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Chapter 3: Yeah the weekend!

So first day of school over and it's the weekend. Toady was actually kind of fun. It made me realize that I'm still has bad or bader then before. I better go thank Carlisle. He is being so awesome.

"OMG! Guess what!" R said getting real happy. So it probably has something to do with cheerleading.

"OMJ what?"

"The school has a cheerleading team. I can join and then I'll have enough friends for a sleep over. Oh don't worry if the bitch that scrapped you is on the team I won't invite her."

"No it's ok you don't have to do that I'll have a bunch of pranks ready for her."

"Like what?" She asked getting interested.

"Well they involve fake blood or maybe real I'll text you. Kay?" I said when I noticed Edward walking in. He doesn't approve of my pranks because they're really awesome.

"Okay. I'm going to go practice try outs are on Wednesday."

"Kay."

"Honey I'm going to go hunting don't trash the place." Edward said.

"Ok bye." I turned off my shield for a minute. Don't worry I'll only trash the place with you. Then I turned it back on and winked at him. He smiled at me before he speeded a way.

Then Emmett came bursting into the room.

"Let's play video games. And then we'll have the talk later. Kay?" Then he started thinking.

"No what maybe I'll just give Eddy boy the talk. He is the one that wanted to get it on." We started playing Hallo.

"Emmy can you not have the talk with anyone please?" He looked at me.

"Sure thing Belsey. I'm tired of getting my ass kicked in games. Can we wrestle?"

"Yes! Should we move table?" He thought about it for a minute.

"Nope more fun with the tables." I nodded my head in agreement. We started to wrestle. He flipped me on the couch a couple of times. Then we body slammed into each other. And then he was getting ready to flip me over his shoulder into the coffee table. I'm going to miss that table it was a great foot rest. But the stupid pixie had to ruin all are fun.

"Emmett drop her! And not on the floor or table."

"No we don't take orders from pixies. Tell her Bella." She started to glare at me.

"Go choke on pixie dust tinker bell. We want to play." I said. Then Emmett high fived me.

"I'll call Edward."

"I'll call Snoop Dog." Then R speeded down the stairs.

"What's wrong?" She said looking at me.

"Alice won't let us play."

"It's ok the pixie is PMSing today. You guys should play war games or something." Emmett through me on the couch.

"Okay babe. Sorry." She nodded her head.

"Can we go to toys R us? With Ali's credit card." I asked getting excited

"Sure you can." Then she gave us Alice's gold card. And then she looked at Ali. Then Alice started to talk.

"I'll go with you guys and buy you whatever you want. Even ice cream." She offered.

"Ok!" I responded. Then me and Emmett raced to the car. It was a quiet drive. I decided I would text Snoop Dog some pranks now.

Imma get blood and put it in her bed when she's sleeping. Then she gonna wake up run 2 the bathroom n imma pop a stink bomb in every potty. And imma switch her perfume with fart spray. N gets shaving cream and a feather and warm water.

Then I sent the message and waited for a response.

Lmfffaaaooo! What else?

I texted back.

I dunno ill think of more.

Then she texted me back.

K

We were finally at the mall. We raced to toys R us at human speed and Alice tried to keep up with us. When I won the race and we were in the store we ran to the bikes. We had races with the bikes and the scooter and fire trucks (the ones for two year olds). Then by the time Alice found us we were playing baseball. I swung at the ball with a cool metallic blue bat. And then the ball hit Ali's forehead.

"Oops sorry." I said. She looked calm.

"It's ok. Don't worry about it."

"Impressive Belsy. That was so awesome." Emmett's tone really exemplified pride. He gave me a high five. Yay I love high fives. Then I saw the coolest Barbie thingy ever. I ran up to it to get a better look.

"Emmy look it looks like Alice!" He ran over and examined the doll in the box. It was a pixie with wings and black spiky hair. It was so cool. His mouth dropped open.

"Wow! It does." Then Alice came and ripped the doll from his hands.

"That thing looks nothing like me." She said clearly repulsed. Then I took a picture of it and send it to Snoop Dog. With a text.

OMJ I found a doll that looks like Alice.

She sent a text back.

LLLMMFFAAOOO! It does.

We put the doll back and headed for the paint ball guns.

"Alice I want a paintball gun." I said with a bit of a wine.

"Rosalie was going to buy you that for Christmas or Nerf guns. So I'll just but you both." She went to get the guns while I and Emmett played on the walk on keyboard. We are pros at playing O Mac Donald. Now that Alice bought the guns Snoop Dog is probably going to get me the walk on key board.

"Emmett wants to go E B and get video games?"

"Okay." When we got to E B we played the trial games. And I Pwned Emmett. We started to look around for more games. Emmett found some vintage games. The first super Mario Bros made for X-box. The first Kerby game. And I found the first Hallo, COD, GTA, and the first GT. We bought every vintage game we could find. We already had all the new ones. Then Alice had a proposition.

"Let's go shopping at the places Alice wants to go." She proposed.

"Nope sorry can't really tired. A lot of running today." Emmett and I said at the same time. She sighed in frustration and we went home.

Once we got in the house R greeted us.

"So. What you guys get?"

"Alice bought us games and guns." I announced with a smile.

"Did she really?" I nodded my head then she turned and glared at Alice. Emmett and I just watched her bring in the stuff.

When the stuff was in the house Rosalie opened the guns.

"Oh no." She said. We all stared at her with curiosity.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"You guys don't have a target for the bullets."

"Well Rosalie could be the target." Alice suggested.

"Nope it's alright we'll just shoot the house." I said. Emmett nodded. We grabbed the guns and ran outside shooting the guns for hours. By the time we ran out of paint bullets the house was covered. Splats everywhere explosions of colours it's so pretty.

"Oh my god." Emmett said breath taken, looking at it.

"I know, we made are house a paintball field." I said proudly. Then we heard a car and a very angry voice.

"What happened to house?" We turned around to find a very pissed off Esme. So I did what I always do in situations like this. I turned my charm on.

"Sorry." I said.

"Do you want to tell me why my house is painted?"

"It was an accident. I'm really really really sorry."

"Uh yeah me to." Emmett said.

"It was all Alice fault she bought guns and she gave us ice cream." We both said. She stormed inside the house.

"Alice Rosalie gets down here!" They came down.

"Why did you get them guns? Why did you let them shoot the house?"

"I was practicing for cheerleading. I had nothing to do with this." Snoop Dog said.

"I had to if I didn't get the guns then Rosalie would of bought it for Christmas."

"Go clean my house Alice. How could you be so immature?"

"Do I clean too? I did shoot the house so." I asked.

"No you don't have to." Yes it worked again.

"Can we keep the guns?" Emmett asked.

"Please." I added.

"Sure why not?" Yes. I went Snoop Dog's room.

"Can I help you come up with a cheer for try outs? Please." I asked.

"Ok sure." I started to think for a bit.

"Give me a P. Give me a L. Give me a Z. Give me a F. Give me a U. Give me a C. Give me a K. Give a M. Give me an E. Please fuck me yay!" She started laughing.

"I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"I just can't ok." I sighed.

"Ok." Then I looked at her with big eyes and pouted. She sighed.

"Ok. I'll think about it." I smiled and my face lit up.

"Yay!" Then I ran out of the room and turned on the T.V. to … awe it's not giving anything good right now. I'm going to go on face book. I dashed to my laptop and logged in. Holy shit! 124 friends request. Who the fuck, are these people? Oh they all from school. I confirmed all of them. Well most of them. I don't think imma add Mitch. Hey Mitch rhymes with bitch. Mitch is a mother fucking bitch. Yeah that's a good one. Okay what now? Hmm… already went to mall, already wrestled, already played video games and paint ball. I know arcade! I love the arcade.

I ran around looking for Emmett then after 5 minutes I found him in Edward's room.

"Emmy what are you doing?"

"Oh well you know how you said you always wanted to read Alice's diary?" I nodded my head.

"Well here it is! She hid it in Edward's old room." He held it out to me.

"Wow! Emmett it took us 100 years to find that out!" God and it was so obvious.

"So Belsy, what did you want to tell me?"

"Huh? Oh yeah I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the arcade?" He dropped the dairy on the bed while he jumped up.

"Yeah sure thing. Or we can do some reading." He waved the book in front of my face.

"Know what bro? People are right me and you should really start reading more."

"Did you know that it is actually you and I "

"Maybe I would if I did a little bit more reading." I said while picking up the book and sitting down. We open the book and Emmett read some of it to me, in a girly voice.

"Dear dairy, today I went on a field trip to the zoo. It was so totally fun. But then Bella had this idea where she would break in the pit with Emmett and they would chaise me with an anaconda. They did it sucked I mean they know I'm afraid of snakes it's not fair! And I'm really bumped out because I think she likes Rosalie more than me. But never mind that can't be true I mean if I wasn't her favourite then why would she prank me so much?" This brings back memories.

"Emmett does Ali write when she talks?" He looked at me.

"Yes probably. And I mean Oh my god! Emmett is going to take Bella bear hunting! Oh No that could be danger… no wait she'll be fine good. That's a relief." Then we heard someone walking up the stair and they smelt like paint and cleaning stuff… Oh shit Alice!

A.N. okay sorry this took a while but I've been busy I'm working on the next chapter right now hopefully it'll be done soon. Hope you guys liked it and thanks for reading. Oh and a special than to Living On a Snowflake's Dream,

Water Child 1990, Yuukisama123andTwilighter12.