I Don't Own Anything!
Chapter 4: Plan D… RUN!
Emmett put the book back then he grabbed me and we jumped out the window. We dashed through trees until we were so far from the house we couldn't be heard.
"So Bella we're going to the arcade right?"
"Yeah." He put me down. Then we heard something or someone coming.
"Shit!" Emmett said you can tell he was starting to freak out.
"Quick Em let's go up that tree. Alice wouldn't climb that high." I pointed to the tree it was at least 800 feet. He nodded his head and we started to climb. We were almost at the top when we heard the thing getting closer. We looked down and saw Edward. Emmett and I exchanged a look with each other. Oh shit we must have gone farther than we thought. I gave Emmett a look that said follow my lead. Then I jumped down the tree he followed shortly after he gave me the what the hell are you doing look. I snook up behind Edward and grabbed his shoulders and in a deep voice I yelled.
"Oh my god!"
After I screamed OMG. He screamed like a little girl and waved his arms while he jumped. Then he turned around clutching the part of his chest were his heart is and said.
"Honey Emmett what are you to doing here?"
"Oh well Emmett and me were bored so we decided to wrestle bears and lions." I explained.
"Oh okay. It's Emmett and I." I shrugged my shoulders because well I don't really give a shit.
"Why were you guys in a tree?" Oh great more questions.
"We were in a tree because we were waiting for the bears and lions."
"Yeah it's called a steak out." Emmett added. Yes he caught on.
"Okay well you guys have fun. Be careful." Why would I be careful? That's stupid I wanna have fun not be careful. Then a dear came and Edward dashed off. I looked at Emmett so he would know that now's are chance to run. We started running out of the forest but then we saw a bear. We wrestled it but we let it live and we didn't really injure it mostly we played tag with it. When we got to the arcade we started looking for a shooting game.
"Emmett look black ops. Wanna see who can kill the most zombies in 10 minutes?"
"Yes. Oh and by the way I'm going to go easy on you."
"Uh huh sure you are." After 10 minutes I killed 586 zombies and Emmett killed 3.
"It's all your fault you took my zombies No fair!" Oh great now I got Flash checking me out. After an hour of being followed I won every game and got all the high scores. Emmett pouted and said things like I hit my eye so my perception is off. I got a black eye and my game is still on. Then I decided I was going to make a joke. I won 2nd place in a game and wrote is gay then I won 2nd place again and wrote the guy in third. People laughed a bit it's such an old thing but seems like everything I do still works. Then a boy 4 feet tall dressed as Flash approached me. He laughed a bit. Wait why is he dressed like Flash? Oh yeah today's comic con.
"You have really good gaming skills."
"Thanks"
"Do you think you could teach me some tricks sometime?"
"Uh sure I guess." Then he giggled and ran off with all his other friends. And I swear I heard him say Oh yeah I got a date. Oh shit he thinks were going on a date. Dam. When should I tell him I'm taken? EHH maybe later. Hmmm or maybe he'll be able to take a hint unlike Mitch freaking Newton. Then my phone started ringing. Me and Emmett looked at each other. Are eyes full of fear. The Oh Shit expression on are faces. I looked down at my phone and looked back up to Emmett.
"Alice." I said in a mumble clearly expressing my fear. I rejected the call. And now we probably have 5 minutes before she starts chasing after us.
"Emmett. Member plan D?"
"From the prank war?" He said raising an eyebrow. And I nodded my head.
"All right sis. Plan D it is." He said right before left the arcade and took off to the night. We already had are minds cleared so Alice couldn't see and my shield was on the whole time so Edward won't know. Besides we never told anyone about Plan D. So were safe. Good.
"Uh Bella, I member Plan D. But I also member that it happened five years ago, in Switzerland."
I gave him the keep talking look.
"Well it was in Switzerland so our hide away base isn't here and we did have blue prints and stuff. I mean we were prepared." I looked at him and raised my eye brow. Then I said in a cool tone.
"And who says I didn't come back to Forks, prepared?" As I finished the sentence I pulled out a folded paper from my black leather jacket. His face lit up and he smiled at me.
"I trained you well."
"Yup." I said as I nodded my head in agreement. I laiyed the paper on the monument outside the mall. Is that illegal? Hmmm … only if I get caught. We looked at the steps first.
"Okay we already have are minds clear. Right?" I said knowing that he might have forgotten. He nodded his head.
"Huh? Oh yeah cleared my mind when you said Plan D. And you have your shield up already?"
"Huh? Oh don't worry bout that. It's been up all day."
"Kay. So step two?" We looked at the paper carefully. Then Emmett read in a clear voice.
"Run to secret hide away base, and make sure weapons are loaded. Uh do we have a base?"
"Yeah. I build one before we left to Switzerland. It's loaded."
"Kay good. Where is it?"
"Follow me." We walked at human pace trying not to draw attention to ourselves. As soon as we were in the woods we took off. Dashing down hills through trees until we saw the river. Then we flipt over it and started running again. I love the adrenaline. It's so epic! I had made sure the secret base was in a very remote location so we were running for about 30 minutes until we made it.
"Kay stop running now. We're here."
"Dam it Bella! Did you have to hide it that well? I mean the cave was bit too much and the river!"
"Well, we needed to jump the cave so we could get on the mountain."
"Are we even in Forks?" He was getting agitated.
"Nope." I said coolly.
"Then where are we?"
"Kay, well, the thing is, we're kinda in uncharted territory." His face turned colours.
"In what?"
"Uncharted territory. You know like the places that aren't on a map because there either dangerous or weren't discorded by the government yet." I said calmly.
"Couldn't you have made it a little bit closer?"
"Well yeah but then we'd be on the map. See now we can't be found not even by GPS."
"Look all I'm saying is it could have been closer. You know like the base in -" I cut him off.
"That base wasn't on a map or in Switzerland either. It was an underground cave behind a waterfall."
"What?"
"Calm down alright you haven't even seen this base yet." I ran through the last to trees and he followed. When he saw it his mouth dropt open. I knew he'd like it. It was a giant tree house two trees in the front were used has pillars. It was kinda like a tree Minchin or tree castle. There was an area for dropping water bombs at the top. And inside there was flat screens and a training zone with numchucks and water guns and shooting targets. There was an indoor pool and a slide and trampoline and zeppelin.
"Uh how do you build these things?"
"Trial and error." We ran in the base and I gave him the tour. The underground level took a while to show him after the first floor with the gaming room the wrestling room the gym and the bouncy house I got bored and just let him look around. He'll probably get lost but I mean he'll find his way back. I sat down to the bean bag in the game room and turned on the PS3. Then Emmett was beside me.
"Why can't I get any reception?"
"Because I don't want to get tracked down by phone."
"We can't its uncharted."
"Well yeah but GPS if they get close enough they can pick up our scent."
"If there isn't reception how did we get internet and electricity?"
"Oh I messed round with a couple wires."
"Kay well we better get home I don't want my lady to worry about me." I looked at him for a moment then said.
"Kay fine let's go then."
We dashed home. And when we got there Snoop Dog ran down and grabbed me.
"Where tell hell were you?"
"I can't tell you."
"What do you mean? Why'd you leave where did you go?" The questions keep on coming.
"I left because I thought Alice was going to kill me."
"Why?"
"Because me and Emmett read her diary." I mumbled so low even a vampire would have a hard time hearing it.
"What?"
"Me and Emmett read her diary." I said a little bit loader.
"What?"
"Me and Emmett read her diary." I said load enough for her to her.
"What did I tell you about reading diaries?"
"We never read yours."
"Oh okay then what was in it. Oh yeah don't fucking do that again Kay? You fucking scared me."
"Words and what about your man? He was gone to."
"Yeah that's okay. No offense honey."
"Oh none taken sometimes I wish I had a break from you." She glared.
"I take it back."
"Yeah no sex."
"Awe. But I said I take it back." She gave him another death glare.
"Bella go upstairs. I need to have a little talk with my husband." Shit! He's in for it.
So I went to my room and played a few games on the computer. While they were bitching at each other I heard a few things break. Dam it! He's never going to get out this one. I better go save his ass.
When I got to his room I had to duck because a vase went flying hit the wall and shattered into a million pieces. Snoop Dog scares me when she's mad.
"Where's Esme and Carlisle and Alice." She looked at me and her rage stopped.
"Carlisle is in L A at a doctor convention and he took Esme with him. And Alice went looking for you guys yelling I'm kill those punks."
"Jasper?"
"He followed her trying to calm her down." Then Snoop Dog's phone started ringing.
"Hey?"
"I can't find them. I've been everywhere even ToysRus."
"Oh right forgot to tell you their home already and they've been here for over an hour."
"What the fuck! You bitch why didn't you tell me. I don't know who I'm killing first them or you."
"Sorry I kind of forgot."
"Yeah and I kind of forgot to tell you that I hide all your make up and brushes and stuff."
"Fuck you! Where are they!"
"Sorry can't remember and neither can my scratched Porsche." Her phone made a beepy noise because Alice hung up. Dam those two really should make up but I mean maybe they shouldn't because it's kind of funny.
"That bitch is dead!"
"Well duh. You know something babe we're all dead."
"Emmett SHUT UP!" She flashed out of the house.
"We're you going?" I hollered after her.
"To find my shit!" I bowed my head and pouted.
"Awe Emmett we're all alone…. Do you know what means?" He pretended to think about it for a moment.
"House party?"
"Exactly." A grin grew on my face. This weekend is going to be epic.
A.N.: Yo sorry this took so long but I hope it was worth it see I had to work on something for a competition and stuff and I mean it took a while Imma be kinda buissy for the next month but I'll try to get the next one up soon as I can. And check out my sister loves2readbooks and thanks to all you readers. And uh warning next chapter might have a fight ;) ight laterez.
