So me and Fang are currently stitting in our biology class annoying the teacher. "Soooooo you know your face looks like a blue berry?" I ask him as I watch his face turn from bright red to dark blue. "Maxine…" he starts to lecture but I stand up quickly. I'm po'ed now my name isn't Maxine. "Ok I was just messin with you, but lets get something straight MY NAME IS MAX. Do not call me Maxine that isn't even my real full name" I seethe until Fang stands up beside me and puts his hand on my back to calm me down. "Come on Max lets just sit back down he ain't worth the energy. They still call me Nick instead of Fang." he says pulling me back to my seat. I follow him and sit down not even bothering to pretend I'm paying attention. Fortunatley the bell rings not long after we sit down. We wait till most of the class is out the door before we head towards it. While walking down the hall towards our locker we hear the sound we both hope we would be able to avoid. "Fanggy" Lisa screeches, yep you guys read right she didn't scream she screeched.
We just keep walking hopeing she'll give up but sadly she didn't. She throws herself at Fangs and wounds her arms around his waist. Fang unwraps her arms and steps to my other side. I laugh under my breath at the look on her face. She tries to move around me to get to Fang so I decide to help him. I step infront of her blocking Fang. "Move freak" she tries to sound scarey but she squeaks. "look slut I really didn't want to deal with you today, but looks like I have to. Leave Fang alone, if your so desperate go latch onto some football player" I say stepping infront of her again as she tries to step around me again. "Look Maxie why don't you leave me and fangy alone" she says glareing at me. I'm so tired of hearing Maxine and Maxie that I guess I lose it.
I grab her by the collar of her shirt and push her backwards as hard as I can. She slams into the lockers on the other side of the hall. I get right in her face and say deathly calm "My name is Maximum, but if I hear Maximum, Max or anyother name that has to do with me I will make sure you need plastic surgery. Same thing will happen if you ever talk to/ about or even look at fang again. GOT IT!" I scream the last part. She just nods scared that I might hit her. For the second time in less than an hour Fang is pulling me away and towards our locker. "Um thanks for that. I can't really do nothing to her because well she's a girl, and I would go to jail" he says thanking me. I smile at him and say "Your welcome emoman."
Again me and Fang are leaning against our lockers but right now its free period and kids can basically do what they want. When Fang says "Just great. Well your bout to meet Dylan." Before I can say anything a guy with blond hair and blue eyes comes up beside me and puts his arm around my waist. "Hey babe why you hanging out with emo cry baby, when you can hang with me." He says winking at me. I step out from beside him to stand where I'm squished between fangs right side and the lockers. "One I'm not your babe and two I'm the only person that can call Fang emo." I tell him still standing beside Fang. "Why he's just a fag….." he doesn't get to finish is sentence because I step up and slap him. "Fang is not a gay, and he's way more of a man than you'll ever be." I say then step back a little. He pulls his arm back like he's gonna punch me when Fang steps in. "Dylan go away now, and leave Max alone." Fang says calmly.
Dylan finally gives up and walks off. Not long after he walks off a tall skinny, blond boy barrels down the hall screaming out Lady GaGa songs, and stops directly in front of us. Fang just sighs and asks "Really Iggy…Lady GaGa?" The strawberry blond bobs is head up and down quickly. "You know it GaGa is the bestes." He says like he's five not 16. "Well atleast he wasn't singing Justin Bieber." I tell fang looking over Iggy's shoulder since he stood right in front of me. Iggy jumps not realizing that I was standing behind him. "Oh hey I didn't see you there you must be Max. I'm Iggy, the iggster, ignitis, pyro just take your pick" he says bowing like we in the 18th centry. I laugh at him and turn to Fang. "I'm upset you never told me of the great ignitis" I say sniffeling and pretending to wipe away a tear. Fang just laughs and pushes Iggy out of the way considering he was still standing between us. "So you're the great Max that I've heard as taken on both Lisa and Dylan and all in one hour" Iggy speaks up looking like a little kid who was told they could stay up till 9. "Yep that's me took on the stupid teacher, school slut, and douche football player. I should be really proud of myself." I say smiling at the two boys in front of me. "I heard you threaten to kill Lisa if she so much as looked at Fang. Do I detect a little jealousy?" Iggy jokes. "That's a lie I threatened that if she so much as thought about him she would need plastic surgery. People need to get their facts straight." I protest. I hopeing neither of them noticed how I completely ignored the whole jealousy part.
"Ooo Maxie-pad you avoided the jealousy question." He teases poking me in my side. "I ain't avoiding anything. Wait did you say Maxie-pad?" I ask confused. Fang chuckles then says in almost disbelief "You threaten to beat a teacher and Lisa cause they said Maxine and Maxie but you aren't mad at Iggy when he says Maxie-pad." I smile and sling my arm around Iggy's shoulder and tell him "That's cause the igster is gonna me my personal slave for a week, ain't that right Iggy?" I ask him all innocently. "Sure. But only cause I don't want my b-e-a-utiful face to be messed up." He says shielding his face behind his hands. "First were gonna pull a little prank next period. But we need another girl." I tell them hoping they have a close friend we can ask to help.
"Yeah we can get Nudge." Fang says right as Iggy hollers down the hall. "Nudge my favorite motor-mouth meeting at Fangelators locker." He screams out. Not long afterwards a short girl with mocha colored skin and unruly curly hair bounds down the hall towards us. Without warning she hugs me, "That's for helping Fang get rid of his stalker" she says afters she pulls back. "Ok so here's the plan…" I start as they all move closer so nobody else heres the plan….
