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Chapter 6: Oh hey Edward
EDPOV:
"What the fuck did you do?" As I asked I saw my sister and brother's faces go pale.
"Um nothing." My girl said.
"Nothing?"
"It's just a little get together right Em."
"Uh yeah it's a get together." Then a foul smell intoxicated me.
"Why do I smell dog?"
"Oh um Jake's here." She looked at the floor.
"I can't believe you did this."
"Why we meet at one of my parties."
"Not you. Him!"
"Me?" Emmett looked surprised.
"Look it's not his fault it was my idea!"
"Shut up babe." As I swung for a shot at his face something caught my arm I looked down and my girl was holding it.
"If you're going to fight someone its gunna be me. And I don't think you'd like that very much." She looked serious.
"Sorry."
"It's ok just stop blaming my big bro."
"I don't blame him."
"Yeah you kind of did. It's both our faults." Emmett said.
"Mostly mine." Bella added.
"No he should have stopped it from happening."
"Shut up please. The whole thing was my idea. He was being a good bro."
"Yeah I was being a good bro. And sorry bro but I love parties it's how I am." Dam them always sticking up for each other. He corrupted my Angel. I gave him a dirty look before storming off to the mic and saying.
"Alright party over! Everybody go home now!" then Bella took the mic.
"It's not over." Then Em.
"Yeah my bro has turrets. He doesn't know what he's talking about." Then Bella punched him.
"Alright so he doesn't actually have turrets but he is kind of drunk. He gets pissed and annoying when he drunk."
Dam!
"I'm going to fucking kill you!"
"He also gets very violent."
"No I don't!"
"Sure bro." I glared at him.
BPOV
God that was close. I heard someone crying. And it sounded like it was coming from my right. I looked over and there on the couch was a girl with black hair and glasses holding back tears. I walked up to her.
"Hey you alright?" She looked up.
"Huh oh yeah uh everything's fine."
"Wanna talk about it. Don't worry I can keep a secret."
"Yeah kind of but it's pretty crowded here."
"Then how bout we go to my room."
"You sure?"
"Yeah come on." She followed me up three flights of stairs to my room. When she walked inside my room her eyes grew big.
"Whoa you have a really big room."
"Yeah I guess. You can sit anyway you want."
"Thanks. Whoa you have a lot of instruments." She looked at the far end. Were five guitars, three basses, drums, mic, and a Dj system was. She sat on my bed.
"So what's with the tears?" I said nicely.
"My boyfriend cheated on me."
"He's stupid."
"Really?" She looked up at me.
"Yeah I mean you seem cool."
"Well she was really hot so."
"That's not an excuse."
"Yeah it is I mean if he wants someone that's pretty."
"You're pretty."
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Thanks" I smiled at her.
"Look don't waste your time crying over him."
"But he's-"I cut her off.
"Not worth it. He's a two timing douche and if you waste your time crying then he wins. And I don't know about you but I hate losing."
"So then what do I do?"
"Move on."
"But I can't."
"You don't half to be over him just make it look like you are. Now I'm not saying go hook up with twenty something guys. Just don't let him know you still care." She stared at me stunned.
"Crying doesn't help; it just makes you miserable and boosts his ego." She stared at me again.
"Is he down there?"
"Yeah."
"Then wipe your tears, keep your head up, and go dance with a guy or a friend or something in front him."
"Why?"
"So he knows that you're better off without him."
"But."
"He can't walk around acting like he's too good for everyone and he can get any girl he wants."
"Your right." I nodded my head.
"Can I ask your something?" she asked me.
"Yeah sure."
"Are all boys' stupid jerks." I sat down beside her.
"Not all of them but most." She sighed and her face fell.
"Look if there's one thing I know bout boys it's that they're like purses." She looked at me confused.
"They're cute full of shit and they can always be replaced." She laughed a bit and smiled at me.
"So you wanna stay up here and chill or go dance you don't have to dance with a guy you can stay with me. But if you want I meat this guy Ben in my science class. He seems nice and I think I saw him."
"Alright let's go."
'Hold up. Sorry but what's your name."
"Oh yeah sorry it's Angela." We walked down stairs and I saw Ben.
"There he is." I looked at her confused.
"Paul my boyfriend." He was blonde and looked like a major douche. I don't get why she cried over him I mean look at this guy no muscle, he bleaches his teeth, and his hair is combed over with a fucking side cap.
"Yeah well there's Ben close to him sitting all alone lets go talk to him." We walked up to Ben.
"Hey Ben."
"Oh hey Bella." He looked at Angela
"This is my friend Angela."
"Oh hey I think you're in my geography class."
"Yeah I am."
"Wanna maybe go dance or something?"
"I'd love to." They walked to the dance floor and Paul's face was priceless. Awe look at those two. They're so cute. I'm like the fucking of match making. Then Paul walked up to me and started talking in a deep forced voice.
"Hey babe great party. So you wanna mosey on over to the dance floor and grind with me?"
"No."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Your hair's stupid, you said mosey, you're a douche bag, and by the why you might wanna practice your sexy voice it's not working for you." Then I smiled and walked away. I saw Edward in the corner all depressed better go talk to him work things out.
"Hey"
"Oh Hey babe. It's a good party you made."
"Thanks sorry about the fight and surprise house party and stuff."
"It's ok your like that it's why I love you and lets not tell Carlisle alright."
"Kay you wanna know the best part about fighting?"
"Yeah sure what is it?"
"Make up sex come on." His face lit up and I grabbed his arm and pulled him upstairs. We went to his room and locked the door. He smirked at me and I jumped on him as we started making put with passion.
"You know Jake can hear us." He said.
"That's ok. And so can Emmett."
"Mm hmm" Then we were at the bed . . . under the covers . . . and then we realized we were here for 2 hours. And we started kissing again.
"Mm babe want to go back down stairs?" He said with me on top of him.
"Yes and no how about you?" He looked at me funny.
"What do you mean yes and no?"
"I mean I want to have sex again but the party is awesome so I want to be there to." He tought for a minute.
"Well how about we go party and when it's over we have more sex?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Good plan let's do that."
"Alright after you babe." He said politely opening the door.
"Hold up I gotta fix my hair."
"Why you look sexy with your hair messed up like that." I thought about for a moment and he's so right I look amazing with my hair messed. Then we kissed again and went down stairs. We opened the door and Jake was standing there arms crossed.
"Hey heard you to made up huh?" I rolled my eyes.
"How many still there?"
"Uh a lot you still got like hundreds and its two am!"
"Oh shit Alice is coming home soon!" I looked at Edward kind of scared.
"Don't worry Bells you always got a plan. So Rosalie and Alice still fighting?" Edward asked.
"Yeah kind of but I got a plan to fix it. I'll tell you guys about it later but right now we got to get everybody out."
"How we going to do that?" Jake asked.
"Jake start beer pong and paintballing and shit. Emmett Djs. I start keg stands. And then Edward come here with a police car and shut it down."
"I'll bring five." My man said.
"And I'll get the pack to drive some of the cars so that it's faster."
"Kay good." We all went to are positions and ten minutes later the "cops" should up.
"Party over everyone go home or go to jail." And then the place evacuated real quick.
"Kay now what?" Emmett asked?
"Now we clean this."
"Alice and Rosalie will smell the alcohol." Jake added.
"I'll pretend to be drunk. We say we were bored so you came and we got drunk and high and stuff."
"Alright."
"Um babe what if they ask why you guys drank so much this place ricks of the stench of alcohol and drugs and stuff"
"Don't worry Edward everyone knows me and Jake –"
"Love to do it big!" Jake cut me off. I smiled and nodded.
"Yup. Alright Edward you and the guys take the cars back. And pretend like you're coming home after they get here. Cause Rosalie and Alice know that you would never let us drink."
"Alright where was I?"
"Hunting and you're coming home so late because you lose track of time because you were in frenzy."
"Alright."
"Jake if they start asking too many questions do that thing I thought you in grade 6."
"Which thing?"
"Puking on the spot."
"Alright."
"And they'll deffnitly smell the bodies that were here so Jake, Seth. Quill, Paul, Sam, and Embry can you guys please run around."
"Sure thing." Sam answered.
"Thanks."
"What if Alice sees the future?" Eddy asked.
"She can't see the plan right now because pack is here but when your hunting doesn't think about it."
"Alright." He said before leaving with the guys to return the cars.
"Kay Jake help me put the equipment back in my room please. And Emmett get rid of the garbage bags."
"Alright but what if I'm not back in time?"
"Don't worry you probably shouldn't be here anyways, you no so you don't get in trouble with your girl and all."
About 15minutes later I could sense Rosalie and Alice coming back. So me and Jake started saying random things like drunks. And goofing off and stuff.
When Rosalie and Alice walked in I was climbing a wall.
"Whoa you made it to the top bro you're like a miny superman it's so sick."
"Aw thanks."
"No prob hey you think you can do no hands?"
"Oh my god dude that's a great idea!" I let go and fell.
"Weeeeeee!" He started chuckling.
"You fell cause of me I'm pro!" he cracked up between words.
"That fucking hurt. Imma do it again."
"Yay! More funny funny!" When I started to climb again Snoop Dog Hollered.
"No!" We looked at her funny.
"Oh hey bloodsucka! When the fuck did you get here?"
"No more climbing or anything until you two sit down and tell me what hell happened here?" She gave us her scary mommy look. I hate that look it's scary. We jumped on the couch and I hanged off it upside down.
"Please sit up blood's gunna rush to your head." Alice said.
"Oh I bet you'd like that huh sucka! Yeah yeah u would sucka can't enough BLOOD!" Jake screamed. She glared at him.
"Ok so what's going on here?" Rosie asked.
"We was like bored and stuff so Jake said let's get high and drunk and stuff and I said Yeah sure."
"Yup I'm good at peer pressure." We looked at each other and smiled before cracking up again.
"Why did you guys do this?"
"Because we were bored." Jake answered Alice.
"Why the hell is the house trashed and why does it smell like alcohol and why-"Then to cut Rose off Jake puked on her shoes.
"Whoa dude you really can't hold your liquor."
"EW! You're fucking nasty bro! You puked on my feet! EW!"
"HEY! It's not my fault you're wearing open toe heels." Then Alice started laughing.
"Oh boy here it comes again." Jake said before puking on Alice.
"AH! You're such a fag! You puked on me!"
"No I did not I regurgitated there's a difference."
"Um no there isn't!" Alice squealed kinda like a little piggy.
"Well how am I supposed to know I'm 'under the influence'" They rolled their eyes but then Rosalie asked the question that could shut this whole thing down.
AN: um ok I no it's been a really long time but like I got in trouble cause I keep like being bad and shit in school so yeah and I had 2 like work hard I mean cuz of grades n band n karate n stuff but imma try making the chaps go faster. Sorry 4 making u guys w8 so long but I mean I hope this was worth it so yeah. N I'm working on some other fics a comedy/drama n 1 that's full on drama like twisted drama so if u interested ill b posting those after I'm don't some more chapters so that don get the same thing that happened with this 1 where u guys got to w8 so long but uh when they up ill post it in a AN so yeah.
