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AN: enjoy...
Chapter 4: Chaos then some law but no order
"One..." with that one word (pun defiantly intended) hung in the air it happened. The object which by now could be recognized as a silver blue Japanese Katan crashed into the wall/window behind Drakken. The henchmen who were at least sane ran away, dodging the rain of glass that fell into the room. Happily this group included the two who were holding me on the floor. Drakken hearing the loud crash turned around to see what happened was about to talk when, ironically enough he got hit, square in the middle of his head, by the Lotus Blade's hilt. The blade then gracefully flipped in the air to land in my out stretched hand.
I can't say I got out unharmed with a rain of glass falling around me; two very large pieces of glass fell both to my left and to my right respectively. The spray of shattered glass had created shallow yet bleeding cuts that sent blood slowly running downwards all over my bare arms and chest. I got up and quickly kicked away the gun that Drakken was holding. I could then hear the sound of a shot as it hit the ground below. I hoped that the shot didn't hurt anyone and muttered to my self "Idiot". It only then occurred to me that it wasn't a problem any way because most if not all, of the world's 'innocent' population would have been hiding at their home at the moment.
One of the goons that still had some commitment to his job lifted his gun and aimed it at me, without warning he started shooting at me. Before any of his shots could hit me I shifted the Lotus Blade into a tower shield (huge mass of metal that's only purpose is protection). His shots continued to bounce off the shield ricocheting back into the room. That is, until the sound came. The dreaded sound: the sound that hunts every guns man nightmare, the sound of an empty clip.
I lifted my shield with both hands and looked at him. A deadly smirk on my face, I chuckled before saying, "My turn," with a deadly voice. I followed that by swinging the shield downward. Half way through the blade shifted again to a huge halberd, which made a huge gash in the man's chest sending blood all around him. (to that the 'Annoying Orange' would comment "Knife') I looked around to the other occupants of the room and smiling my deadly smile, eyes closed, said, "Beat it." And so they did. All of the eight remaining men toppled each other on the way to the only door running away from my demonic visage.
"What the fuck just happened?" asked a dazed Drakken as he slowly came through. He set up as I turned around towards him. Aiming the blade, now in its original form, to his midsection I looked at him as seriously as I could. He made a Hik sound as he coward backwards. After he grasped the situation he said, "No, it can't be. You are the buffoon. All you are good for his losing your pants and comic relief; you can't be the one to stop me."
I grinned at him a wild look in my eyes as I spoke in a calm, low voice that was heard like a thunder in the silent room (although I was probably shouting with the open window we could hear and feel the raging thunderstorm outside). "You are right Dr. D; tonight I am not Kim Possible's buffoon. The moment you messed with my life, when you took away all the things that kept me sane, when you took the battle to our court you made your mistake. You opened a Pandora box, and I am what climbed out of it." I never noticed the deadly smirk I wore before stayed on my face through out our talk.
"Please...Please oh merciful man. Please don't kill me" he said as he scrambled in the direction of the last goon I killed.
"I won't kill you; I just want you to do one thing. One tiny thing to keep you alive. SAY—MY—NAME." I paused on each syllable conveying the possible outcome if he won't comply.
"You can't be serious." He gawked at me in disbelief.
"Note serious face," I said as I pointed with my left hand to the mentioned direction.
"Please...the name escapes me." He kept crawling backwards, nearing that dead body and its discarded gun.
"SAY MAY NAME!" I shouted as he turned around and reached for the gun.
"Die, Ron Stoppable!" he shouted as he turned around pointing the gun at me and pulled the trigger. Too bad for him it was now empty. He looked up from his empty gun to see me standing in a batter's position. The Lotus Blade now a baseball bet held by both of my hands.
I smiled, "Boyha, that's my name, and don't you forget it," I said to him as I was swinging with the blade/bat, sending him crashing into the same monitor that Shego went through just moments ago. Speaking of Shego, she was standing near one of the consoles supporting herself up with it. My head facing her I smiled my normal careless smile and asked, "So will you call it a home run?"
She laughed,i don't know if it was the lame joke or the eeriness of the situation but she did, and boy was it a beautiful sound to my beating ears, she then answered my question, "Yes, I think it was."
Looking at her wounded position I lifted an eyebrow and asked, "Do we need to fight?"
"No, I can hardly stand much less fight. Plus my boss is out so there is no reason for me to fight," she answered calmly; no sarcasm could be heard in her voice. I started walking to Drakken's prone body and she moved away as I passed by. Either from fear or respect I didn't care. I removed his jacket revealing a very disturbing sight of white boxers with teddy bear drawings all over it. Shrugging it off, I started searching through the jackets many pockets, finding Drakken's key card in an inside pocket.
I took it out and walked to the main console, the only one that wasn't harmed by the events of this night. The consul hosed many buttons, I could just press them all randomly and hope to hit the right one, my usual style. This time I knew which button I needed to press. It was a round dark red button with a small magmatic reader by it. I passed the card in the reader and pressed the big red button that came to life.
On the monitors I could see the huge figures of the Diablo's quickly turning small and harmless. I paused for a moment wondering what I should do now that I had full control over an army of small unstoppable machines. I could take over the world. I could get the world supply of Nakos. I smirked and said "Nah..." with my mantle command the Lotus Blade took the shape of a huge hammer. I spat on both my hands lifted it up and swung it down. It smashed the console into debris, useless for anyone who would be tempted to use it.
A sound then came from my pants: "la la lala lala..." Looking at Shego, who's eyebrow was forced to stay attached because of physics, as I took the phone out I said, "Don't ask." I answered the call.
"RON!" came a shout from the other side of the line. Wade sounded happy like a teenage girl seeing 'O boys' in the street during their fifteen minutes of fame."You did it! You saved the world! I can't believe but you did it..." hew want on but for some wired reason I suppressed the rest I do remember something about an invention and children.
"Wade, dude, breathe. OK, now slow down. We have a bigger issue on our hands," I calmly stated remembering what Drakken told me just a few moments ago.
"What issue can be bigger than you just saving the world? Alone!" he asked a bit unprepared for my concerned voice.
"Saving Kim," I answered, if this was video I guess Wade had atn that moment looked very similar to Michel Jackson."It turns out Drakken decided to end their rivalry for good. Eric is an assassin. And he is about to kill her at the end of the prom." I looked at my watch now for the time instead of the timer. "Which is in fifteen minutes."
"I am sorry dude I can't do anything. A Diablo just trashed my room. It will take me at least that long to get everything up and about," he said with definitive sadness and helplessness in his voice. I could hear him crying through the phone as he said, "I don't think we can do anything."
"Shit, fuck, holy shit, and fucking damn," I muttered. Hearing those words, I knew that no one would believe if called and said that Kim "the girl that can do anything" Possible was in trouble. I had to get there but how? I looked down, my gaze on its way to my feet, I stopped as it was passing over Shego. Seeing her, a metaphorical light bulb lit and I had an idea. "Oh...Shego," I said in a sweet yet malicious tone, a victorious smile spreading across my face."You don't happen to, by chance, really mere coincidence; have a hovercraft here, do you?" I looked up to see her shivering, my creepy voice brought fear to her eyes. I paused my features going back to their usual 'Roness'. "You won't mind giving me a ride now, won't you?" I asked my hand scratching the back of my head.
She was on the verge of exploding with laughter. "Promise to let me go after we land and I will," she said, trying to keep a facade of her usual self.
"Agreed," I calmly promised as I walked down from the heightened surface of Drakken console, drawing his jacket over me. It wasn't a perfect fit so I just closed it around my neck using it as a makeshift cape. It was raining, and now there was no window (Guess who's responsible for that?).
Going to the door I bowed as I held it open and said, "Now, my far lady, we don't have much time."
She looked at me with amusement as she walked towards me. As she reached the doorstep she looked at Drakken and asked, "What about him?"
"Well unlike you he actually broke the law today so he is going to jail," I stated.
She looked at me, having a hard time to comprehend what I said. "What do you mean I didn't break the law?" she asked.
"Well, there is a reason GJ never go outright and chase you around when you break out of their jail. You are usually there under false charges." The look she gave me was priceless. "From what I know there is no rule against trying to take over the world, if there was I'll be in jail right now. And from how you acted the last couple of days you didn't know what Drakken was planning until an hour ago. Plus most of your theft is from people that either can't go to the usual authorities to put a complaint, AKA Hench co or other villains. Or they will face their own trial if they were to admit of the stolen items, like the guy who invented the emotion modulator. Hello crimes against humanity. The only theft that you have against you is the 'Pan-DimensionalVortexInducer' which by all accounts should have already been demolished just for the mere fact his inventors can't watch over it for less than a day." Truth be told, the longest they held on to it was for 23 hours, 59 minutes and one second; almost there but not enough on my book. I looked at the frozen figure in front of me and smiled. "So with all of that in mind, can we please get out of here now?"
She shook her head trying to take the news to heart as she said, "OK, Mr. Smarty-lose my-pants, let's go."
Stepping out into the corridor I noticed something—or, rather, the lack of something. The big Ninja I left on the floor just a few minutes ago was now gone. I shuddered and hoped he won't come once again for revenge. Following behind Shego I could see a small spring in her walk as she took me to her hovercraft.
Coming outside I noticed the clocked craft thanks to the rain drops. She snapped her fingers and it revealed itself. We stepped into the circular hovercraft and sat down. She smirked and said, "In case of emergency, the exits are here," she pointed to one side "here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here," she pointed to every possible direction before shouting "anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!" And so we were. The hovercraft flew out of Bueno Nacho HQ before I could other a word.
I looked at her waiting for explanation. She was odd but that was way off the scale. She looked back at me and with utter disbelief and said, "What? Don't tell me you have never seen Aladdin." I nodded. "Heck I am only five years older then you and I have seen it," she continued. She put her face in her palm and shook her head. "So where are we going?" she asked as she realized I didn't mention our destination.
"To my school. The gym to be exact," I answered I looked at my watch and said, "and step on it, please. We only have 10 minutes to get there." She did as I asked and we were zooming in the sky. The hovercraft was much faster than the drone that brought me here and I was sure we would make it. I just hoped that Eric wouldn't have a sudden change of plans.
Lights were passing around us and I could see the devastation left by Drakken's Diablos: buildings were trashed; parks were burning; roads were scorched with laser marks; people were sitting on the sidewalks taking their vengeance in the Diablos tossing and mutilating them. When I stopped 'smelling the roses' and looked up, I could see my school. The entire radius of which was unharmed as though some mystical force protected it; or more likely Drakken didn't want Kim to notice the events that unfolded all over the world.
We landed, and as we came to a stop Shego said, "Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop." She looked at me and saw my oblivious face. "Still nothing?" she asked.
"Nothing at all," I said shrugging my shoulders
"You really didn't see the movie. Blue genie, a magic carpet, Abo the monkey." She rolled her hand as she listed things off. She paused and thought before smacking her head ."There's the problem; you must have seen the monkey on the cover and decided not to watch." It was probably true,"damnyou'CampWanaweep'". She was about to laugh, but she stifled it with her hand.
"Anyway, thanks for the ride." I smiled at her as I jumped off.
"Don't mention it. You just gave me a weapon against GJ" she said. Then, with her sarcastic smile and one hand burning, she said, "Really, Don't".
I gulped and jumped down. I turned around to see her craft flying away before I could say anymore. Wowing at the speed and obvious cool factor, I said to no one "I got to get myself one of those." I went for the door, ready to face the one place that I didn't wish to go to tonight. I never planed to come here when the night started. But as the saying or just stupid movie line says 'a man's got to do what a man's got to do'. With this in mind I slapped my face noting the sword and psyched myself up. I had a job to do. A job I thought I never will have to do. I was going to kill Kim's date.
I put my hand on the door knob took a big breath and...
Meanwhile with a certain green villainess, which was considering a probable carrier change.
"Well Shego," she talked to her self "So far you had your boss caught, and with his latest plan he might have just gotten himself a death penalty." she sighed, and went on "So Gj can't actually touch me because I now know the truth about my little 'law' problem. And I just bailed on Drakken so... 'what do we do now?'" she laughed as she remembered another Disney movie. After a few seconds of silent debate she said "Let's just hope everything will go as planned." She looked up to find a giant building has showed up in the hovercraft's way (yes same building from before). Shego reacted almost immediately making a tail spin to dodge the building. When she was out of danger she passed her hand to wipe the cold sweat "Shouldn't have said that, that's tempting fate just as much as 'nothing can't go..." feeling the movement of cosmic powers as the mentioned sentence was being formed. "No, not gonna say that one. Drakken said it too many times for me to know how it works." (usually a cretin Red head heroine crashes in and ruins the day).
AN: did I mention I just love cliffhangers.
