Sinful Rose: Yay~ another chapter of Fantasy & Reality!
Satori: Well, where are we?
Yukai: We'll see.
Rozalin: Rose Thorns!
Mao: FFUUUUU-
Disclaimer: I don't own fucking Disgaea
"Hello!"
Satori & Yukai woke up to the sound of a voice calling them; it belonged to a person, obviously female. Satori's light brown eyes looked up half-lidded, not much open, then her long lashes fluttered and then her eyes were fully open. Yukai immediately blinked as he got up from where he was unconscious.
Both of them saw an all-too-familiar girl. She had blonde –almost white- hair, green eyes, and tanned skin. She had on a blue outfit that was recognizable to anyone knowing the Disgaea fandom.
"Whoa!"
The girl blinked, where was she looking? She opened her mouth to speak, but was interrupted by some more words.
"Captain Obvious speaking, she is Sapphire Rhondonite from Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice." Satori stated proudly, grinning at her intelligence.
"No shit Sherlock." Yukai groaned
As soon as Sapphire could speak, another voice, male, came in.
"Princess! Princess!"
Some other dude came running in. He had dark hair and eyes, and was spazzing like crazy.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, Almaz. You should be asking them if they're okay."
Almaz turned around in the direction Sapphire was pointing. One was a boy, with tattered uniform clothes and a badass black jacket he really wished he had. He was Chinese looking, but he was paler (and probably taller) than an average Chinese person.
Then he saw the girl, with long (wavy) dark hair streaked with auburn. Her eyes were light brown (or hazel) and her skin was fairly tanned.
"Uhh, who are they?" He asked
"I don't know, the author of this fanfic won't tell us." Sapphire replied
"HEY! DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS! MY NAILS ARE DRYING!" the authoress boomed from who-knows-were.
"Well, let's introduce ourselves. My name is Yukai Hiku and this is my friend- not girlfriend- Satori Gekisho."
"Well I'm-"
"Almaz Von Almandine Adamant, yeah, we know." Satori finished
"Wait, how do you know?"
"Because we play the game, stupid." She smirked
"Okay, uh, should we take them to Lord Mao?"
"Well, I don't care. But I guess I don't mind seeing him." Satori shrugged.
"But he's a pervert!" Yukai objected
"I can always try to beat him up. Anything goes in fan fiction…most of the time."
Well, she was right. But it really depends on what the authoress decides to do.
"Who are these…humans?" Mao asked, eyeing Satori & Yukai
"I'm Satori…" she said
"My name is Yukai…" Yukai said
"And?"
"Uhhh…we're Disgaea fans."
"Muahahaha! So you humans are Disgaea fans?"
"No shit Sherlock." Yukai replied
"Is there anything else that you want to tell about yourselves?"
"Uhh...we like pie?"
"Satori, are you okay?" Yukai asked
"Yeah...just um...don't know what else to say. And, we can't fight..."
Mao facepalmed, if they can't fight, how in the hell are they going to survive?
Looks like we have to find out next chapter...
EDIT
Sinful Rose: Okay, the horrible thing was just a virus on twitter. But that's over. I'm starting a "Fun Time With the Disgaea Characters!", it's basically where you get to hang out with the Disgaea crew. Or anyone from the Nippon Ichi games, any game from them really. You can hang out with a certain character/s or all if you want to. You can come in OC form or...just come in some way. Possibilities are endless.
Valvatorez: Anything else?
Sinful Rose: Oh yeah! You can choose the scenario like breakfast, party, beach...etc. I'm making one for Metal Fight Beyblade too! So anyway, bye~
