As Elise was continuing her infiltrating of the military base, a song began in the background. And it went a little something like this:
Breakin' into a military base
That serious expression stuck on your face
Beating up the guards
Stealing their key cards
You're breakin'...
Breakin' and enterin'
Check the time on your watch
Kick a guard in the crotch
Destroy the security cam
Down the hall you ran
You're breakin'...
Breakin' and enterin'
Lasers in the hall
Hit the switch on the wall
Beat up the guard
And steal his energy bar
(Oh yeah, you'll need the energy! Because...)
You're breakin...
Breakin' and enterin'!
"Hello, beautiful!" Elise said as she opened a top secret holding room that had an eerie green glow
"That's the last one" Dan said happily, getting in the truck.
"Ah, good, I'm getting sleepy" Chris yawned. As they drove out of the balloon holding area, Dan took out his lighter. Once he had a flame, he said dramatically "New Mexico, consider yourself fired." And threw it at the window. However, the window was up so it landed inside the truck. Dan smiled as he waited for the balloons to burst into flames. They didn't, though, because the fire was inside the truck. Dan and Chris jumped out and the truck, and the truck ran into the balloons. They all caught on fire.
"Dan! Are you okay?" Chris asked.
"No!" Dan yelled "I just realized I threw away my good lighter!"
"You almost got us killed and you're worried about a lighter!"
"It was nice. I liked it..."
"Noo-lab, noo-lab, noo-lab" The cultists chanted, before being interrupted by an explosion.
"What was that?" One asked
"I think we better go check it out" Another added.
"But what about the sacrifice?" The first one asked.
"It can wait ten minutes" the other assured. As they ran out, they noticed all their balloons blow up. Mixtures of anger, sadness, and fear was yelled aloud by all. Tears were shed.
"Cry, you balloon goons, cry!" Dan taunted
"Dan! Be quiet, they can hear you!" Chris yelled in a whisper.
"You be quiet!"
"They must've done this!" a cultist yelled out.
"Oooh! They blew up our 'loons, blew up our 'loons
They blew our hot air balloons
What a fiendish thing to do
To blow up our hot air balloons!
Oooh! These fiendish fiends
So fiendishly
Destroyed our hot air balloons
What a fiendish thing to do
To blow up our hot air balloons!
Oooh! We're a cult, a 'loon-obsessed cult
You blew up our 'loons, now we're more depressed- AAAHHHHHH"
The cultists sang before being scared by a strange flying object none of them could identify, a UFO if you will. During the song, one of them had thrown a rock at Chris and knocked him out.
"A flying saucer? That's all I need. Great." Dan exclaimed as a green light shone upon him. As he levitated, he told whatever may be inside "If you're gonna probe anyone, probe Chris!"
"Keep your filthy tentacles off my -" Dan covered his crotch as the ship flew away. The pilot turned around to reveal it was...
"Ohai Elise" Dan said.
"What happened to Chris?" Elise inquired.
"...cultists." Dan smiled. "...what? He's fine! Ready to go?" Dan said while getting into the passenger seat.
"Almost" Elise stated while pushing the death ray control button. As Dan and Elise began wreaking havoc among the citizens of New Mexico, Dan began to sing.
"Oh, oh oh, New Mexico
It messed with me
Oh oh oh, New Mexico
So I messed with thee
I've gotten my revenge on this terror of a state
Now that I'm done I will just sit and hate
For not only does the devil love here
their meth is blue and crystal clear!"
"Though I still hate New Mexico" Elise began to sing
"Much more than you could ever know
It's good I've gotten it out
No more will I sit and pout"
At that moment, Chris began to wake up. He heard the music and realized there was a big finale going on. He jumped at the oppurtunity to sing again, and jumped up.
"Yo yo yo, New Mexico
Just a state, we hate it though
Now that my buds are done
We'll go and we'll have some fun" Chris rapped.
"For we all hate New Mex-i-co-o-o-o-o" all three sang
"Blaming asking rapping shushing eating codes explaining karma reading telling reminiscing arizona eating again roadrunners hydrogen breaking and entering cu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ults!" Dan yelled
"So much more than you could ever kno-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!"
THE END
