Alex: Hola and hello and welcome to More Secret's About iCarly!

Mea: Tonight we have some great dares and questions from you- the American public!

Alex: I'm Alexandra!

Richard: I'm Richard!

Mea: And I'm Mea. Do we have any wood?

Alex: Why?

Mea: I wanted to make some yogurt.

Alex: Richard, could you get Mea some wood?

Richard: Sure thing, honey.

Alex: Don't push it.

Mea: So here is question from Hankie212:

For Spencer: Would You Ever Date of Even Marry Mrs. Benson?

Spencer: I don't know…maybe…I'm sorry Carly.

Carly: Spencer, are you serious!

Spencer: Well at least it is out in the open.

Freddie: That is disturbing on so many levels.

Mea: I know. If Spencer and Mrs. Benson get married just picture them-

Alex: Okay let's remember that this is not rated T. Anyways here is question from Boris Yeltsin:

For Spencer: What Is The Wackiest Sculpture You've Ever Made?

Spencer: Well my first one was made out of men and women underwear.

Mea: Okay? What was it made into?

Spencer: The worlds largest eyeball!

Alex: Again, very disturbing. Here is a dare from Logan Henderson Is Mine:

I dare Sam, Freddie, and Shane are to take care of me because I am sick.

Alex: Get out here, Shane!

*Shane comes out*

Freddie: Oh why is he here?

Mea: Weren't you just here? It's apart of the dare, Einstein.

Sam: I like you! *points to Mea*

Mea: Thanks!

Sam: I am not going to take care of someone for an entire day.

Alex: Oh you won't.

Sam: Good.

Alex: You will take care of my friend for until she gets better. Oh and here is your assignments. Homework- Freddie, making food- Shane, Sam- personal maid.

Sam: I am not doing that. I am no ones slave.

Alex: You know I still have that tazer. And it can shock you will 100,000 bolts of lightning. Now do you want to be a potato chip or Sam Puckett, maid.

Sam: Do I have to wear a uniform?

Freddie: *whispers to Richard* You've got your self a keeper.

Richard: Yup, she's something.

Alex: Get out here Sophie!

*Sophie comes out*

Alex: You can use the guest room which is upstairs.

*they leave*

Alex: Well let's see how they are doing.

*turns on TV*

Sophie: Can you, Sam, get me some tea?

Sam: Do I have to?

Freddie: Sam, you heard what Alex said.

Sam: Give it up nub, that Alexandra has no feelings for you what-so-ever.

*turns off TV*

*they come back*

Alex: It's good that you guys are back because here is a dare from Smiling Cresent:

I dare Sam and Carly to fight for Freddie on who he should end up with. Anyone may object while the debate is going on.

Alex: *whispering to Richard and Mea* Do you think it will end well?

Mea & Richard: Nope.

Alex: Begin!

Sam: I was Freddie's first kiss.

Carly: I made out with him multiple times.

Sam: He only made out with you because he saved your life!

Carly: Ah, so you admit that he loves me enough to save my life!

Sam: Oh please, give me a break, he just did that out of friendship and courtesy. If it was me, he would've done the same thing. Right, Alex?

Alex: I want no part of this.

Richard: *whispers* Smart move, honey.

Alex: Thanks.

Sam: Let me ask you something, Shay, has Freddie flirted with you ever since then?

Carly: N-no. But still he does now. Right, Freddie.

Alex: Calm down, Princess. Freddie is the only one who can't be apart of this debate until someone wins.

Carly: I most certainly am not a princess.

Sam: Can we get back to the dare?

Carly: Fine, is you love Freddie so much then why do you pick on him?

Sam: It's how I show my love! *gasps are heard everywhere*

Alex: Well I suppose that Sam has won and your prize is… *whispers to Richard* what could be the prize.

Richard: Beats me, sweetheart.

Alex: Okay so I guess your prize is Freddie!

*Sam and Freddie kiss*

Mea: That's all we have for this episode of…

Alex: More Secret's About iCarly!

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