Alex: Greetings and salutations and welcome to More Secret's About iCarly! I'm Alex.

Richard: I'm Richard.

Mea: And I'm Mea.

Richard: Mea is back because her mom now has a restraining order against Sam, so Mea is Sam-free. I will be Alex's assistant.

Mea: I'm Mea.

Alex: Yes we've established this. (A/N Mea is not very bright. But she is my best friend.)

Mea: We have a question from Hankie212:

Question For Carly: Would you still be dating Griffin if it wasn't for the pee wee babies?

Carly: Definitely.

Alex: What is a pee wee baby?

Mea: A wee baby that pees?

*Sam, Freddie, Me, and Richard laugh really hard.*

Carly: It's not that funny!

Alex: It's pretty funny. Okay on another note.

Mea: We were supposed to take notes?

Alex: As you can tell, Mea is not the brightest light out there. We have a dare from Boris Yeltsin:

I dare the group watch Taken.

Mea: Someone was kidnapped!

Alex: No you nitwit! Sorry.

Mea: It's okay. As long as we don't have bugs in our carpets.

Alex: Can we just watch the movie.

*We watch Taken*

Alex: That was nice.

Mea: We were watching a movie? I just thought that we were all staring at the screen to keep silence.

Alex: (…) Okay we now have a dare from PurpleMousefurGomez:

I dare Freddie Sam Richard and Alex to do a play of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets Richard as Harry, Alex as Ginny, Freddie as Ron, and Sam As Hermione.

Sam: I have never seen Harry Potter.

Alex: No need. Jason! (Jason is my 10 year-old brother)

Jason: *comes into the living room* Yeah Alex?

Alex: Tell Sam about Harry Potter.

Jason: *Jason rambles on and on until Sam screams*

Alex: Dude!

Sam: Sorry. He just doesn't shut up!

Alex: Jason, tell Ella that we need her Harry Potter costumes from her play last year.

Freddie: Who is Ella?

Alex: Ella is my 17 year old sister.

Spencer: Do you have any other siblings?

Alex: Nope. I'm the middle child. Anyway let's to the play.

Harry: I didn't want anyone to talk to me

Ginny: Well, that was a bit stupid of you, seeing as how you don't know anyone but me who's been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels

Harry: I forgot

Ginny: Lucky you

Alex: That was fun. Okay it's Sam and Freddie's turn.

Hermione: I can't come with you because I'm already going with someone

Ron: No, you're not! You just said that to get rid of Neville!

Hermione: Oh did I? Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!

Alex: Okay well that's all we-

Mea: Can I say something?

Alex: Sure go ahead.

Mea: Do you think that you and Richard will be married in the future about 2017 like Harry and Ginny?

Alex: I don't know. Maybe one of our readers will dare Spencer to build a time machine and we'll see if we get married.

Richard: Do you want to?

Alex: I don't know. We're only 15. Well that's all we have for this episode of More Secret's About iCarly!