August 31, 2010
(I thought, I laughed, I wrote ;) )
"Undercover"
"Is this truly necessary?"
Zechs sat crooked on the vanity counter, turned towards the mirror, patting down his face and torso with a large, pastel coloured puff.
"It's required for the mission," came Heero's no-nonsense reply. "Are you finished with that?"
"Mm-hm."
Zechs tossed the loaded puff towards Heero on a direct line for his head. Heero intercepted the bundle before impact but was still reward with a cloud of iridescent powder in the face. He simply looked to the side and began patting himself down over top of his tank-top. A few minutes later he hissed.
"What?"
"I can't get the bite marks to stick."
"There's a barbeque fork in the kitchen." Zechs was still facing the mirror, this time gingerly fitting two acrylic tooth caps.
"Nice try. I've seen your performance records with handheld weapons." Heero was leafing through the duffel bag full of black clothing and costume jewellery while wearing an as yet unaltered expression of dissatisfaction.
"Touch of realism?" Zechs turned to Heero and smiled, revealing newly pointed canines.
Heero just glared.
"That one's for you." He tossed Zechs a dress shirt of black silk to match nicely with his black pants and black shoes. The shirt was open in the front and notably lacked buttons.
"Tell me again why Duo isn't doing this?"
"Unavailable." Heero secured denim jeans with a silver studded belt while Zechs slipped into his shirt. "And for once you won't stick out."
Zechs raised one eyebrow, before turning to take an appraising look at himself in the mirror. Heero stood next to him and gave himself a once over. "The convention is in two hours."
"The target is confirmed as attending?" Zechs was leaning over and inserting a contact lens that just slightly altered his eye colour.
"Affirmative." Heero turned back to the duffel bag to pack up the supplies. He turned to Zechs. "First one to cuff the mark is the winner."
Zechs turned to Heero. "And the loser?"
A smile tugged at Heero's lip. "Wears the glitter and teeth at work for a week."
Zechs returned a like smile. "You're on."
No, I have not read Twilight, this is just for fun. :).
