Spencer: Where have you been?

Alex: I went to get a corn dog! Anyway, since I haven't updated in a long time...this will be a very long show. So, because of that we will be...DRESSED LIKE HOGWARTS STUDENTS! GO HARRY POTTER! Here is a dare for Carly and Sam from Lilluy:

I dare Sam to act like Carly for 2 chapters

Sam: Alright. Freddie, can you please hand me a bottle of water?

Freddie: Sure, Sam.

Alex: Wow...this is gonna be weird! So next we have a dare from an anonymous reviewer:

I dare Carly and Sam to have a karaoke competition!

Alex: So you both have to sing a different and me and Richard will judge you.

Spencer: Why can't Freddie, Gibby, and I judge?

Richard: 'Cause you'll play favorites.

Alex: And...be-

Jason: Alex! *yells from front door*

Alex: What!

Jason: Jack is here!

Alex: Send him in!

A guy comes in-for my special fans out there, I'll tell you what he looks like...Draco Malfoy!

Alex: Please sit down, Jack.

Richard: What's 'Mr. Perfect' doing here?

Alex: Jack is here to fix my computer.

Richard: (mumbles) I could've done it...

Jack: Where is it?

Alex: In my room.

(Jack leaves)

Richard: (grumbles) Good riddance.

Alex: Where was I?

Richard: Counting down, Alex.

Alex: Right, and...BEGIN!

Sam:

You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch line wrong
I know you get me
So I'll let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was a wreck
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my valentine, valentine

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete

Let's go all the way tonight

No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

I might get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

Alex: Richard?

Richard: 10

Alex: -9

Sam: Thank-you.

Alex: Carly?

Carly:

Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreams

I'm looking down every alley,
I'm making those desperate calls
Im staying up all night hoping,
Hit my head against the walls

What you've got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love

Won't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me to think twice
But left to my own devices i'm addicted its a crisis!

My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy
My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead

What you've got boy is hard to find

Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love

I don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me
But crash and crave you when you are away

So I got a question;
Do you want to have a summer party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
Is my love, your drug?
(huh) Your drug? (huh) your drug? (huh) your drug?
Is my love, your drug?

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love (x2)

Heyyy heyyy your love, your love,your love,your love, (whispered) is my drug
I like your beard

Alex: 10

Richard: -1

Alex: Freddie, you're a nerd.

Freddie: Thank-you?

Alex: No, add up the scores!

Freddie: Oh...sure. Carly got 21. And Sam got...add...and Sam got 29.

Alex: Sam wins! And now we have a dare from a girl, who is a very big fan, named Julianna:

I dare Sam to say Freddie was never a nub!
I dare u all to reD the fanfic icarly with a chance!
I dare u, Sam, to right a book on your life! And one chapter has to be titled 'My life with Freddie' if it's not done by chapter 10 you have to go to Disney with Freddie!
I dare Freddie to nag Sam!

Freddie: You need to stop getting into trouble!

Sam: Everybody says that.

Freddie: Your eat habits need to be more nutritious!

Sam: Ham is my apple.

Freddie: Teachers deserve more respect from you!

Sam: Most teachers are normal and thus deserve respect from normal students. I and our teachers are not normal and therefore no respect is mutual.

Freddie: (turns to me) How can I nag a person who agrees with me?

Alex: (whispers to Richard) Just like Dumbledore's death all over again, huh?

Richard: You got it, hun.

Alex: On to the next dare! Sam, go to my dad's den and get crackin' on that book!

(Sam leaves)

Richard: Now I have set up an entire row of laptops for all of you to read 'iCarly with a Chance'.

Alex: I have to read it?

Richard: Yes, sweetheart, you too.

(everyone finishes reading)

Carly: Okay?

Spencer: I need to be spotlight in the stories you give us! Is there such a thing as a Spency fic?

Freddie: That would never happen.

Richard and Alex: Riiiiiiight.

Richard: What did you think of it, Sweetie?

Gibby: No PDA!

Alex: As being an author myself, I think it highly inappropriate to give my opinion if not straight to the fellow author herself. With the exception of J.K. Rowling.

Freddie: Well said.

Alex: Keep to one girl, Benson. I have someone. We now go on to our next dare. Sam! Tell Freddie he's not a nub.

(Sam comes)

Sam: Freddie, you're-you're n-not a-a n-n-n-ub!

(Sam leaves)

Alex: Wow. That must have been really hard for her. We now have another set of dares from Julianna:

Alex, I dare u 2 put ur mom on the show!
I dare Spencer to make out with !
Question, where does the icarly cast stay?

I dare you all to paint the soft room purple!

I dare you all to make sam watch Elmo!
I dare you all to say one thing you would change about Sam! In front of her!

Alex: Mom!(yells)

(Alex's mom comes in)

Mom: Yes?

Alex: Say hello to the camera!

Mom: Alexandra Marie, I told you that if you didn't clean your room, that you would have to stop your show!

Alex: Mom, I did clean my room! Jack is in there fixing my computer!

Mom: Jack? That nice boy from church? Oh, I always liked him, Alexandra. Oh, Richard, you're still here?

Richard: (very mad) Yes, ma'am.

Mom: I'll be making dinner, Alexandra.

(Alex's mom leaves)

Freddie: Cool mom.

Alex: You people will remain calling Alex. My mom calls me Alexandra Marie because she says it keeps me in my place. I never talk back to her when I am called that. I guess it makes me realize that my name was there for a reason. To keep me out of trouble.

(silence)

Richard: Continuing on, sweetums. Spencer, make out with Mrs. Benson! Lou, bring Mrs. B back from the comfort room!

(Spencer and Mrs. Benson make-out for an hour)

Alex: Well...that was disgusting. Now please tell the lovely readers at home where you people stay!

Freddie: I sleep in the guest house with Carly, Sam, and Spencer.

Mrs. Benson: I stay in the comfort room at night. It's not as bad as you think.

Gibby: I share temporally with Jason.

Richard: Now...let's paint the soft room purple.

(everyone goes down to the basement where the softroom is and paint it dark purple)

Alex: Sam, I want you to go to the other living room downstairs and watch elmo.

(Sam goes downstairs and a half an hour later, comes back up with a horrified expression)

Sam: Pure torture.

Alex: Why don't you sit down. Now everyone please say one thing you would change about Sam to her face!

Sam: Why do you hate me?
Alex: Not me-fans.

Freddie: If I were you, I would stop eating so much food. Girls have to watch their figure.

Mrs. Benson: You could ruin your future with bullying.

Spencer: I never get to eat my ham with you around.

Gibby: Texas wedgies are not fun!

Carly: Your vigorous behavior could endanger us all one day.

Sam: Alex, can I lie down on your couch?

Alex: Sure.

(Sam leaves looking hurt)

Richard: Here is a dare from Eyeo:

I dare everyone to reveal their biggest secrets.

Alex: I still watch cartoons.

Freddie: I never gave up wearing antibacterial underwear.

Mrs. Benson: I got my compulsive overprotective manner from getting hit by a bus.

Spencer: I ate that moldy corndog in the iCarly studio.

Gibby: I pose shirtless for videos on Splashface.

Richard: I absolutely hate Jack.

Sam: I have a crush on a certain nerd.

Carly: I...steal makeup from my friends.

Alex: Wow...we have another dare from Juliana:

Here is a dare for Juliana! Go to Logan from BTR and kiss him and leave.

(Juliana comes in)

Alex: Lou, I need you to drive Juliana to Hollywood and find Logan Henderson.

(Juliana and Lou leave)

(I turn on the TV)

(Juliana grabs Logan, kisses him for 10 seconds, and leaves with Lou)

(Juliana and Lou come back)

Richard: We now have a dare from Candy:

I dare all of them to conquer their biggest fears.

(I kill a spider, Freddie sets up a new protection from viruses, Sam eats vegetables, Mrs. Benson doesn't nag Freddie, Spencer doesn't kill a fish, Carly gets ignored, Gibby keeps his shirt on, Richard stops fearing that Jack will take Alex away, and Melanie wears Sam' clothes)

Alex: Now we have a few questions from Lucy680:

Freddie, What happened to your dad?

Carly, What happened to your mom?

Sam, What happened to your dad?

Sam: My dad left us.

Carly: My mom died shortly after having me.

Freddie: My dad got hit by a bus.

Richard: We now have a dare from yob3:

My dare is that each of the cast has to do something they fear or hate. For example: Carly has to spend an hour in a small space.

Carly: Heck no.

Alex: Too bad, cupcake. Lou could you please take Carly to my extra small closet.

(Lou takes Carly to the closet upstairs)

Alex: Sam, you will be deprived from meat for a full hour.

Sam: No! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!

Richard: Too late! Lou, put all of Sam's meat in the fridge.

(Lou puts away the meat as Sam yells in agony)

Richard: Freddie?

Freddie: I hate my antibacterial underpants.

Alex: Well, due to Mrs. Benson bringing a pair, I Sorry Freddie. You must put them on.

Freddie: No!

Richard: Yes. Lou!

(Lou takes Freddie to the bathroom for him to put on the pants)

Alex: Gibby, what's your other fear?

Gibby: I'm afraid my dad will come back home.

Alex: Wow, we won't be doing that one...Spencer, what about you?

Spencer: I will have to go back to law school.

Richard: You went for three days!

Spencer: I know!

Alex: Alright then, we now have a dare from Darkness:

Freddie: when you, Carly,and Sam went to Tokyo how in the heck did you know Sam had I heart Las Vegas panties
I dare Mrs. Benson to tell Freddie about that tracking devise she planted on his skull
I dare Freddie to give Sam a wedgie
I dare Sam not to do anything to Freddie after the wedgie
I dare Carly and Sam to be Freddie's slaves for 3 chapters.

Freddie: I was unpacking and she dropped it. That's how I saw it.

Alex: Right.

Mrs. Benson: Freddie, that beeping sound you heard? There's a tracking chip I put in your skull when you were an infant.

(Freddie gives Sam a Texas wedgie Sam: Ow!)

(Sam stays kinda calm and doesn't attack)

Freddie: Carly, get me a drink!

Carly: Yes, sir.

Freddie: Samantha, put my feet up!

Sam: Yes, you royal ass.

Alex: Right, well here is a dare from Lilluy:

I dare Carly to act like Sam and Sam to act like Carly for 2 chapters.

Carly: I want some ham!

Sam: I think I lost my lip gloss!

Alex: I know I didn't everyone's dare, I'm sorry! I must suck, but, I have a lot going on! Merry Christmas and Happy New Years! This has been: More Secrets About iCarly!

A/N: I haven't updated since April because of school, boys, and home. I am truly sorry. I want to update the rest of my stories by the end of 2011, but we'll see! Make sure to ask a question or put a dare in your review! This took me a long time an it is 8 pages long!

Merry Christmas!