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Warning: swearing. . .
KHR MEME
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The golden-brown haired female sat at her computer late at night looking things up on youtube. She wanted to write something, but for the life of her she couldn't get an idea. Pushing up her black, square-rimmed glasses, she looked up a meme.
Taking a swig of her coffee (which was cold, much to her chagrin) the thought, "Why the hell not?" crossed her mind. She stirred her coffee with a pocky stick and cracked her back. Then, cracking her knuckles, she began filling out the meme.
Q1. Lambo puts a grenade in your hand. What will you do?
"GYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Just stir your soup, Misa. Stir your soup," the girl thought. The little cow-child annoyed the fool out of her, but, like Reborn, she'd learned to ignore him. Not that he came to annoy her very much.
"I-Pin will never catch the great Lambo-sama!" Lambo ran through the kitchen. I-Pin was hot on his heels trying to get him to stop. After running around the bespeckled girl's legs a few times, the two children exited the kitchen. Lambo stumbled a little - not quite falling - and something flew out of his hand.
Misa caught the object, blinking at it. A pink grenade? She sighed; the crazy things that kid keeps in his afro. She would brush the tangled mess, but Lord only knows what horrors she'd find. Despite the questionable thoughts that often ran through the girl's mind, she didn't think she was prepared for that.
"AH, Gokudera-kun, you're just in time for lunch. Misa is making some American dish."
"Don't worry, Juudaime, I'll make sure it's not poisoned."
"Eh? I don't-"
"Why the fuck would I poison him, you dumbass lapdog?" Misa interrupted Tsuna. She enjoyed getting into arguments with Gokudera. He was the only person she could have an intelligent - yet at the same time incredibly ridiculous - argument with. The Storm Guardian ended up getting pissed, though, while Misa was only having a bit of fun.
"Oi, who's a-!" his green eyes alighted on the grenade she was holding. "See, Juudaime, I told you she was trying to poison you!"
"What the hell are you talking about? This is only a toy," her long ponytail swished behind her head as she turned her color changing eyes on the two. Gokudera was standing protectively in front of Tsuna; her yaoi senses were tingling.
"Che, that's real, stupid woman!" the silverette growled. Her eyes widened as Tsuna nodded to her, confirming his right hand (stalker)'s words.
"Atleast it still - " her sentence was interrupted by the pin falling out of the grenade, just to mock her. The girl tossed it to Gokudera, who caught it.
"You're the bombs expert; disarm it!" Tsuna backed away.
"What the hell? You do it, stupid woman, I don't fucking know how!"
"THIS IS MY MEME, BITCH, DO AS I SAY!"
Q2. Reborn shoots you with the HDW Bullet. Who will you kill first?
"REBORN!"the girl bellowed, tearing out of her clothes. She was left wearing nothing but a white bra and panties and her glasses.
"I'LL SMACK RASIEL WITH A FRYING PAN WITH MY DYING WILL!" she ran off, golden-brown hair swaying behind her. A frying pan was magically in her hand, and all Tsuna could do was stare at her disappearing figure with a blank face.
~.~.~Somewhere in the world~.~.~
Misa stared at the unconscious blonde at her feet. He probably had a concussion or some kind of brain damage (that was probably there before she hit him, though), but she didn't really care. What she was worried about was where she was going to get some clothes from and how she was getting home. That's when her eyes turned to the unconscious body.
. . .Misa shrugged and began undressing Rasiel. His clothes would have to do. Now all she had to worry about was getting home.
Q3. YOU HAVE CAPTURED BYAKURAN! What do you do to him?
The sound of a doorbell rang throughout the house. Not seeing anyone outside, Misa curiously opened the door. Right on the doorstep was a black box. She brought it inside and set it down on her table. It was addressed to her, but she didn't remember ordering anything. . .
Misa opened the box, and stared blankly at its contents. It was Byakuran. Why did someone send her the marshmallow demon? Not that she was complaining. She wasn't quite sure what to do with him, though. Should she lock him up in her basement for being a bastard, or keep him as a pet because he was sexy? Decisions, decisions.
"Haha, it's good to see you again, Mi-chan~." he smiled up at her. Her eye twitched and she closed the box.
"Hm? Where are we going, Mi-chan?" she tossed him down the stairs into her basement. She hated that nickname. . .
Q4. The Varia have kidnapped you. Explain why.
Misa glared at Xanxus.
He glared back.
"Get in the kitchen, trash."
"Hell no. That's why you have Lussuria."
Q.5 Fuuta had ranked you the No. 1 pervert (no raining). How would you react?
Following the boy's proclamation, everyone went back to what they were doing. No one was really surprised; they already knew she was a questionable character, though seeming sweet on the outside. Misa's eyebrows, however, were furrowed in thought.
"But, what does that make Mukuro and Shamal?"
That stopped everyone. What DID that make them. . .?
Now describe your fav character...
An Armani suit hung perfectly on his lean figure, the kind that makes women - and men - drool. The collar of his yellow silk shirt shone in the sunlight just like the band on his fedora. Spiky raven locks curled down into sideburns that accentuated his jawline. His black Italian loafers were freshly shined, but the dangerously alluring glint in his onyx eyes put them to shame.
Glaring at you over his shoulder, he stood with his legs spread a bit apart and his snow white hand brandishing a green CZ27. That glare slowly melted into a tantalizing smirk. It was as if he were mocking you, silently saying, "You want to be better than the best? Keep dreaming, trash."
Go tag some people now.
Misa ran after a girl who was a good deal faster than her. Reaching out her hand, she finally tagged her.
"You're it, Chibi-tan~!" she giggled and ran off to tag more people.
Author's Note: My eyes really do change colors. Sometimes they're green, other times blue, sometimes a mixture. One time, one was green and the other blue. Scared the crap out of my friend. XD I really do have a nickname I hate. Not for Misa, but for my real name. If you call me it - especially if I don't know you well - I will be plotting your bloody demise.
This is another meme I got off deviantart. I did it because I'm not sure what else to write (though the coffee I just drank should help). If anyone reads this, I would appreciate it if you voted in the pole on my profile page~.
Oh yeah, this is open to everyone, not just Chibi-tan~! :D
