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"Hey you've seen Christa and Sarah?" Joslin asked as she walked in Chelsea and Stephen's locker room and Chelsea was on Stephen's lap and they looked like they made out.
"No why?" Chelsea asked.
"I can't find them anywhere and I see that Chelsea wanted Smooch Smooch." Joslin smirked.
"Joslin shut up." Both Stephen and Chelsea said.
"That's what I saw." Joslin smirked.
"Well Joslin's pervertedness aside I think they had to go back down to the Impact Zone." Chelsea said. "They are taping an episode today according to Carrie and Serena."
"Well let's go to the Impact Zone and see them!" Joslin smiled.
"Out of the question." Stephen said. "If you guys go to a rival company taping you'll both be in serious trouble."
"Relax. Carrie and Serena were going to visit Katie and James anyway." Chelsea said.
"We'll go with them."
"Another problem Carrie is Katie's half sister and Serena is James's cousin so they're good. You two however will be in serious trouble." Stephen said.
"Stephen we'll be ok and besides since when do you worry about Joslin?" Chelsea asked and Stephen thought for a minute.
"On second thought good luck on not getting caught Joslin." Stephen smirked. "Chelsea, you're still not going."
"Who the hell are you, Bryan Danielson?" Chelsea asked.
"Chelsea, don't go there." Stephen said.
"I'm going there Stephen. I'm not Brooke Warner, you can't control me I'm going and you can't stop me." Chelsea said crossing her arms.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh." Joslin said.
"Joslin, get out of here." Stephen said pointing at the door.
"Fine, didn't want to be in here anyway." Joslin pouted softly as she left.
"Look Chelsea, I'm just worried about you that's all." Stephen said. "I mean what if those fellas down at Impact Wrestling go after you?"
"Stephen don't you remember who I am?" Chelsea asked. "I can handle myself and besides I got Carrie, Joslin and Serena watching my back."
"Don't get caught that's all I'm saying." Stephen said.
"Thank you baby." Chelsea smiled as she hugged him.
"You're lucky that I love you." Stephen smiled as he hugged Chelsea back then they heard Joslin talk. "Her talking isn't good." He said getting up and opening the door.
"Trust me, Christa. You think Frankie's wiener is bad try making jokes about one that's really pale." Joslin said talking to Christa over the phone. "Yep she's dating him."
"Joslin leave my wiener out of this." Stephen growled as he shut the door "Joslin was talking about my wiener."
"I'll beat her up later." Chelsea said as she kissed Stephen. "See ya." She smiled as she walked out.
"Talk later. Chelsea just got done sucking his wiener." Joslin said as she hung up and Chelsea tried putting her in the Crippler Crossface.
"Joslin, when we get down to the Impact zone you're not allowed to hang with Christa." Chelsea growled.
"We were joking Chelsea we were joking! Uncle! Uncle!" Joslin yelled as Chelsea let her go.
"Leave my sex life with Stephen out of this and let's go find Carrie and Serena." Chelsea said as her and Joslin walked to find Carrie and Serena.
At Impact Wrestling, Christa was looking for Sarah.
"Hey Sarah! I just got done talking with Joslin!" She shouted as she was heading into their locker room. When she opened the door, she sighed at the sight. Sarah and Frankie were making out passionately on the couch. "God! You two are disgusting!" She yelled out loud.
That caused Sarah and Frankie to stop and look up at her.
"Thanks for ruining the moment, Christa!" Sarah said sarcastically.
"And I'm glad I stopped you." Christa smiled. "I did not want to come in and see you two naked."
Frankie laughed, "We don't get naked that often."
"You did two weeks ago!" Christa reminded them. "Remember after the pool?"
Sarah gasped, "How did you know?"
"I could hear you guys. Tommy (Crimson) and I were in the room next to you."
Both Sarah and Frankie gave her a "You've gotta be kidding me." look. Then Frankie stood up and straightened his shirt.
"I'll see you later." He said to Sarah before giving her a kiss on the cheek.
As Frankie was leaving, Christa sat next to Sarah on the couch.
"Why did you interrupt us?" Sarah asked.
"I wanted to tell you I got a call from Joslin." Christa explained. "Would it be so cool if they come over?"
Sarah shrugged, "Yeah, it would. But they're probably busy."
A knock suddenly came on the locker room door. Standing in front of it was TNA Vice President Katie Borden, Sting's sister. The girls haven't seen Katie in a while since they debuted.
"Hi Katie!" Both girls ran up to her and hugged her.
"Hi Sarah. Hi Christa." She greeted back.
"How's the baby doing?" Sarah asked.
Katie rubbed her stomach, "It's doing fine."
Christa stood close to her, "Katie, are you going to bash Hulk again tonight?"
Katie smiled, "Maybe. Want to turn heel with me?"
Christa turned away. "Oh no! No matter who I hate, I won't turn heel. I just can't. Even though I hate Hogan."
"Understandable." Katie patted her on the shoulder. "And I need to remind you, you both are facing Mickie and Velvet in a tag team match tonight."
"Sweetness! Thanks, Katie!" Sarah thanked before Katie walked out.
"So, what are going to do until the show starts in ten minutes?" Christa asked.
"I dunno, think of something." Sarah suggested. "And no perverted comments!"
Christa groaned and pouted. This was going to be a long ten minutes.
"Man this place is small." Joslin said as her, Chelsea, Carrie and Serena walked in the Impact Zone.
"What do you expect? TNA works cheap." Carrie said.
"Carrie did you and Redemption clear my appearance for tonight and Lockdown?" Serena asked.
"You bet we did." Carrie smiled. "You'll be Serena Storm here ok?"
"Got it." Serena smiled as she went to find James.
"Let me guess we're not cleared?" Joslin asked.
"What reason would you guys have to be cleared to show up on Camera?" Carrie asked as they walked in the Impact Zone. "Serena is cleared because she's cousins with James Storm and I can clear myself because I'm sisters with Katie Borden and Kasey Wilson."
"So basically because we have no family in TNA that we can't be cleared to be on the show?" Joslin asked.
"Exactly." Carrie said. "Look can you behave Joslin? I'm going to look for Katie and or Kasey."
"Have fun." Chelsea smiled as Carrie walked away. "You heard her Jos."
"Nobody is any fun." Joslin said as they saw a woman with brown hair wearing a camouflage wedding dress and a bunch of tattoos on her arm.
"A camouflage wedding dress?" Chelsea asked in shock.
"This place is full of freaks." Joslin said.
"Dido."
"Let's find Sarah and Christa." Joslin said as they started looking around.
"Okay, this is the most awkward wedding I've ever seen." Christa commented while she and Sarah watched Eric Young's and ODB's wedding.
"You've never been to any weddings." Sarah said. "How do you know that this one is the most awkward?"
"I went to Curtis's and Lena's wedding. And that was far from awkward!" Christa was talking about her brother, who was also a wrestler and his wife.
"I'm glad it wasn't awkward. Otherwise they wouldn't still be married right now." Sarah said as she stood up. "Let's get our ring gear on. Our match is on soon.
The girls put on their wrestling attire; Sarah's was a dark purple top, black wrestling pants, and black boots. Christa had a black top with matching pants and boots.
As they were finishing up, Carrie came into the room.
"Carrie? What are you doing here?" Sarah asked.
"Have you two seen Katie or Kasey?" She asked.
"Katie talked to us before the show started. We haven't seen Kasey though." Sarah answered.
"You girls wrestling tonight?" Carrie asked.
"Yep. Tag team match, non-title against Mickie and Velvet." Christa responded.
"I wish you luck." Carrie smiled. "I better get going."
"See ya, Carrie!" The girls called out.
Sarah gave Christa a fist bump, "Let's do this."
"Totally." Christa smiled.
They grabbed their belts and headed to the ring.
"Joslin?" Chelsea asked softly as they got done watching the wedding.
"Yeah?" Joslin asked softly too.
"I'm never getting married." Chelsea said.
"Same." Joslin said.
"What are you two doing here?" A girl with blonde hair that looked like Carrie asked as she walked up to them. "It's dangerous to be visiting friends while Impact is taping."
"Relax, blonde Carrie. We're staying hidden very well." Joslin said.
"Joslin, I think that's Kasey Wilson." Chelsea said. "Carrie's twin sister."
"So blonde Carrie has a name?" Joslin asked.
"Yes I have a name." Kasey said crossing her arms. "Who are you guys looking for?"
"Sarah and Christa." Chelsea said.
"Well, they're in a match right now. Let's go to Katie's office. Harvey's camera isn't allowed in there." Kasey said as the three of them walked to Katie's office.
"Harvey's camera?" Joslin asked.
"Jason Harvey carries around his camera with him trying to get interviews." Kasey said.
"He records everything."
"Let me guess when that guy who everybody hates joined TNA to ruin it in 2010 he came with the package?" Joslin asked.
"Oh yeah." Kasey said.
"Does that package deal include that Hogan's wiener get screen time every week too?" Joslin asked and Chelsea smacked her upside the head. "Ok, what about his shriveled up balls?" She asked and Chelsea hit her again.
"You're about as bad as Christa." Kasey said as they walked in Katie's office and saw her and Carrie in there "Hey guys, I found these two watching a monitor."
"Hey guys, find Sarah and Christa yet?" Carrie asked.
"Nope." Chelsea said.
"They're in a match right now so you're going to have to wait." Katie said.
"Awwww." Joslin whined.
"They're winning though." Carrie smiled.
"Sweet." Chelsea smiled as they watched the match and Christa Irish whipped Velvet into the corner and tagged in Sarah and she got on all fours and Sarah ran and jumped off Christa's back and performed a leg Lariat.
"Was that Poetry in Motion?" Joslin asked.
"Yeah Jeff and Amy taught them that." Katie smiled as Sarah and Christa performed a double bulldog on Velvet then Sarah pinned her and won.
"They got jealous of our chemistry in the ring from earlier." Joslin smiled putting her arm around Chelsea.
"No comment." Chelsea said.
In the ring, Sarah and Christa were getting their hands raised.
"Here are your winners, Christa and Sarah Veerthorne!" Christy announced.
After they retrieved their belts, they headed to the back. As they were walking, Christa got an idea.
"Sarah, I'll be right back. I need to find Tommy." She said before running off.
Sarah shrugged and went to grab a bottle of water in the other hallway. As she was heading down, she heard a group of voices in Katie's office, which was on the other end of the hall. She headed towards there and knocked on the door.
"Come in!" Katie gave permission.
"Hi girls." Sarah greeted.
"Hi Sarah!" Kasey greeted back.
"I was just wandering what all this talking was ab-" She stopped when she saw Chelsea sitting there. "Chelsea! Hey!"
"Hi Sarah." She greeted. Then she asked, "Where's Christa?"
Sarah answered, "She went to go see Tommy, also called Crimson."
"Go figure." Katie and Kasey rolled their eyes.
Sarah looked and realized Joslin wasn't in there. "Where's Joslin?"
"She was here a few seconds ago." Chelsea replied. "She got a call from someone and she had to leave for a bit."
"Okay." Sarah nodded.
Then suddenly, both her and Chelsea's eyes widened.
"Wait a minute." Sarah thought. "Joslin got a call from someone?"
Chelsea nodded, "Yeah, and she just zipped out of here."
They both thought for a minute and looked at each other. "Joslin and Christa must be together!" They said at the same time.
At that moment, Sarah and Chelsea ran out of the room. They knew exactly what was happening.
"I bet they're making perverted prank calls to our boyfriends!" Sarah thought out loud.
"If they are, I'll probably get a call from Stephen any minute!" Chelsea shouted.
"Stephen?" Sarah asked.
"Also known as Sheamus. He's my boyfriend." Chelsea explained.
"Oh. Well, we better find my boyfriend before he gets a call."
Then just as they were running, Frankie power walked in front of them. He was holding his phone and had an annoyed expression on his face.
"Too late." Sarah mumbled. The girls walked up to him. "Frankie, what's wrong?"
Frankie sighed, "I just got a call from someone who asked me what my penis size was!"
"Was the person that was calling a girl?" Sarah asked.
"Yes, it was a girl." Frankie answered. "And she sounded like a real pervert."
"Frankie, I think that was Christa who called you along with Joslin." Sarah explained.
Frankie groaned, "Of course! Wait, who's Joslin?"
"A new friend, along with Chelsea here." Sarah smiled.
"So you're Sarah's boyfriend?" Chelsea shook Frankie's hand.
"That I am." He wrapped his arm around Sarah. "And I'm proud of it."
"Oh you!" Sarah giggled as they nuzzled each other.
As they did that, Chelsea's cell phone rang. She looked at the number and it was Stephen's.
"Hello?"
"Is Joslin with you?" He asked, sounding annoyed.
"Not right now." She answered.
"Well when you find her, strangle her for me, okay? I got a call that was making jokes to me about me being a ginger and something else that was perverted. I knew it was her!" Stephen growled
"Don't worry. I will." Chelsea smiled.
"Thank you, love." Stephen thanked. "I love you."
"You too, amour." Chelsea said before hanging up. She turned back to Sarah and Frankie, who were still nuzzling their noses together. "Well, it's official. Christa and Joslin are doing prank calls."
"Let's go find them." Sarah suggested. Before they went off, she hugged Frankie. "I'll see you later."
"We shall." Frankie smiled. He pulled Sarah close and gave her a long kiss. Chelsea watched as the couple kissed.
When they were done, Sarah and Chelsea headed down the hall to look for the other two girls.
"Is his wiener ginger too? You're a genius, Christa! You're a genius!" Joslin smiled as her and Christa were in the Knockouts locker room and they both were laughing.
"Thank you." Christa smiled taking a couple of bows.
"Anytime."
"Be glad you don't work here though Sarah and Frankie are THAT bad." Christa said shuddering.
"How so? I only walk in on Chelsea and Stephen making out and their clothes aren't even messed up." Joslin said.
"I saw Sarah suck Frankie's wiener a couple of times." Christa said.
"YIKES!" Joslin yelled.
"I know and it wasn't that big!" Christa yelled making a perverted joke.
"Speaking of small wieners I got Bryan's number and I bet he has a small wiener." Joslin smirked.
"Call him! Also ask if he calls his wiener YES since he calls everything else that."
"On it." Joslin smirked as she called Bryan and he picked up.
"Joslin what the hell do you want?" Bryan asked rudely as he picked up.
"I just want to know a couple of questions." Joslin said as she put her phone on speaker.
"Make it quick."
"First off how big is your wiener?" Joslin asked as Christa quickly ran outside to laugh.
"I'm hanging up." Bryan said still sounding annoyed.
"No no I have one more question and it's not stupid I promise." Joslin said quickly.
"Hurry up and ask it." Bryan said as Christa walked back in.
"Did you name your wiener YES?" Joslin asked as Bryan hung up and they were both laughing.
"He hung up so that means he does." Christa laughed her butt off as Joslin got another call this time it was from PJ (Justin Gabriel).
"Hold on." Joslin smiled as she picked up. "Hello?"
"Hey Joslin." PJ said.
"PJ what's up?" Joslin asked as she smiled.
"Who's PJ?" Christa mouthed.
"Justin Gabriel." Joslin mouthed back and Christa nodded her head. "Yeah I'm visiting friends right now."
"I was wondering after you get done if you want to hang out?" PJ asked.
"Sure." Joslin smiled. "I'll talk later I'm hanging out with one of my new friends."
"Alright. Love you bye." PJ smiled as he hung up.
Unknown to Christa and Joslin, Sarah and Chelsea were listening outside the locker room door. They heard every word.
"Okay, that is not true!" Sarah growled.
"The stuff about you and Frankie?" Chelsea asked.
"Yeah." Sarah answered. "Two things that make what Christa said false. One, me and Frankie don't do it that often and when we do, we do it in private. We haven't been doing it that long anyway. And two, Christa has only caught me sucking on him once and that was in a dark hotel room when she, Tommy, Frankie, and I had to share a room."
"They're perverted. What do you expect? I'm the same way with Stephen."
"I know." A smile grew on Sarah's face. "I'll call Curtis."
"Who?"
"Curtis is Christa's older brother. It drives him nuts when she makes perverted comments and gets pretty mad when she makes one of him."
Chelsea smiled back, "Call him!"
Sarah dialed Curtis's number on her phone. After three rings, he picked up.
"Hello?"
"Curt, it's Sarah." Sarah answered. "Come take care of Christa and her new friend for us."
"What now?" Curtis sighed.
"They're making perverted prank calls… again." Sarah whispered.
"Where are they?" He sounded annoyed.
"In the Knockouts locker room."
"I'll be right there." Curtis said before he hung up.
Sarah clapped her hands, "He's on his way."
"What will he do?" Chelsea asked.
Sarah answered, "He always gives her a little talk and calls her by her full name."
"He sounds more like a father than a brother."
"She's his little sister, so yeah."
Coming down the hall, Curtis showed up. He stopped in front of Sarah and Chelsea.
"They in here?" He pointed to the door.
"Yep." Sarah nodded. "Be careful though."
"I will." Curtis opened the door and shouted, "Christina Adrienne Sullivan!" He then shut the door behind him.
"Oh shit!" Christa yelled.
"Who is he?" Joslin asked.
"My brother. He hates it when I'm perverted." Christa whispered.
"I got an idea." Joslin whispered. "Get him distracted then we'll make a run for it."
"Got it."
"Curtis! Someone is in the vent!" Joslin yelled.
"What?" He asked looking up and Joslin and Christa made a run for the door but when they opened it Sarah and Chelsea were glaring at them.
"Chelsea told me Joslin would try to find a way out of this." Sarah growled.
"Go back and take your lecture like women!" Chelsea yelled as they went back to the couch and Chelsea slammed the door.
"They're good." Joslin pouted as they sat down.
"Dido." Christa said as they sat down.
"Christa, you know I hate it when you're perverted!" Curtis yelled. "Every time you are people always complain!"
"We didn't do anything this time we swear!" Christa pleaded.
"Then why did you make perverted prank calls to Sarah and Chelsea's boyfriends then?" Curtis asked crossing his arms.
"We were bored." Joslin said.
"Really? You were Bored?" Curtis asked.
"Pretty much."
"Wow, you Harts don't know when shut up do ya?" Christa asked as she whispered.
"I'm a Hart for a reason." Joslin whispered.
"All I'm saying is don't do it again OR ELSE!" Curtis yelled as he walked out of the locker room angrily.
"Man I hate it when I get told on." Christa said. "Sarah just doesn't want to admit that she sucks Frankie's wiener five times a day."
"Wish I knew how many times Chelsea and Stephen smooched smooched." Joslin said and Christa looked at her weird. "I watch way too much South Park."
"Oh ok."
"We heard that!" Sarah and Chelsea shouted outside the door.
"That's it! I'm dragging Christa out of that room and I'm going to have a friendly chat with her!" Sarah growled.
"I'll do the same with Joslin." Chelsea agreed. "But I'll stay in the room with her."
"Good idea." Sarah agreed. The girls then slammed the door open, scaring Christa and Joslin. Sarah grabbed a hold of Christa's ear and pulled her out. "You're coming with me! We're going to have a little chat."
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Christa complained as Sarah pulled her out.
"And you and me are going to have one as well!" Chelsea shouted at Joslin.
Sarah pulled Christa out of the room and shut the door. She crossed her arms and looked at Christa.
"What?" Christa asked.
"Please… stop!" Sarah let out.
"Stop what?"
"Stop telling people that I suck Frankie's thing five times a day, which I DON'T do!" Sarah yelled.
Christa chuckled, "Sarah, I'm only joking. I know you two don't do it that often."
"I know it's a joke, but it's getting annoying! Don't make me slap you!"
"Sarah, you'd never slap me." Christa laughed.
Sarah glared at her, "Christa, I'm serious! Stop it!"
"Okay! Okay! I'll stop!" Christa held her hands in front of her face.
"If I hear one more wiener joke from you today, you're dead." Sarah said calmly, and then put her hand on Christa's shoulder. "Now let's see how Chelsea and Joslin are doing in there."
"Joslin you're lucky we're best friends or you would be dead right now!" Chelsea yelled. "What if I called PJ and made perverted phone calls to him?"
"I would be really pissed off at you and feel hurt." Joslin said softly looking down.
"Then why do it to me then?" Chelsea asked crossing her arms. "And DON'T say you were bored."
"Because I'm a pervert." Joslin mumbled.
"Stop being one unless it involves Eve and Laurinaitis." Chelsea growled.
"Ok." Joslin mumbled.
"Chelsea is so much easier on Joslin!" Christa whined as her and Sarah walked back in.
"Eve has been doing "Favors" to Laurinaitis lately that's why." Chelsea said.
"She is a Hoeski." Christa said.
"Yeah she is." Sarah said.
"Anyway you guys want to do anything since the show is over?" Christa asked.
"It's not over yet Amy has a match against Chloe for Xplosion remember?" Sarah asked.
"Xplosion? You me TNA's international Broadcast Similar to Superstars?" Chelsea asked.
"That's the one." Sarah smiled.
"Anyway who's Amy?" Joslin asked.
"Amy Hardy, she's Matt and Jeff's younger sister and Addie's older sister." Christa smiled.
"Oh ok." Chelsea said nodding.
"Wait why did Amy debut before Addie since Addie is the youngest?" Joslin asked.
"Who knows?" Christa asked as they watched Xplosion.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first accompanied to the ring by Madison Rayne from Seattle, Washington Chloe Rayne!" Xplosion announcer Nichelle Figueroa announced unexcitedly as Tik Tok by Ke$ha played and Chloe and Madison walked out to the ring and when they got in it Chloe and Madison did their Queen and Princess stuff then Your God by Stone Sour played and Amy and Addie walked out.
"And her opponent accompanied to the ring by Addie Hardy from Cameron, North Carolina, Amy Hardy!" Nichelle announced happily as Amy and Addie walked out to the ring and when they got in it they posed then Addie and Madison walked out of the ring as the match started.
The actual match didn't take too long. The bell rang and Amy dodged a few clotheslines from Chloe before finally hitting her with a Dropkick. Chloe gets back up, but Amy takes her back down with another Dropkick. Amy then Irish Whips Chloe to the corner and Body Splashes her.
When the Splashes were done, Amy delivered a Bulldog on her. With Chloe down, Amy climbed up the turnbuckle and signaled for the Swanton Bomb.
Madison however grabbed her leg and pulled her down. But Madison was tackled to the ground by Addie. Chloe grabbed Amy by the hair and punched her in the face a few times. But then Amy attacked back and then from out of nowhere hit the Twist of Fate!
She pins; 1, 2, 3!
The bell rings, signaling the end of the match.
"Here is your winner, Amy Hardy!" Nichelle announced happily.
Addie ran into the ring, raised her sister's hand, and hugged her before heading to the back.
Backstage, the four girls were watching on the monitor.
"Wow. She's good." Chelsea commented.
"She's a Hardy, what do you expect?" Sarah said.
"See you later, sis!" Amy was heard coming into the hall. She spotted the girls in the hallway. "Sarah! Christa!"
"Good match, Amy!" Christa commented.
"Thanks." Amy looked at Chelsea and Joslin. "Are these new friends?"
"Yes." Sarah answered. "Amy, this is Chelsea Benoit and Joslin Neidhart."
Amy shook their hands, "Pleased to meet you."
"You too." Both Chelsea and Joslin agreed. Then Chelsea asked, "The four of us are going to hang out for a bit. Want to join us?"
"Sure!" Amy answered happily. "Just let me get my ring gear off and I need to tell Jeff and Garrett where I'm going." She sped off into her locker room.
"Let me guess, Garrett is her boyfriend?" Joslin asked.
"Yes, Garrett Bischoff." Sarah responded.
"She's dating Garrett Bischoff?" Chelsea asked. "Wonder what his dad has to say about that."
"He doesn't know they're together." Christa explained. "They're keeping it secret."
"I bet it's tough to keep a relationship secret." Chelsea said.
A few minutes later, Amy returned, but after giving Garrett a goodbye kiss.
"Okay! I'm ready to go!" She jumped in front of them.
"Let's go!" Christa and Joslin shouted.
Me: That's all folks :D Joslin and Christa making perverted Jokes towards their best friends boyfriends (Which Sheamus wants to put Joslin in the freezer for alot) And the girls getting along great :D Read and Review Everyone :D :D
