Chapter 3: My Name is Alice

As my weak body functioned feeling back into it, the first thing I saw was a blurry figure. A girl. She had blond, messy hair with ocean blue eyes. She was wearing a rather tomboyish red shirt that said: "THIS IS MINECRAFTIA WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM IDIOT" gee that seems nice. She quickly turned around, as her messy hair flipped with it screaming something out. Man, what in the world is going on? Slowly but surely I was able to raise my hand and quickly dropping it into my mouth. Then, my finger slowly traced onto my nose and then squeezed. GAHHHH man I am hurting myself hard man! Though I knew if I did it long enough I would be able to wake up on the school bus or at home instead of this terrible graphic wise game "Minecraft" and everything will be normal and I can actually understand what my situation is, well most of the time. Well, after a few minutes of screaming which should've told me that there were other people as I did feel something upon me, and nothing except at least 6 puzzled looks of people I didn't know and the same girl that I saw before with a face that seemed to say "This guy sure is retarded", Which, honestly, now that I think about it, I honestly couldn't exactly argue to. "What the" Sandwiches, I guess I should say; "are you doing?" she frustratingly replied. "Ermmmmmm…." Yeah, I really don't have a good excuse to this, I mean I can't just say "This place is ugly, I want to wake up back at home" because A) they'd think I'd be even more insane then they probably already do. B) For all I know this could be a completely different dimension considering my retarded attempt to wake up failed and these people aren't humans…so I wouldn't risk offending them if they have some sort of really scary way to kill me, like turn me into flames at the touch of a hand…hey I wonder if that is an example of sublimation, maybe I could use that for the Science..ok I might not actually be able to return to the science test so let's not get of topic.

"Are you SURE this kid got in by talent?" the girl shouted to a rather young man in a buttoned shirt with sandy brown hair and looked about in his early thirties "Duh, Alice, Minecraftia is only for the best" Ok, the girl who clearly thinks I'm a retard is called Alice, ok got it. "But Dr. Bruno, can't you see that he is absolutely NO common sense and clearly doesn't have an idea what we do around here!", Ok, what "they do around here", yep their aliens but…wait, they're talking like I'm technically part of their group…oh no…I'm a alien from a retarded block land! Wow I have hit an all time low. "Alice calm down, just because not everybody is up to your level in skill, doesn't mean you have to pick on them, this is a place where every being has something important in them" and he and his other similar men walked away. Alice sighed as she re looked at me and handed me her hand which turned out to be rather soft. "Ok, some I'm kind of like your counselor here in the land of Minecraftia and welcome to your new home where you'll" she stopped when she noticed my completely blank face and said "Ok, I forgot you are a complete idiot, listen I'll take you to a place and then the dude I was just talking to will explain a bit better to you" I honestly was too dazed and confused to actually think of a good comeback and I just followed her down the grass land to a place I still don't know what is called. Then, she paused and turned back at me; "Ok, just in case you are so retarded that you don't even remember my name, my name is Alice, and I really don't like you" Isn't she just nicest? "I'm Tyler" I finally got the words in me to say, "And I hope that whatever this place is, I'll catch on and maybe you won't think I'm so retarded anymore" Instead of what I expected was a "You wish" or something, she looked down with a grim face but almost looked like she was holding back a smirk. As her eyes landed back on mine, she replied "We'll see new kid, maybe you'll overachieve your first impression which is exactly hard to do", the smirk completely appeared onto her face as she turned around. For the first time, this girl actually gave me a look that wasn't negative, that's what I call progress.