ITACHI

Hatred was all that he could feel at the moment.

Pure hatred for this little boy who had taken him home on the same day that Hidan and Kisame were taken.

At the moment Itachi was in a pink, frilly, girly dress that the little boy had put on him.

He was supposed to be at a "tea party" with him and his friends, both girls and boys, but instead he was hiding out in a place that he would have avoided at all costs if he had any other choices: in the stuffed animals.

The fuzzy, curly, staring creatures were pressed in on either side of him; their fur seeming to try and suffocate him, their eyes looking at him with, through his slight panic, Itachi thought was pure malice.

Itachi had had a huge fear of stuffed animals, ever since that day, so long ago, back at his clan…

Itachi shuddered, his mind snapping back to reality when a little girl picked him up from the pile of animals from which Itachi had been motionlessly sitting in.

"Aw, look at this stuffed animal, Hiruku! He looks just like a real kitty in a dress." Squealed the little girl.

Man, these kids are such air-headed jerks! Thought the black little kitten, staying as still as possible, not even breathing or blinking, as the little girl gave him a bone crushing hug.

At this, point, he would do all that he could to stay away from the annoying little boy that was now his master.

But, alas, he had no luck, since it turns out that the boy that she called over, Hiruku, was the boy.

Itachi sighed inwardly, wishing that he could just turn back into a human and murder this boy and his little idiotic groupies.

KISAME

When Kisame had been picked up by the guy with white hair and purple eyes, Kisame had been sure that this would be a living nightmare for him, since the kid looked like he was right at that age where he paid no attention to any living thing accept for girls.

At least, until Kisame saw the kid's sharp teeth.

That was when realization had struck; this kid was his previous student, Suigetsu!

He also realized that this was going to be more than hell; it was going to be pure torture if the guy had any grudges on him, which he more than likely did.

Realization crept into Suigetsu's eyes too, when he saw how the blue, spiky furred kitten glared at him.

He would know that glare anywhere, even on this kitten.

This cat was his former sensei!

Kisame watched as an evil grin appeared on Suigetsu's face, and the kid said "I want this one," to the girl who was working at the pound that day.

And now Kisame, poor, poor Kisame, was in a house far from any village that had walls covered in, of all things, anbu masks and fish hooks.

"So, Kisame-sensei, you're a cat now, huh?" Suigetsu questioned as he paced back and forth in front of the wary kitten.

"Well, that's kind of ironic now, isn't it? But don't worry, I will not kill you. In fact, I want to help you."

SASORI

How the hell could this all have happened…?

Why had Deidara ended up with the caring girl and him with the insane boy?

It probably had to do with the fact that when the girl had first come in, Deidara had mewled and sprinted up to her with big, cute eyes, and rubbed against her leg.

She hadn't even looked at Sasori, but had immediately picked up Deidara and rushed him out of the room, squealing "My own little kitty! You're all mine!"

This left Sasori in the room, looking up at a black haired, pale faced boy whose black eyes were twitching, not to mention that he had on a creepy smile.

You know, the kind of creepy smile Hidan gets whenever he has just plunged his spear into his own heart, therefore killing whoever he had "cursed."

That's how f****** creepy it was.

The boy reached down and picked up Sasori with super human speed.

"Hey, kitty, how are you doing?" the boy asked in a scary voice, making Sasori start to shiver from terror.

This kid was seriously freaking the kitten out.

Then, in a poof of smoke, they were in what must have been the kid's room, judging from how demented it looked.

All over the walls were things ranging from wanted posters of the akatsuki to anbu masks that you could hardly tell were homemade, most of them some of the weirdest things that Sasori had ever seen.

The wallpaper was the color of blood, the bed sheets were the color of ash, the carpet was pitch black, and the furniture was all a kind of weird green color that reminded Sasori of the color of Zetsu's Venus flytrap thingy.

What the kid said next surprised him.

"I'm going to call you Saso, since you look just how I had imagined Sasori from the akatsuki would look like if he were a cat…" said the weird kid, putting "Saso" down, allowing him to explore the room.

Sasori almost immediately noticed a desk in the corner of the room, and headed straight for it, hoping to find homework, or something even remotely normal.

What he found was anything but.

Drawing of strange and scary creatures that Sasori couldn't even begin to describe were scattered all over the desk, along with amazing ceramic sculptures of some of the animals and small puppet things that looked strangely like people.

Just then, one of the puppets that looked like a glaring woman with red eyes, a black dress, and blue curly hair flew up and picked up Sasori, flying him to the bed and dropped him.

He looked up, crouched down, shaking with fright, at the boy, and noticed that his eyes had changed color; they were now emerald green.

"Now, now, Saso. We don't like it when nosy little animals try to touch our stuff… so be a good kitten, and stay away from my art, got it?" the kid asked in a weird voice that was somewhat different from what he had sounded like before.

Not only that, but he now had chakra strings on his fingers, which were attached to the girl doll, which was now sitting at the edge of the bed, still looking, or more precisely, GLARING at Sasori.

The boy was a puppet master AND had MPD (1), eh?

Maybe this would not be nearly as horrible as he had first thought…

DEIDARA

Deidara was being pampered.

This girl, whose name was Miko, had premade him a little bed thing before he had even got to the house.

It was in a special corner of her strangely calming room, with soft, fluffy blankets, big, fluffed-up pillows, and a little canopy that was made out of some kind of silk that caught the light and gleamed.

She had just brought him a big bowl of salmon, and some cream, which, in his new feline body, tasted like the best thing in the world.

The only thing that annoyed him was how she was constantly around him.

Even though they had only known each other for about five minutes, she was still getting kind of annoying.

But, at the same time, he couldn't help but feel drawn to the pretty girl in front of him.

Her brown eyes and curly hair matched perfectly, and she had a smile that could overload a power circuit if you plugged her into one.

After another half hour of this pampering, Miko looked at the clock and said with a smile "Well, its 10:55, time for bed. Where do you want to sleep, little Matsu? On my bed or do you want to stay on your little bed?"

I snuggled down into my little shrine of pillows and mewed "I'll just stay here for tonight," but all that Miko saw and heard was a kitten burying itself in pillows and blankets, and then purring.

Miko simply smiled, closed the door, changed into pajamas (Deidara, being the pervert that he is, watching the whole time though Miko's back was turned to him,), turned off the light, and went to bed.

"Goodnight, my little pine…" she murmured as they both drifted off into sleep.

"I love you…"

AUTHOR'S NOTE

So, how do you guys like it so far? I have kind of been getting writer's block, so I need you guys to make a few suggestions on how each of them escape, except for Deidara, because I already have something planned for him…

*looks down at blond kitten sleeping in a pile with other odd kittens* …heheheh…