As Elise was continuing her infiltrating of the military base, a song began in the background. And it went a little something like this:

Breakin' into a military base

That serious expression stuck on your face

Beating up the guards

Stealing their key cards

You're breakin'...

Breakin' and enterin'

Check the time on your watch

Kick a guard in the crotch

Destroy the security cam

Down the hall you ran

You're breakin'...

Breakin' and enterin'

Lasers in the hall

Hit the switch on the wall

Beat up the guard

And steal his energy bar

(Oh yeah, you'll need the energy! Because...)

You're breakin...

Breakin' and enterin'!

"Hello, beautiful!" Elise said as she opened a top secret holding room that had an eerie green glow

"That's the last one" Dan said happily, getting in the truck.

"Ah, good, I'm getting sleepy" Chris yawned. As they drove out of the balloon holding area, Dan took out his lighter. Once he had a flame, he said dramatically "New Mexico, consider yourself fired." And threw it at the window. However, the window was up so it landed inside the truck. Dan smiled as he waited for the balloons to burst into flames. They didn't, though, because the fire was inside the truck. Dan and Chris jumped out and the truck, and the truck ran into the balloons. They all caught on fire.

"Dan! Are you okay?" Chris asked.

"No!" Dan yelled "I just realized I threw away my good lighter!"

"You almost got us killed and you're worried about a lighter!"

"It was nice. I liked it..."

"Noo-lab, noo-lab, noo-lab" The cultists chanted, before being interrupted by an explosion.

"What was that?" One asked

"I think we better go check it out" Another added.

"But what about the sacrifice?" The first one asked.

"It can wait ten minutes" the other assured. As they ran out, they noticed all their balloons blow up. Mixtures of anger, sadness, and fear was yelled aloud by all. Tears were shed.

"Cry, you balloon goons, cry!" Dan taunted

"Dan! Be quiet, they can hear you!" Chris yelled in a whisper.

"You be quiet!"

"They must've done this!" a cultist yelled out.

"Oooh! They blew up our 'loons, blew up our 'loons

They blew our hot air balloons

What a fiendish thing to do

To blow up our hot air balloons!

Oooh! These fiendish fiends

So fiendishly

Destroyed our hot air balloons

What a fiendish thing to do

To blow up our hot air balloons!

Oooh! We're a cult, a 'loon-obsessed cult

You blew up our 'loons, now we're more depressed- AAAHHHHHH"

The cultists sang before being scared by a strange flying object none of them could identify, a UFO if you will. During the song, one of them had thrown a rock at Chris and knocked him out.

"A flying saucer? That's all I need. Great." Dan exclaimed as a green light shone upon him. As he levitated, he told whatever may be inside "If you're gonna probe anyone, probe Chris!"

"Keep your filthy tentacles off my -" Dan covered his crotch as the ship flew away. The pilot turned around to reveal it was...

"Ohai Elise" Dan said.

"What happened to Chris?" Elise inquired.

"...cultists." Dan smiled. "...what? He's fine! Ready to go?" Dan said while getting into the passenger seat.

"Almost" Elise stated while pushing the death ray control button. As Dan and Elise began wreaking havoc among the citizens of New Mexico, Dan began to sing.

"Oh, oh oh, New Mexico

It messed with me

Oh oh oh, New Mexico

So I messed with thee

I've gotten my revenge on this terror of a state

Now that I'm done I will just sit and hate

For not only does the devil love here

their meth is blue and crystal clear!"

"Though I still hate New Mexico" Elise began to sing

"Much more than you could ever know

It's good I've gotten it out

No more will I sit and pout"

At that moment, Chris began to wake up. He heard the music and realized there was a big finale going on. He jumped at the oppurtunity to sing again, and jumped up.

"Yo yo yo, New Mexico

Just a state, we hate it though

Now that my buds are done

We'll go and we'll have some fun" Chris rapped.

"For we all hate New Mex-i-co-o-o-o-o" all three sang

"Blaming asking rapping shushing eating codes explaining karma reading telling reminiscing arizona eating again roadrunners hydrogen breaking and entering cu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ults!" Dan yelled

"So much more than you could ever kno-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!"

THE END