Alex: Hello and welcome to More Secret's About iCarly!

Richard: I'm Richard!

Alex: And I'm Alex. So we have a question from Boris Yeltsin:

Question for Sam, favorite meat?

Sam: Ham.

Richard: That's it, just ham?

Alex: No Argument?

Sam: Yup.

Alex: Wow, that was convenient. Well now we have a dare from Boris Yeltsin:

I dare Sam to eat a spicy meatball.

Sam: Can I have a glass of water?

Richard: Sure.

*Sam eats a spicy meatball. She screams. She drinks the water.*

Richard: Honey, do we have any more dares or questions?

Alex: Yes. We have a dare from Logan Henderson Is Mine:

I dare everyone to watch Grown Ups With Me.

Alex: Sounds like fun.

Richard: Yeah.

*Sophia comes out*

*Sophia and I hug*

Sophia: Ready to watch the movie?

Alex & Richard: Yes.

Carly: You two sound like Sam and Freddie.

Spencer: Except you two like each other. Unlike some people. *glares at seddie*

*Sam and Freddie look scared*

*we watch the movie*

Alex: That movie was hilarious!

Sam: So funny.

Freddie: I loved it.

*we sit back down at the U-shaped table in the middle of my marble living room*

Alex: Okay now we have a dare from Hankie212:

I dare Sam and Freddie to ride the slingshot ride, they must be filmed, and can hold on to each other if they want.

Sam: What's the slingshot ride?

Alex: I don't know.

Freddie: Well if you don't know it, and you're the host, how are we supposed to?

Alex: Hold on to your antibacterial underpants, Benson. I'll look it up.

Sam: *points at me* I like you!

Alex: Thank you. Okay I found it. This innovative Slingshot amusement device is by far one the most exciting vertical amusement rides available today. Slingshot passengers are propelled over 100 meters at speeds in the region of 160 kilometers per hour.

Mrs. Benson: It sounds dangerous.

Sam: Good. Maybe Freddie will fall off and die!

Mrs. Benson: Then my son is not going.

Alex: Come down, Crazy. Freddie will not die. *looks at Sam*

Sam: Well it could happen!

Alex: Yeah, if you pushed him out!

Sam: That's a thought.

Freddie: Alex, she's thinking about it!

Alex: What am I supposed to do? You know I'm only a host. Not superman. If you want your problems fixed, go see a shrink.

Carly: You sound a lot like Sam.

Alex: Why thank you.

Richard: Can we get back to the show?

Alex: Your right. Sam and Freddie, leave!

*Sam and Freddie go to ride the slingshot*

Alex: Let's check up on them.

*turns on TV*

*Sam and Freddie get on the ride, get shot up into the air, and come back down.*

*Sam and Freddie come back*

Alex: Okay now we have a dare from Goth Rocker Chick:

I dare Sam and Freddie to play the role of Alexander and Raven from Vampire Kisses.

Sam: What are Vampire Kisses?

Freddie: Vampires who kiss?

Alex: Real descriptive. Let me look it up. Okay now I know what it is.

Richard: Are you going to tell us?

Alex: Nope. But I printed out some lines for you two to say.

Sam: All it says is for me and Fredlumps to kiss.

Alex: In this series you two date.

*Sam and Freddie kiss*

Alex: Well I hope that you two did it right.

Sam: We know how to kiss, Alex.

Alex: No, I mean maybe I looked up the wrong thing. Oh well, alls well that ends well. That's all we have for this episode of More Secret's About iCarly!

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