Authors note: No this is not a joke i am writing this because my brother showed me warhammer and i thought it was cool! so yeah i dont know enough but if theres something i get wrong jus tell me and i will fix it


The Enterprise was flying through space again normal, not going at warp speed. There was a planet that the Enterprise was going to and everybody was bored because they couldn't do anything until they got to the planet.

Captain Picard was drinking his tea and looking at the bridge.

'Stardate 45913, we have not found a way to go back home again and we are still looking for one. So we will go towards that planet and look if there is a way to get back home there. Or there could be people we can talk to.'

Riker was on the bridge too. 'There have been no signals from the planet sir, this could be bad.'

'But we have a mission to do Number One!' said Captain Picard and he slammed his tea down. 'make it so and investigate that planet!'


The Enterprise team went down to the surface in a shuttle because the teleport was not working.

'There is a device pumping into the atmosphere!' said Data 'and we cannot use the teleporter or radio until it is gone.'

So they were on the planet to fix it.

'We need to do this quickly and find out what's going on!' said security chief Mike. And he walked towards the glowy thing that was far away.

But then as they were walking.,.

'WHAT IS THAT!' yelled security officer Arthur! And a big snake thing jumpied out and bit him! And he died

'Set lasers to KILL' yelled Mike and the shot the snake thing! And it died.

'Wow this is huge,' said security officer John and he poked it with his phaser BUT IT STABBED HIM.

'No John!' yelled Mike. And he shot the snake thing again and it stopped moving.

And then before they could do anything a bunch of soldiers jumped out!

'You are coming with us!' yelled the big one.


'Captain the security team is captured,' said Riker.

'This is not good.' said Captain Picard and he rubbed his chin 'We may need to do this the hard way to rescue them.'

'I volunteer captain.' said Data. 'I can come up with a plan to rescue them.'

Mike was in the prisoner camp with the others and there were soldiers pointing their machineguns at them. There was a big ship in the clouds with a big gun on it and it was shooting the planet!

'We are servants of the Emperor!' said the man with the big hat standing at the security team. 'You are not so you must be heretics! And you will die because of this!'

'Now wait!' said Mike 'What have we done? Tell us what we have done first before you do it.'

'We are here to stop the Devourers which are a species that eats everything! And you have arrived and caused them to start attacking us! So now we must destroy the planet to get them away from here!'

'You would destroy a planet!' Mike choked and he stated. 'How could you!'

'I do it every day you fool.'

And then alarms went!


'Mister Data are you sure?' asked Troi because she was carrying his suit for him 'you have never done a jump like this before!'

'I am a robot. I will be fine because I am made of machinery' he said as he put on the suit and walked into the airlock.

'Now Data this will only work because we have backup,' said Mister Laforge. 'So I am going to stop you doing this again in the future.'

And then Data was blown outside because the airlock was full of air when it opened!


The Enterprise opened up and then the Warp core was flying out! And Data grabbed it and aimed it at the massive ship and dropped it.

And then the massive ship was hit and it EXPLODED!

Data fell into the planets sky and because he was wearing a suit he was okay. Even though he was on fire. The ship wasn't protected and it caught on fire and broke because the warp Core had blown it up and it was in pieces.


On the planet Mike was worried because the Devourers were fighting with the soldiers and were coming from nowhere. They were like big bugs and there was lots of them! More than the soldiers.

'Game over man!' yelled a soldier and he was dragged away!

'No our ship is gone and we can't blow this planet up!' yelled the guy with the hat 'THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND I WILL SHOOT YOU'

And then there was a big flash and DATA FLEW DOWN! He had a big parachute on but he dropped it and landid on all four like a Kung Fu master and the Devourer things backed off

And then the ground began to shake.

'OH MY GOOOOD' screamed the hat man! Because there was a Great Devourer coming and it was angry!

It used it's whip and hit Data and he fell down. Then it tried to hit him with a sword but Data jumped and clapped it's head and because he was a robot the head exploded! And the great Devourer fell down and bleed to death.

Then the other Devourers started going nuts and started to fight one another! And the soldiers all started running away.

'Let us go gentlemen, the ship has gone and we can use the teleporter again,' said Data and they went back to the Enterprise and there was a blue flash.

The hat man was scared and was watching. And he didn't see the big Devourer with claws and big teeth and it picked him up and ate him!


'Sir it appears the ship was going to drop a bomb onto planet, and the planet would have been blown up from it.'

'Well we have saved the aliens on the planet from dying.' said Captain Picard. 'And we should go and find why they are doing this to planets! It does not make sense.'

So the Enterprise flew away because it had the second warp core.