Letters
V
July 20, 1977
James,
Yeah, we had a bit of a falling out when I was accepted into Hogwarts. More like a huge falling out. She was a little jealous of the attention and wanted to go…she even wrote to Dumbledore. She's been bitter ever since, and I've long since given up on her. I tried to get things back to the way they used to be, but gave up after a year or two. Sorry about the rant, you just asked and I took advantage of it even though you probably were just trying to be polite…I'll stop rambling now.
Well, only partially for the schoolwork. It's been ages since I've seen anyone too.
You're probably looking forward to causing mayhem to small innocent first years and freezing McGonagall's knickers?
Oh, and that bra is from two years ago. I wasn't going to give you one of the ones that fit.
Your friend,
Lily
July 22, 1977
Lily,
I can't believe that anyone wouldn't like you…honestly. If she doesn't she's just not worth your time. And I don't mind at all, I asked and I wanted to know.
Mostly me, right? Don't answer that.
No Evans, we're past that stage. Freezing her knickers was fourth year. We have matured to better things, like freezing yours.
Oh, don't worry, I could tell.
Your boyfriend,
James
July 22, 1977
James,
That is surprisingly sensitive of you, thanks.
Actually yes, kind of. It's boring without you wreaking havoc all over the school. My neighborhood is full of middle aged gossipy women and their husbands with mediocre office jobs.
You know, that explains A LOT. Thanks Potter.
Your friend,
Lily
July 23, 1977
Lily,
I can have my moments when I want to, Evans. It's how I get all the ladies. They swoon at how charming I am and it only gets better from there…
Well, I should be touched. You're saying two nice things about me in one letter. Either you've finally fallen captive to my irresistible charm, or you're on your period and are extremely emotional and have recently eaten chocolate to get rid of the need to scream at everybody. I'm guessing the first one…? Don't correct me if I'm wrong.
Your boyfriend,
James
July 23, 1977
James,
Yes, I'll admit that you do decide to care about somebody beside yourself one day of the year. Good job.
DO NOT talk to a girl about her period. Especially when she's on it and ran out of tampons and the TV broke in the middle of Love Story. Just don't.
And yes. You're wrong.
Your friend,
Lily
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