More aRO drama that makes no !^#%ing sense. I kind of realized that Metagross is my main character… what?… but he's no longer on my server as of a few weeks ago. Apparently you need to feed them (or just use pethungry :D), but I kept forgetting too. He hated me, so he's dead now…

Also note that I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO WRITE BOTH A CAVE STORY AND SMT: DEVIL SURVIVOR FANFICTION BUT I DON'T HAVE A PLOT FOR A CAVE STORY FANFICTION AND THE SMT ONE IN MY HEAD INVOLVES AT LEAST TEN CHAPTERS AND I'M TOO BUSY WITH HOMEWORK TO DEAL WITH THAT ZOMG ALL CAPS FTW.

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"So, what's with all of the run-on sentences today?" lime-green haired Admin Poser whispered to Leaflet, who chirped in response. "I mean, did you see that Wanderer that just passed by? Seriously… was that English? Geez…" Poser sat down, Leaflet rummaging into his master's hair while a duo of girls passed by him. Poser, expecting to see some sort of satisfaction in his work of art (AKA the beautiful server he sat in) (that was sarcasm).

"like zomg the otter day I ran into the cutest noob ever!1 n he wuz soooooooo cute! ^^ I just wantd 2 cuddl wit him da whol day, lolz" spoke Passerby #1, a typical Taekwon girl with bright pink hair. Poser's eyes bulged out of his skull at-

"What are you even saying, miss? Don't you know that one of the rule is to speak English, not jibberish?" exclaimed an Arch Bishop beside Poser, who Poser hadn't even seen beside him. Though her hair was equally as hot pink as the person's she was talking to, the black and pink Arch Bishop palette she wore suited her bobbed hairstyle better than most others.

Poser stared at the Bishop in wonder as the Taekwon violent turned towards the Bishop and prepared to charge, when suddenly the map's PvP was turned on and the Taekwon roundhouse-kicked the poor Bishop in the face. Poser creased his eyebrows and glanced up at Leaflet, who was nibbling on his hair.

"Cheerio, ol' mates! Now, violence isn't permitted on this particular server, so I highly recommend you quickly log off for a few moments while I bide some time away, yes?"

The Arch Bishop tilted her head towards the strange man, the Taekwon immediately logged herself offline, and Poser smacked himself in the forehead. The character's pet sighed, bouncing up and down with his arms crossed.

"I swear, you'll be an idiot until I die a third time," stated Metagross, Uekie quietly nodding her head beside him. Fimbulvetr cheerfully laughed, sitting himself beside his brother/alias Poser, who only stared blankly at the Mechanic.

"Don't even start, old man," Poser stated, glaring at the blue-colored Genetic, who only smiled happily between the mysterious Arch Bishop and loud-mouthed Mechanic. After sitting in silence for a short while, Poser stopped glaring and only shut his eyes, leaning against the Sign of Rules behind him.

"I guess jibberish isn't English then, ah, old friend?" Fimbulvetr started up, glancing to Poser with a grin. Poser groaned, turning away from him.

"It's allowed. I guess my policy's a bit… ignorant, you know? … I'm guessing that the hot Arch Bishop chick is an alternate character, too," the Mechanic stated, the Arch Bishop smiling lightly and logging off herself. Fimbulvetr smiled lightly, nodding. "You always did have a thing with matching your characters' colors. That kind of gave away."

Fumbulvetr frowned. "Ah, bullocks. Here I thought being a girl wouldn't have that effect…"

"In any case, welcome back to the world of the living. I kind stole your spotlight in the server, though."

"Bastard."

"Bite me, you Juno faggot."