Epilogue
Jesikuh (me the writer):*Screams. She is sleeping on Ren and Stimpy's couch.*
*Ren & Stimpy come running out.*
Stimpy, anxiously: "Jess, what's wrong?"
Ren: *Angry look on his face*"Yeah, what geeves? It's three een the morning! I have work at seven!"
Jesikuh: "I just had the freakiest dream where Ren, you were too mean to Stimpy and then you felt bad and got overly nice and clingy to him! And Stimpy, you got pissed and yelled at him and gave him a Justin Bieber record! Then you felt guilty and ran away when a hurricane hit! But you made up, Ren admitted he loved you, and you went home safely and found out that male cats can't get periods and that you weren't pregnant! Oh, it was every yaoi fan girl's paradise!"
Ren & Stimpy: *Stare blankly*
Stimpy: "COOL!"
Ren: "Everytheeng about that was horrible! I hope you deedn't make that a fan feec or sometheeng!"
Jesikuh: "Uummmmmmm…"
Stimpy: "Now, Ren, don't be so judgmental!"
Ren: "Oh, shut up and come back to bed weeth me. 'Night, Jess, ya weirdo."
Jesikuh: 'Night, jackass. 'Night, Stimpy!"
Stimpy: "'Night, Jess!"
And thus ends the fan fic.
