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Chapter 2: AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!
Em and I were gaming and then Eddie stomped down the stairs. It was easy to tell that he was still pissed about last night.
"Hey, Eddie boy! Nice night yesterday, huh?" Emmett chortling.
"No. Bella wouldn't have sex with me." He started pouting.
"And he thinks I'm the child." I muttered under my breath. He turned and exchanged a glare with me.
"You tried to pressure my baby sister into fucking you?" Emmett asked getting into a rage. He sounded as if he were oblivious to the fact that we have sex every night.
Then Jazz dashed down to the living room.
"Could you calm down? Your temper is unneeded." Jazz asked. Any more emotion and he would probably start to PMS. We have enough bipolars in this house as it is.
"SHUT UP!" Emmy hollered. And now Em is lucky number 3.
"Don't act surprised Emmett. You were there when I 'pressured'' her." Edward rolled his eyes. This is getting good. Maybe they'll start scrapping.
"Stop trying to steal my sister's innocence! You, missy, are getting a lesson on sex after school and good girl I'm proud you for not having sex." He smiled at me and fist pounded he's heart. Then Rose and Alice came down bitching at each other and Carlisle.
"I still don't get why we have to go to school!" Rose complained.
"I thought I made it clear last night but if you didn't comprehend it. That means understand." Alice said, slowly and condescendingly. Rose was going to cut her. Then she looked at me and her mood changed.
"Hi."
"Hey." I said before she turned to Alice and got in a mood again.
Bipolar!
Then Carlisle intervened.
"Kids off to school! Try not to get suspended, honey." He added looking at me.
"I won't I'll just ditch." I assured him and gave him a smile. Then he gave a light chuckle. Then he sighed.
"What am I going to you?" He asked playfully.
Then Emmett just had to say something.
"Daddy, did you know that I am going to kill Edward?" He got a serious look on his face. Shit. He never looks serious it's so cool he looks like Jasper.
"Aren't you always trying to kill him?" Carlisle sighed. "What did he do this time?"
" Well yeah, but this time he tried to pressure my sister into having sex."
"Why are we starting school on a Friday?" I asked getting amused.
"So you'd have an invalid excuse for your tardiness." I smirked at that remark.
"The early bird gets the worm Hun."
"The second mouse gets the cheese Carlisle."
"What?" Edward asked while everyone was laughing.
"The first mouse dies on the trap so the second is free to get cheese." Jazz explained with to many words.
"Oh aren't you witty." Edward announced.
"Could you please learn English like Carlisle did?" I asked with a smile. That shut him up. I feel so smug.
"Yeah, I'm hip and down with the lingo." Fail.
"That was considered ancient in the 80s." Alice had to give her input as always.
"Where is mommy?" Emmett asked. That was a good question.
"Oh right she's hunting or something." He doesn't know his wife is. This is tight.
"You don't know were wife is." I started to chuckle.
"What of course I know where she is."
"Ight. Were is she?" he started to choke up. This is legite.
"Uh l-l-look at the time you kids better go. Don't want to be late for your first day."
"I do I have an invalid excuse." I started to smirk this is hilarious.
"Just go okay."
"Kay. Whatever." We all dashed to Alice's Porsche.
"Is whatever considered hip?" He hollered from the garage as we accelerated down the streets.
"Well that was fun." Alice supposed trying to make conversation.
"Can I sing?" Emmett suggested.
"NO!" Everyone responded perfectly insinked.
"Ok… oohhhh back to school back to school to prove to Eddie that I have a brain. I got my books with me I'm in a neh mood I hope that it doesn't rain." He kept singing it every time he sounded worse if that were possible.
"Please make him stop." Then Rose knocked on his head.
"Don't know bout that brain thing, it sounds kind of hallow in there."
"If I don't have a brain then how did I prove that humans can go through a wall head first?" He said trying to look smart. Edward got really tense.
"That was bomb." I added.
Empov.
-Flash back-
It was a boring afternoon. Edward was hunting and decided 'his baby' needed a stupid babysitter because apparently she's going to get myself killed.
"I'm bored want to have some real fun." I asked.
"Yeah." Her face lit up. Poor kids got to be dieing to have some fun. I better think of something good.
"Do you want to see if I can find a way to make you fly through a wall? I'll make a human sling shot or cannon." Woo Hoo I'm going to be little one's favorite.
"Okay." She said getting excited. Awe she's such a little dare devil she's going to be just like me.
"You have to wear a helmet kay?" she nodded.
~later~
"Yes it worked that was awesome! Want to go again?" Just then Eddie boy just had to storm in and ruin my fun.
~ end of flashback ~
BPOV
"It wasn't that bad Eddy." Em said. Then he started to freak.
"We were safe we used helmets and stuff." Emmy added.
"Yeah and pillows." I said.
"It was dangerous you could have got hurt."
"But I didn't." Yeah I'm putting up a hell of an argument here. I think.
"Emmett why did you put my baby in danger like that." Edward asked.
"I wanted to be her favorite." He answered.
"I'm her fav got it." Rosalie um corrected.
"No I am." Alice responded.
They always got to get in a fight bout everything. They kept on arguing over who my favorite was. Then the car started to serve out of control and they started to fight over the wheel. Then Rose snatched it from Ali and skinned a pole. The Porsche got scratched. Alice is going to flip!
"See that I just saved your life." Rosalie told me. WTF. Alice was steaming when she saw the scratch. It went from the mirror to the bumper.
"Oups did I do that. My bad. Sorry." R said sarcastically. Then Alice drove silently all the way to the rat hole planning her revenge.
When we got to school I found out that Emmett and I had same schedule. Yes this is perfect for my plan. I acted sad about it this is all part of my scheme. All right I got to be late for my classes for plan 2 to work out.
I got to my first class math, 10 minutes late.
"Do you have an excuse or did you get lost."
"Oh right yeah. Kay uh I was late because I didn't want to come to class." I answered. At least I'm honest. Then I walked over to my bro who was currently waving at me and laughing with the rest of the class. Then I took a seat next to him and started drawing. Then I got busted.
"Miss McCarty what are you drawing on."
"My desk. Its ok I have an eraser." I'm scoring so many laughs right now. This dude is so pissed.
"Oh and BTdubs don't call me Miss it's to formal so we'll just be on a first name bases. Kay Bobby?" He let out a loud sigh.
"Stay quiet!"
"Hey no need to hualla bob sides I aint gonna be quiet. Kay." God this class loves me thank god I still got it. Alright class ends in about 15 minutes lets see what I can manage to get done. Bobby turned around to teach. I'll give him about 5 minutes.
Time's up.
"It's too quiet!" I started to wine.
"Miss McCarty.''
"Bella."
''Would like to leave my class.''
''Ì thinks everyone would like to.'' Everyone started to crack up. He let out a sigh and gave up. 8 minutes left. I'll just let him teach. Finally the bell rung. I bolted to my locker.
Better do good in English with Mr. Benvolio. Okay then off to English.
I got to English 20 minutes late. When I walked in to class they were reading Romeo and Juliet. Ben seemed kind of upset for some reason. He cleared his thought.
"Do have something to say to me?"
"No. I got a couple of questions but nothing to say."
"Are they about the curriculum?"
"Not really."
"Then keep them to yourself."
I walked to the back and took a seat beside Emmy. I listened and then laughed.
"What is it?"
"Were you named after Benvolio?"
"No I wasn't." This dude is seriously trying hard to stay calm.
"Was he named after you?"
"How old do you think I am?"
"About," then I got cut off by the bell. Time for lunch. AT lunch Edward was being an ass wipe.
"But I wanna." I argued.
"No you're not starting a food fight you'll get in trouble."
"I don't care."
"I do. Okay you're not doing that."
"Please."
"No."
"Shit head."
"Oh very mature."
"Yup." Then Alice and Rosalie walked over still bitching about the stupid car scratch. God when are they going to drop that shit. Then they sat down.
"Hey duff. Hey honey how are you?" Rosalie greeted us.
"Edward's being a shit head and he won't let start a food a fight." I started to pout.
"Don't worry I'll slap him later."
"Thank you." She smiled. Alice got real jealous for some reason.
"I can slap him harder." She murmured. Then Emmett came.
"Hey guys what the hell is going on here? Did you piss off my sister?"
Emmett said getting defensive. Just then a group of people started walking up to us. They look exactly like Jessica, Lauren, Mike, everyone from before and us. What the fuck? Then they approached us. The one that looked like Jessica stated yammering on about something.
"What are you guys doing in our seats?" These were are fucking seats since I went to school. The bitch stared at us waiting for an answer. Then the Mike clone talked to me.
"Hey baby names Mitch. Mitchel Newton." Oh Fuck.
"That's nice. Bye." Damn why aint hew leaving.
"Bye. Leave now."
"No way."
"Cocky Bastard."
"Cute, but it's a man Says you do world. So congrats you're my new girlfriend."
"No. It's a knee meets balls world. So you pray that I give enough time to find a cup."
"I like your type."
"I kill your type." He's not going to give up any time soon. Then the clone Jessica had to open her fucking mouth.
"You guys need to leave before I cut you all."
"Oh if you go…" I got cut off by Edward.
"Bella no relax." He tried to stop me. I don't get the big deal. I could take her I was a 10th degree black belt. Highest you can go. Besides I learned how to scrap on the streets. I was always rich growing up but still I fought a couple people here and there. Until Edward found my black eye and smelled the blood I don't get why he was mad I told him it wasn't mine. Jasper keeps trying to calm me down.
"You know it's always could to count to 10 when your upset." Oh great Edward's clone.
"Two Ten. Bring it on bitch."
"NO! You are not going to touch my baby sister or I will mess you up." Then she extended a finger and touched me.
"Touch." She then made a fist and punched my right eye. Yes now everything is considered defense. I punched her back and next thing you know hell broke loose. We smashed into walls, tables, chairs, and the gross food place. Everyone was yelling and then after 10 minutes of smashing and hair pulling and headlocks. I warmed up this was going to get really good I jumped up to perform a double kick. And bam now she's smashed into the floor. She pulled me down and now it is like watching Diva Wow. It's been about 15 minutes so a teacher is going to break it up soon.
Then a teacher came and ruined all my fun. Good vampires bruise now I can get away with this.
We were brought to the principal's office. They believe I didn't start the fight. They called are parents and 20 minutes later Esme and Carlisle were here. Now it's only the four of us in the office.
"Honey I'm not mad but people need to think we are good parents ok." Carlisle said only for me to here.
"Your child got in a fight and frankly all her teachers are mad with her. And she was late her first day." Tattletale.
CPOV
When will this guy shut up? I already know she isn't the perfect student. I'm going to use this opportunity to become her favourite.
"I know are child isn't your best student but. Honey why don't you go outside the office for a minute."
"OK." After she left I started my plan.
"Look the thing is my child has ADHD and dyslexia. And maybe that is why she does these things it is a way of dealing." The expression on his face should that he thought it was a possibility.
"Wow. We should discuss this further. She should go to class while we discuss this."
"Alright." I walked outside and saw Bella playing with an airplane.
"Go to class."
"Thanks." This better make me her favourite.
BPOV
Carlisle is being so awesome right now. I really owe him big time for this. Better get to fuck it imma ditch school and chill with Jake. Then Emmett came.
"Hey sis what up?"
"Emmy I wanna ditch school its boring." I said in my special voice I always get my way with this voice.
"Awe do you miss the mutt. You haven't seen him in two weeks." He looked at my face and started to melt.
"Kay go to chemistry with me and I'll give you $50. It's the last class. Come on I'll let you play with the fire burner."
"Okay." This is going to be fun.
We walked into class and we took seats at the back. Then the teacher just had to talk.
"Why don't you sit up here plenty of room in the front?"
"Oh I can't. I can't see closely I got to be all the way in back." Then before for he could say anything he got called to the office. Maybe it's about my condition.
"Emmett."
"Yes sis."
"Is the principal gay?"
"What type of gay?"
"I don't know" I said mumbling.
"Yes I think so."
"Thanks Emmy."
"No prob." Then the teach came back from the principal. And started to teach. Then I noticed that prick Mitch was sitting in front of me. So I reached into his bag and temporarily borrowed some flammable axe spray. Then I accidentally turned on the fire burner. And sprayed some axe because it kind of stinks back here. Uh oh Somehow the dumb bitch that started shit with me got blamed. I love school. Yay home time.
A.N. ok so I am really sorry that this chapter took so long. But I was watching a kid almost every other day training for a karate tournament and battle of the bands and I had some minor problems with my teacher. I am really sorry but I hope this chapter was worth the wait and I'll try my best to make the next chapter done soon and I might write it when I have a sugar high so. Oh you might not believe it but a lot of stuff in this story that are going to happen and happened already actually happened to me it like a semi true story. Really sorry about how long this took I'll try my best to get the next one done soon I'm just really buissy and I'm so sorry. Thanks for reading. =D
