Misery by Maroon 5

BPOV

I'm frozen. What do I do? As if answering my question Emmett pounced on Edward pulling him back. I glanced down at Mike and cringed. Mike looked as if some UFC fighter just beat his face in. His whole face was bloody and I'm pretty sure he had a broken nose.

"UUUUGGGGGHHHHH!" Mike moaned. Then he spit out a tooth and more blood. I smelt the blood now. My stomach churned and flipped.

"Don't you ever do that again or I swear Mike it'll be a lot worse." Edward hissed.

No guy has ever stood up for me except Carlisle, Charlie, and other family friends. And now after all the years Edward has the nerve to stand up for me. What. The. Fuck. I'm pissed beyond pissed. What a hypocrite! He gives me hell and yet when he witnesses someone else giving me hell he immediately jumps in acting 'heroic'. Hell no.

Edward was calming down but was looking murderous at Mike. Emmett ended up having to push Edward to an empty hallway. Good more privacy to yell at him.

"How dare you." I said in a menacing voice. Both Edward and Emmett looked up in surprise.

"What?" Edward replied disbelievingly.

"You heard me. How dare you come to my offence whenever all you do is bag on me. So excuse me for being offended."

"At least you could have said thank you! I'm pretty sure he would have raped you if it wasn't for me!" I was rallying him up.

"Hello my father is a cop. He gave me enough self defense lessons to last me a lifetime. I didn't need your help! I'm perfectly capable to handle this crap on my own. Trust me when I say I've been through worst." And I have…

"From my point of view it didn't look like you were handling things." The tension was coming off in waves now.

"For your information I was about to damage Mike's ball sack from producing any kids but you butted in before I got the pleasure of doing so."

"Why must you have to do things yourself? Can't you let other people stand up for you?" We were in each others personal space and both had red faces.

"Why do you have to get on my business? YOU DON'T OWN ME!"

"Bella?" I heard a timid voice.

"WHAT!" I snapped and looked behind me, anger still controlling my face, and saw Alice there with Rosalie and Jasper. Alice looked on the verge of crying. I never snapped at her. Never. So I pretty much caught Alice off guard. My emotions went from furious beyond relief anger to worry in a split second.

"Oh Alice I'm so sorry." I walked up to her and pulled her into a hug. People tell me that when I'm pissed I'm scary. Alice doesn't do scary, she does happy and sunshine that whole mambo jumbo. She was shaking in my arms and I soothed her like how a mother soothes a child. I was always that way. You know naturally born 30 and always wondering if I'll have a midlife crisis at 17.

"Don't ever do that to again, I already have to deal with Rose's PMS ass." She said and punches me on the arm. I looked up at Jasper to see he looked uncomfortable and then looked at the other two boys whom had the same reaction.

"Come on the movie should be starting by now." Alice snaked mine and Rosalie's arms through her own and we started walking towards the assigned theater. Lucky for us we find 3 available seats but that's when we realized that the other 3 empty seats belong to none other than the 3 king dicks. Yet fate wasn't done with being cruel to me and I ended up sitting next to Edward. Shoot me please.

"PST! Pass me the popcorn!" Rosalie whispered yelled, we were already half way through the movie. Lucky bitch was on the other side of Alice further away from the boys. I threw a handful of popcorn at her earning a glare.

"Whoops."

"You're going to pay for that Swan!"

"Sure I will." I smirked. She won't do anything in public.

The movie was about over when I felt Alice snatch the pop corn. I didn't think of anything not really just watching the heartwarming moment and the next thing I knew I was covered in popcorn. Rosalie was laughing. Oh woman I will get you! Gathering all the popcorn that she poured on me I shoved it into her lap grinning that now all the buttery goodness is on her. That's how it started us three throwing popcorn at each other not giving a care in the world about the people around us. Right as I was about to shove ice down Alice's shirt Edward interrupted.

"If I were you I would stop now." He whispered in my ear. His closeness bothered me and made me blush.

"And if I don't?"

"Then those security guards are going to kick you out." As he said it two security guards came in. Psychic much? We all stopped moving pretending that we are angels watching the end of the movie. Yeah right. After seeing nothing wrong the guards left.

"Seems like I saved you again," Edward smirked, "do I get a reward?"

Look who's cocky again! Instead of putting the ice cube down Alice's shirt I put it down Edward's.

"There you go hope you enjoyed it." He was jumping and fidgeting in his seat. It caused a round of laughter from the girls, even Emmett was laughing. Once he finally got it out the movie was over and me and the girls got up and made it outside before Edward, Emmett, and Jasper caught up with us.

"Bella I believe you just started a war." Emmett boomed.

"How so?" Alice asked.

"You prank one of us, you prank all of us. SOO we declare a prank war or are you to girly for that?" Emmett asked getting hyped up.

Rose spoke up, "Bring it, if YOU'RE man enough."

What have we done?

After we left we headed to Bella Italia. Alice always made fun of me with that saying I should own it since my name is in it.

"Hello my name is Miranda and I'll be your waitress this evening please follow me to your booth." Rosalie, Alice, and I exchanged glances at how the waitress was glaring at us. "I'll be back to get your orders," she said not holding back her annoyance. Miranda gave us a half sneer half smile thing and walked off.

"Well she's lovely." Alice said sarcastically while looking at her menu.

"I don't know about her but I know we are." A voice said behind us.

I looked up to see no other than the whore chore. Hey there's a new one!

"Can't we eat in peace?" Rosalie said not looking up from her menu. I watched the whore core sit down in the table right next to us.

Sighing I asked them, "Where is that waitress I would like to order my drink?"

"I can give you something to drink." Emmett started wiggling his eyebrows. Um one word EWWW! I faked gage causing my friends to giggle.

"Hey you know you want this." Emmett gestured to his body smiling.

"Oh boy I do."

Where did that come from? I turned around to see Miranda licking her lips and winking at the boys.

"Bella honey even though we're going out doesn't mean you should be jealous," Emmett said with a wink. That comment earned an eye roll from me and glares from Miranda and Edward.

"What do y'all want?" Miranda said rudely.

"I guess someone isn't getting a high tip," Rosalie said low enough for only Alice and me to hear. Then said loud enough, "I'd like root beer and fettuccini alfredo."

"Can I have a Dr. Pepper and pizza margherita?"

I didn't even know what I want so I just glanced down at my menu and picked the first thing I saw, "Hmm I'd like a tea and mushroom ravioli."

"Coming right up," Miranda said with distaste and winked at the boys then left.

10 minutes later she came back with a huge smile on her face as she put down our drinks and then walked away to attend the boys. I was about to drink my tea when I notice a piece of hair. Repulsed I put my fingers into the drink and pulled it out. My eyes widened and look up at Alice and Rosalie to find them about to take a sip their drink.

Horrified I practically yelled, "DON'T!"

Alice immediately put down her drink shocked but Rose was already taken a sip and spat it out right away. The root beer ended up on a shocked Edward.

"It tasted like someone put a dirty dishrag in here!" Rosalie started going through her purse looking for gum and was gagging. When she found it, she plopped it into her mouth and began to chew. I couldn't hold in my laughter any longer.

"Oh you think this is funny?" A pissed Rose questioned.

I nodded and pointed at Edward trying to stop laughing long enough to speak, "Look!"

They looked at Edward and busted out laughing, even Jasper was laughing. Edward grabbed his napkin and whipped his face.

"Real mature guys," Edward was glaring at all of us, which caused a new round of laughter.

"Alright Princess Edward I'll take care of it," Jasper said with a smirk and picked up my glass and walked away. That's when I noticed that Miranda was nowhere to be found.

5 minutes of making fun of Edward later, Jasper came back with a tall, brown haired man.

"Hello my name is Joe I'm the manager here and I am deeply sorry Miranda did this to you," Joe gestured to the drinks, "You'll be happy to know that I let her go. So to make sure you enjoy your time here your meal is on the house and I'll be your new waiter."

"Hi Joe!" we all said in union, laughter still evident in our voice making Joe beam at us.

"Well I'll be right back with some new drinks," Joe looked at Alice and winked making her blush. Once he was gone I did a fake gasp.

"Ali do you like him?" Rosalie was smirking noticing Alice's blush.

"He is cute, but oh I don't know!"

"Alice and Joe sitting in a tree K-I-S-S—"

"Rosalie Lillian Cullen if you keep singing I'll shout out that during thunder storms you still have to go to either mine or our parents room." Alice threatened. Rose closed her mouth while I laughed at their sisterly batter. Emmett had chosen that moment to push me towards the wall.

"SOOO since we helped you get that bitch out of the way are we included in on the free meal?" He asked putting his arm around me.

"Ok one scoot over your… crushing me and no," Emmett only moved an inch, "GET…..OFF!" I said in gasps then lifted my legs and successfully pushed him off. Thank you Esme and the maxing out in the weight room.

"Hey that wasn't very nice!" Emmett whined.

"Neither was your dick," Rosalie snide. Emmett got up and smirked.

"Yet you know you want it."

"When pigs fly."

"That can be arranged."

"Oh my god poor little pigs!" Alice said with wide eyes. Another ruled about Alice: never talk/ do animal abuse or she'll start crying then pimp slapping you while calling you horrible names.

"Emmett doesn't mean it, right," Jasper said rising his eyebrow.

Ali looked at Emmett with her teary eyes that immediately went fierce, "You're not going to hurt them right? If you do I swear to Bella's grave I'll have your balls for pitching practice!"

"N—no I won't hurt any."

"Good," She flashed a smile at Emmett's stutter and went back to being the happy little girl that she is.

Emmett just shook his head and sat back down at his table. Joe then decided to walk in with our food. My mushroom ravioli wasn't that bad, it was actually pretty good. The rest of our dinner consists of us laughing and talking about random stuff while ignoring the whore chore.

"Girls I'm not kidding! That guy in Kohl's seriously looked like Argus Flinch from Harry Potter! When we go shopping there I'll show you," Rose said laughing.

"Another reason for me to ditch shopping!" I said laughing.

Alice hit me playfully then said, "Do you think he'll even have the same kitty love?"

"Well I did see some orange hair and I doubt it's a woman's because it was an unusual color."

"UGH! I have to see him!" Alice said bouncing.

"I wonder if he'll give me his autograph."

"When he looks at you he'll do anything you want." I taunted.

"Hey, I'm not going that far," she poked me then.

"Oh hi Joe," Alice said with a seductive smile.

He flustered, "Well uh would you lovely ladies like dessert?"

"What do you think girls? Chocolate cake or what…" Rosalie said with a smirk at how Alice and I nodded our heads. I can't help it if I like chocolate.

8 minutes exactly Joe came out with our dessert and us girls digging in sharing that one piece. Alice and Rose started feeding each out and making goo goo eyes claiming that's how their parents always feed each other. Then, thinking I was feeling left out, they started feeding me making us crack up. Joe came back out with a check book saying all he need is our signatures and left.

"Oh looky here, Alice has an admirer." I said lifting up the paper with numbers. Alice immediately snatched the paper glaring at me.

"He's sweet; you both know how much I like sweet, sensitive guys."

"Then take Jasper he's as sensitive as you get," Edward said smirking. Hearing this Jasper's cheeks got a bit pink, if his cheerleader groupies were here to see that they would be throwing their panties at him in a heartbeat.

Alice rolled her eyes and got up, "Ready to go back to the house?"

"Yeah I'm bushed," Rosalie said while stretching exposing her stomach and knocking Emmett, the perv, speechless.

As we were walking out someone called, "Alice!" We turned to see a nervous looking Jasper.

"Yes?"

"Can I talk to you in private?"

Alice glanced at us and nodded her head. Me and Rosalie shared a confused glance and walked out of the restaurant to the car. I was about to open the door but Edward freaking Masen beat me to it.

"Here you go lovely Bella."

I rolled my eyes, "What finally found out how to be chivalrous towards to women instead of thinking you're a panacea for all women?"

All he did was smirk and grabbed my hand to kiss. His touch brought heat that spread throughout my body causing me to hold down a shudder. Damn my body.

"Does it impress you yet?"

"No," I said making my face blank. Edward let go of my hand so I could get in the car and closed the door.

"Let's go." Alice said from behind me. As we were heading out I couldn't help but look back at the figure that I always thought I hated.

Sorry guys it's been crazy here! I mean school, remodeling the house, and making time for friends.

Well I was wondering if you guys want me to keep this story rated T or change it to M and put some sex scenes in. The reason I asked is because a fan sent me a private message asking so I want your opinion.

Oh and COMMENT! This will motivate me to write faster. And if you do review I'll send u a preview of next chapter:D that's all I can give ya right now so PLEASE REVIEW!

It'll make Edward happy:D