Instruction:
*Fill out the numbers with KHR characters' names before answering the questions below. owo)
*And...for your sake as well as the reader's sake, put the name of the character in the parenthesis after the number in the question. o-o);;
1.) Reborn
2.) Sawada Tsunayoshi
3.) Verde
4.) Dino Cavallone
5.) Hibari Kyoya
6.) Chrome Dokuro
7.) Xanxus
8.) Kurokawa Hana
9.) Lambo Bovino
10.) Byakuran
1.) What if #1 ( Reborn ) and #2 ( Sawada Tsunayoshi ) became canon?
Aren't they already~? x3 No, no. . . Tsuna's life would just be even more miserable because he has an abusive, kinky lover~.
2.) Do you think #5 ( Hibari Kyoya ) and #8 ( Hana Kurkawa ) would be a good pair?
Hell no! Think of their children! XD
3.) What would happen if you lock #1 ( Reborn ), #10 ( Byakuran ), and #9 ( Lambo Bovino ) in a room?
That room would cease to exist. Byakuran is a bastard (but I love him anyways~), Lambo is annoying, and Reborn hates them both. I think we all know what he's like to people he hates. It would not be pretty.
4.) #2 ( Sawada Tsunayoshi ) #6 ( Chrome Dokuro ) were tasked to prepare dinner. What do they cook?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They would try to cook, but it wouldn't turn out well so they'd order take out (delivered by Adult!I-Pin).
5.) If #3 ( Verde ) and #7 ( Xanxus ) would have a date, where would it be and how would would it go?
OHGAWDITBURNS!XD
Xanxus would have Verde locked in his pedo-basement making him new weapons. Then he'd switch to sex toys and test them out on Verde.
6.) What do you think is the themesong of #4 ( Dino Cavallone ) and #5 ( Hibari Kyoya )?
Bruises and Bitemarks by Good with Grenades~.
7.) What kind of wedding would #7 ( Xanxus ) and #8 ( Hana Kurokawa ) have?
Hana would have Xanxus on a leash the whole time. He'd be miserable and drunk in a corner somewhere while Hana nagged him. Because we all know she could nag him into submission.
8.) If #3 ( Verde ) and #1 ( Reborn ) were suddenly in a fairy-tale-ish world, what part would they play?
Verde would be the evil sorcerer and Reborn would be either the evil knight or the wise old man.
9.) What would happen after #10 ( Byakuran ) and #6 ( Chrome Dokuro ) found themselves together in bed?
Chrome would wonder why the hell she was naked, and Byakuran would wonder when Mukuro was gonna come back out so he could get some ass.
10.) What kind of book would #9 ( Lambo Bovino ) be reading?
. . .A picture book about candy and cows (and how to defeat Reborn).
11.) What topic would most likely be talked about by #2 ( Sawada Tsunayoshi ) and #5 ( Hibari Kyoya )?
Tsuna would be begging Hibari not to bite him to death while Hibari would be wondering why the annoying herbivore was wailing when all he'd wanted to ask was where the baby was.
. . .Or they'd be arguing about whether or not Hibari is a member of Tsuna's family.
12.) How would #6 ( Chrome Dokuro ) confess to #8 ( Hana Kurokawa )?
She would be very timid, and would stand before the girl fidgeting and blushing before finally whispering out the words.
13.) #3 ( Verde ) and #10 ( Byakuran ) are going to fight. What did they disagree upon and who do you think would win? (and what kind of fight would they have..? 8D)
They disagreed on what underwear Mukuro looks best in. No one would win because Mukuro would stab them both in the head, successfully interrupting the fight. Naturally, Fran would be somewhere in the room making snarky comments cuz he's pimpin' like that.
14.) For what reason does #7 ( Xanxus ) sneak inside #1's ( Reborn ) house at night?
Xanxus sneaks in to beat the snot out of Tsuna (or do x-rated things~). Reborn would shoot him in his sleep after he got blown up by all the traps the tiny hitman left out. No one touches that ass but him. Tsuna would wake up wondering just what the hell happened to his room.
15.) What are the words that #4 ( Dino Cavallone ) would say as s/he is about to kill #9 ( Lambo Bovino )?
"Those chocolates were for Kyoya, you stupid cow."
16.) If #7 ( Xanxus ) would rule a kingdom, who would be his/her spouse?
He wouldn't have a spouse. Everyone would be his bitch, especially Squalo! XD
17.) #3 ( Verde ) turned into an animal..! (out of curiosity, what kind of animal is s/he? 8D) #4 ( Dino Cavallone ) picks him/her up. How are their days together?
Verde would be an alligator, and he would spend his days performing tests on Dino without him realizing. Then one day, Romario decides that the alligator has gotten too big, and flushes him down the toilet for his boss' safety.
18.) If #5 ( Hibari Kyoya ) fails an exam, how can #10 ( Byakuran ) persuade him/her to study?
Byakuran would taunt him until Hibari got so fed he up he was determined to "bite that test to death".
19.) Who would you rather go out with? #8 ( Hana Kurokawa ), or #9 ( Lambo Bovino )?
. . .Honestly, Hana. XD Lambo's too much of a whiny brat. He has his strong points, but I'd spend too much time smacking him upside the head and telling him to man up. XD
20.) If Amano-sensei would give you an official art that has #2 ( Sawada Tsunayoshi ) and #6 ( Chrome Dokuro ) [only] in it, what scene of the two would you like her to draw for you?
Either the scene where Chrome kisses Tsuna, or just something else especially pimping that Amano-sensei comes up with~.
Author's note: This is just a taste of the crack my mind is capable of (especially when I should be sleeping). I also use the word pimpin too much, but its a pimpin word. :P Oh yeah, and I am aware this is on my profile. I just felt like putting it here too because it's a meme. XD
Random fact: Pocky tastes a million times better after you have stirred your coffee with it.
