Well, what do I do now? I don't think even Americans act to kindly to people stark naked in the middle of a park. Luckily, the day was cold, and I had enough time to climb into a thick leaved tree before anyone really noticed me.
I almost let out a groan when I took notice what colour my hair was, a flaming ginger. It might make the Doctor happy, but it was a bother for hiding. Plus the ginger jokes were mostly proven to be true by Amy.
I was cold and felt almost like being naked was the equal to everyone seeing my circuity. No one sees my circuity but the Doctor. This was quite a horrible day so far. But, of course, I had a plan. A young man strolling around with a yippy dog walked underneath me.
"Hello, sir can you help me?" I called out. He looked around then finally up and saw my face. The rest of my body was covered by the green.
"How did you get up there?" He said in a daze. His speech made him sound very unintelligent. Wonderful.
"Well, you see, I was helping a girl get her poor cat out of a tree. After I climbed all the way," Which was a lie, the tree wasn't very high up, "I threw her cat down for her and she simply just ran off!"
"That's terrible!" The man interrupted.
"I know! It's seems like the manners of people these days have just gone down considerably. But anyways, when she had left I began to understand why her cat got stuck up her. I just couldn't get down. I would have called the fire department, but the battery on my portie had died."
"Your portie?" He interrupted again. My eyebrow slightly crunched in annoyance.
"My portable cellular device." I sighed.
"Ohhhhhh."
"Could you help me out so much, and throw the trench coat up here? I can use it like a rope and pull myself down." I finally was able to finish my story.
"Of course! But are you sure you don't want me to call the firemen or something? Park patrol?"
"No!" I answered ay to quickly and loudly. "I mean, I don't want to be more a a hassle."
"Well, then here!' He threw up his coat with a smile. "I mean, I can't let a pretty girl like you-" But by then I had already pulled on the coat and tied it, jumped down from the tree, and started to run. "Hey! Come back here!" I heard him yell, but I was already far ahead.
