Alex: Hola and hello and welcome to More Secret's About iCarly!
Mea: Tonight we have some great dares and questions from you- the American public!
Alex: I'm Alexandra!
Richard: I'm Richard!
Mea: And I'm Mea. Do we have any wood?
Alex: Why?
Mea: I wanted to make some yogurt.
Alex: Richard, could you get Mea some wood?
Richard: Sure thing, honey.
Alex: Don't push it.
Mea: So here is question from Hankie212:
For Spencer: Would You Ever Date of Even Marry Mrs. Benson?
Spencer: I don't know…maybe…I'm sorry Carly.
Carly: Spencer, are you serious!
Spencer: Well at least it is out in the open.
Freddie: That is disturbing on so many levels.
Mea: I know. If Spencer and Mrs. Benson get married just picture them-
Alex: Okay let's remember that this is not rated T. Anyways here is question from Boris Yeltsin:
For Spencer: What Is The Wackiest Sculpture You've Ever Made?
Spencer: Well my first one was made out of men and women underwear.
Mea: Okay? What was it made into?
Spencer: The worlds largest eyeball!
Alex: Again, very disturbing. Here is a dare from Logan Henderson Is Mine:
I dare Sam, Freddie, and Shane are to take care of me because I am sick.
Alex: Get out here, Shane!
*Shane comes out*
Freddie: Oh why is he here?
Mea: Weren't you just here? It's apart of the dare, Einstein.
Sam: I like you! *points to Mea*
Mea: Thanks!
Sam: I am not going to take care of someone for an entire day.
Alex: Oh you won't.
Sam: Good.
Alex: You will take care of my friend for until she gets better. Oh and here is your assignments. Homework- Freddie, making food- Shane, Sam- personal maid.
Sam: I am not doing that. I am no ones slave.
Alex: You know I still have that tazer. And it can shock you will 100,000 bolts of lightning. Now do you want to be a potato chip or Sam Puckett, maid.
Sam: Do I have to wear a uniform?
Freddie: *whispers to Richard* You've got your self a keeper.
Richard: Yup, she's something.
Alex: Get out here Sophie!
*Sophie comes out*
Alex: You can use the guest room which is upstairs.
*they leave*
Alex: Well let's see how they are doing.
*turns on TV*
Sophie: Can you, Sam, get me some tea?
Sam: Do I have to?
Freddie: Sam, you heard what Alex said.
Sam: Give it up nub, that Alexandra has no feelings for you what-so-ever.
*turns off TV*
*they come back*
Alex: It's good that you guys are back because here is a dare from Smiling Cresent:
I dare Sam and Carly to fight for Freddie on who he should end up with. Anyone may object while the debate is going on.
Alex: *whispering to Richard and Mea* Do you think it will end well?
Mea & Richard: Nope.
Alex: Begin!
Sam: I was Freddie's first kiss.
Carly: I made out with him multiple times.
Sam: He only made out with you because he saved your life!
Carly: Ah, so you admit that he loves me enough to save my life!
Sam: Oh please, give me a break, he just did that out of friendship and courtesy. If it was me, he would've done the same thing. Right, Alex?
Alex: I want no part of this.
Richard: *whispers* Smart move, honey.
Alex: Thanks.
Sam: Let me ask you something, Shay, has Freddie flirted with you ever since then?
Carly: N-no. But still he does now. Right, Freddie.
Alex: Calm down, Princess. Freddie is the only one who can't be apart of this debate until someone wins.
Carly: I most certainly am not a princess.
Sam: Can we get back to the dare?
Carly: Fine, is you love Freddie so much then why do you pick on him?
Sam: It's how I show my love! *gasps are heard everywhere*
Alex: Well I suppose that Sam has won and your prize is… *whispers to Richard* what could be the prize.
Richard: Beats me, sweetheart.
Alex: Okay so I guess your prize is Freddie!
*Sam and Freddie kiss*
Mea: That's all we have for this episode of…
Alex: More Secret's About iCarly!
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