldn't help yelling "oh ya don't you have Ms. M this year?" Dib asked looking in my direction "ya..." i sighed "wait who is she again?I have had to many crazy teachers to count" Zim asked, i couldn't help snickering about his teacher bit, he smiled at me. Oh did i mention that he stopped screaming his name and referring to himself in third person, yep Dib mocked him by shouting out his own name at random moments and referring to himself in almost every sentence, it was actually fairly humorous, after about 3 weak's Zim decided that Dib was right, crazy but right. "you remember the teacher who kept on throwing sharpened pencils at us when ever we pointed out that the class was pointless" Dib said trying to make Zim remember "oh ya..." Zim said wistfully. I remembered when it had happened last year and i had had to take both of there lacerated bodies back to Zim's house/base... good times "that woman was psychotic" He continued, and me and Dib nodded in agreement "i probably would have jumped out a window too, except when we had her we were on the 3rd floor" Dib said it looked like he was figuring out why i jumped out the window.
We started walking and i brought out my game slave 5 that Zim had bought me for my birth day. I let him put his arm around me and pull me a bit closer so he could see my game, over the years he had become as big a fan of the video games as me, that was a pretty great feet. I was forced to look from my game when i heard the craziness that is Gir coming towards us "look Gazzy! I GOT A CUP CAKE" the little sir unit screamed cutely before he ate his cup cake and looked at the wrapper sadly "i miss you cup cake" Gir sobbed "Gir where do you keep getting those cup cakes" Zim asked as he stared at his helper robot that really wasn't much help but that Zim had kept around for the dysfunctional unit had grown on him. Gir was momentarily snapped out of his cup cake funeral "OH! the party girls gave it to me!" Gir said happily "Gir, where, they, in, our house?" Zim said clutching the brink in between his eyes i couldn't blame him after the time Gir had had one of his raves at Zim's house, it had being chaotic to say the least. "...noooooo" Gir said guiltily, try saying that 5 times fast "Gir, tell me the truth and tell me if anyone went into my base" Zim said trying to keep his cool "ok, yes they had a 'rave' at our house AND THEY BROUGHT CUPCAKES!" Gir exclaimed changing from one mood to the next with insane speed "focus Gir, did anyone go down stairs" Zim asked "no I STUFFED THE THING, the thingy that makes you go down with CARDBOARD" Gir exclaimed and danced around "OK good" Zim said seaming to relax a bit, i looked over to him "can we leave now?" I asked looking into his ruby eyes desguised blue with contacts. "ya, lets" He said, grabbing my hand that he had let go of as he was talking to Gir but before we could go to Zim's house to play video games...
There was a loud crash in the junk yard that used to be a park "what was that?" Dib asked "*sigh* its probably Tak and her boyfriend asking for help with the revolt" Zim said un-enthusiastically and i could see Dib flinch at the thought of Tak's boyfriend, his was/is Nar they are both rebels when they started dating it made Dib a bit well pissed but he had gotten over it "God i hope not" Dib said, but not entirely "ugh lets go" I said before i walked over, thank god i'm not a cat, they walked behind me but i was in front and ready for anything that jumped out at me. Even a red Irken ship hmmm thats weird Tak's ships are usually purple it doesn't really mater i reminded myself and walked over to the ship or voot cruizer as they called it, it was the same to me. I was expecting Tak or her boyfriend but then i got to thinking why did they crash? Tak's normally a good driver so i wasn't to extremely surprised when it wasn't Tak get out of the ship,it wasn't even Nar.
No... it was an Irken but not one i had seen from what i understood she was female and Dib couldn't stop staring at her. She had ruby red eyes like Zim was fairly tall really tall if you brought into account she was Irken and they are usually short except in rare cases like Zim's and the Irken leaders. Yep it was official, i had no idea who she was, i hated not knowing! but Zim did know "Tenn?" He asked he looked like he knew her but he didn't its kind of like he knew it but it was on the tip of his toungue, like when you want to remember the name of a song for example a Mindless self indulgence song (mindless self indulgence is Gaz's favorite band, where did i get this information you ask? I JUST MAID IT UP!) i HATED when that happened! "wait you know her?" Dib asked with a tint of hope but also some fear. I couldn't blame him i was also worried they would have had a romantic relationship, and then i would be alone... again being alone wasn't that new to me but i still didn't want to lose Zim "this is my sister" thank god "Tenn" Zim introduced us to his sister still a bit in a daze, i would probably be in a daze too if Dib fell from the sky and it wasn't usual.
"greetings" Tenn said looking over at Zim "Tenn, this is Dib and my girlfriend Gaz" Zim introduced us "Hi" Dib said awkwardly looking at her "hey" I said turning my game slave back on, what? just because Zim's alien sister had showed up doesn't mean i couldn't have my game. "Tenn, why are you here? you know as soon as you cross the border your no longer alowed back" Zim asked looking at Tenn with confused concern, he had absolutely no idea what was going on "You where right... about every thing" Tenn said glancing at her feet. A little SIR unit came out of her ship it had pink eyes but its chest plate and antenatal was black "Tenn, we should place disguises so no one suspects" The bot said, it was so different from Gir "and i am sorry i could not warn you that our speed would cause us to crash, i was still repairing" It continued "its OK Rig, i was just to excited, im just happy your OK" Tenn said as she put on a realistic black wig that was in a bob cut and brown contacts. Her sir unit, Rig as she called her put on a black dog costume that looked like Gir's "woof" Rig said in a monotone voice.
Sorry for the title thing once more, i hope y'all liked this chapter.
-BlueRose
