Letters

III

July 8, 1977

Lily,

Do you like the pigs?

A compliment on my handwriting…I can honestly say it's usually on something about my amazing personality and body, but I'll take it!

Thanks for the comb. You're hilarious.

Your boyfriend,

James


July 9, 1977

James,

How cute. You really sent me miniature flying pigs. One hit me in the nose and it's still a little bloody, but they're really sweet.

I'm sure they're completely in love with your godlike qualities. But I prefer someone with a slightly smaller ego.

I know it's under your pillow, don't deny it!

Your friend,

Lily


July 11, 1977

Lily,

Really? I'm sorry, I told them to be nice. Hopefully these are better.

It is not! It's in my dresser!

Your boyfriend,

James


July 11, 1977

Lily,

It's under his pillow, and he snogged it last night, completely sober. I swear, it was bloody hilarious. Send him a bra, and I'll be indebted to you forever.

Yours,

Sirius


July 12, 1977,

Sirius,

I'm glad I could provide you such great entertainment and I'm sad I missed it, but I don't think I can send him a bra. He might die.

Lily


July 12, 1977

James,

Roses are really original, I've only ever gotten lilies, but roses are my favorite actually. Thanks.

I know you're lying James. I knooooooow. I also know about the picture of me that you hang over your bed.

Your friend,

Lily


July 14, 1977

Lily,

I'm just smooth like that. You can swoon now.

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?

Your boyfriend,

James


July 15, 1977

James,

Err, no thanks.

Godric, I didn't think that you actually had one! I was just kidding. But that's actually pretty creepy. Really creepy.

Your friend,

Lily


AN: Well, that was fun. I really like writing these. Thanks to: Mayfairy, Brahain, fabugal1 (I didn't know what Drapple was, so I looked it up…funniest. Thing. Ever.), Avada Kedavra Off, DayDreaming0f y0u, and .!

QotC: Because I'm watching the game, Patriots or Giants? Or, if you're not really into that (like me…) favorite commercial?

Also, for anyone who didn't understand the whole pigs thing, Lily said that James would win her over when pigs fly in the last chapter.

Thanks for reading!