Outlet Mall Fantasy

WARNING: Before you read this story, take in mind that it is rated M for, "Majorly immature/ inappropriate" This is a story that reaches earth from the dark recesses of my mind that only wish to induce laughter to your lungs. Also realize that this is probably going to be the only formal statement that you will read in this story from here on out. Keep in mind before you venture out into the dark abyss of this fanfiction these things; the story includes large amounts of anger, swearing, racist comments and slurs, smelly socks, offencive commentary, mild fan-service, major fan-service, a VERY pissy manager, references from popular movies and shows, characters who don't normally belong in the same room and content from the following shows/books/other content- Death Note, Harry Potter, Black Butler, Final Fantasy (or Kingdom hearts, whichever way you choose to label it as) Nabari No Ou, Code Geass, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia, Durarara!, D. Gray Man, Soul Eater and possibly more to come. If you have no clue what most of those shows are, I kindly advise you to either watch all of them before reading or get the hell out of here while you still can. Below here is the character list so you don't get confused with the strange plotline. Happy reading and good luck… you're gonna need it. X3

Store owners:

Gormagon (it's kinda like hot topic, just more gothic)- Mello (Death Note)

Office Max- Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Sweets Shop- L (Death Note)

Pet Shop- Sebastian and Ciel (Black Butler)

Candle/Jam shop- Beyond Birthday (Death Note)

Barns and Noble- Leon and Cloud (Final Fantasy)

Weapons Shop- Zack and Cloud (Final Fantasy)

Japanese Restaurant- Yoite and Miharu (Nabari No Ou)

Little Red (it's a clothing store, but everything is a shade of red)- Greil (Black Butler)

Furniture Store- Suzaku and Lelouch (Code Geass)

Sports Depot- Falkner (Pokémon)

Banana Republic/Old Navy- Light (Death Note)

Video Cave (it's like a game stop with and additional arcade)- Matt (Death Note)

Holliday Nick-Knacks- Morty (Pokémon)

Miscellaneous Store- Tamaki, Kyoya, Mori and Honey (Ouran High School Host Club)

Cosplay Shop- Hikaru and Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club)

Toy Store/Undertaker- Undertaker (like it isn't a given)(Black Butler)

Road Sign Store- Shizuo (Durarara!)

Information Broker- Izaya (Durarara!)

Banana Bubble Gum Kiosk- Masaomi (Durarara!)

Fast Food Plaza- Dewie (he was that fat guy in that train movie Unstoppable)

Storage Warehouse- Hetalia people

Custodians- Bard, Finny, Meirin (Black Butler)

Manager- Dagas (that's just me. I'm from no particular show or book and this is about one of the only, say, three to five original characters in this book that you will see)

List of people who cause trouble:

The Hobo- Sunni Shinez (another original character based off of a friend)

The Hobo's cat that you only see in one chapter- Batty

The Loiterer- Rolo (Code Geass)

Guy who never leaves the toy store- Near (Death Note)

Dudes with name tags- Pants and Shorts (two other original characters)

The Hobo's Squirrel- Hitlar the Squirrel (don't even TRY to tell me I spelled Hitlar wrong. I meant what I said!)

There are a few more trouble makers that I could list, but I would rather you read on to find out who decides to give the mall shtick. (lol! That's a funny word!)

Now that we're through with that, on to the show! (BTW, don't be pissed at me when I start to favor shows/ characters. I don't wanna do anything about it, so don't yell at me to fix it!)