Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, just Vampire! Iggy.


To say the least, Yao felt as if the whole world has just exploded, then imploded; as if Shinatty-Chan has announced that she was actually a 50 or so year old man in a costume; as if Russia suddenly decided they were going to split up.

Hands caught him by both shoulders before he could faint.

"W-what?" Yao said weakly. "Mate? Vampires have mates, aru? I just found out they real and you are one, ahen, and you tell me I'm your mate?" His voice grew louder as he rattled on. "Opium, give me one good reason why I should not knock on Ivan's door and tell him all about this right now!"

He had a sudden desire to lash out, to hit England square across the face, but, he knew that would achieve nothing except make Arthur's vampire side more dominate, which is not the best idea. However, that did not stop China from getting exasperated.

"China, please…"

"One good reason, ahen!"

"I-I have," Arthur looked away. "I have claimed you by drinking your blood last night. And if I die, you will lose your mind. The same if you die."

Yao was dumbfounded: How could things change so quickly? Why was he so unlucky?

"Aruu?" his aru trailed off sadly.

XXXX

"Are you sure this is necessary, Mei?" asked Hong as the trio raced through the corridors. "England isn't that bad and Teacher can take care for himself perfectly fine."

"Yes, it is. I trust neither of them," Taiwan replied angrily, long sleeves flapping dramatically behind her. "I'll kill England if he hurts Teacher in any way…I'm the only one that can torture Yao-ge."

Panting, Korea waved a hand in the air. "Too late, da-ze! I think Eyebrows has already bitten him at least once…"

Taiwan stopped abruptly and Korea smashed face first into her back.

"Oww…" Korea nursed his nose.

She spun around on her heels, eyes burning as if able to shoot laser. "HOW. DO. YOU. KNOW?"

"Scar here, da-ze," Korea shrugged, gesturing to his neck. "I think it's new."

Now, Taiwan looked as if she wants to leap on England and pull pieces off him- ears, nose, fingers, hair, she scarcely cared, so long as they came away with lots of blood and caused England a large amount of pain. HAHAH-

The Russia-like aura made the nearby Italy shout, 'Ve! Germany!'

"Come on, Mei," Hong Kong tugged on her sleeve. "We cannot waste time."

Inside his head, Hong cheered excitedly. OH, this is so much like a movie! But, outside he showed no emotions.

"Yes, yes," Taiwan nodded and they set off again.

When they finally reached Yao's door, they realized that it was locked, but, no biggie, that alone won't stop the trio.

Taking a deep breath, Hong slammed his shoulder into the door, twisting the knob awkwardly with his left hand, his right gripping his fireworks.

"Aniki! We're here to save ya, da-ze!

Then, with a devious look on her face, Taiwan snatched Hong's firework and threw them at England with all her strength. "GO. DIE."

However, with the speed of light, Arthur's pale hand shot out, grabbing the firework mid-air and crushed it into mere powder. The remains of that poor firework trickled onto the bed sheet, all the Asians watching with their chins on the ground (except Hong).

"What did that innocent firework even do to you, da-ze? It was in the prime of its life," Korea demanded, indignant. "Just because you're not human anymore doesn't mean you can go around like that, da-ze! See, Mei, I told you."

"Shh," Hong advised, getting a few more out just in case.

"Aiya, Hong, put those down, aru! It's no use anyway," Yao pointed to the pile of dust. "I don't know that to say, aruu..."

"Just step away from that Jiangshi, Teacher, and we'll deal with this," Taiwan stepped forward. "He's dangerous!"

"Dangerous?" The vampire in Arthur's body threw his head back with a loud roar, which Yao realized was his laugh. "Are you kidding, little girl?" After his transformation, his somewhat posh British accent was more evident.

"I'm not little and I am certainly not kidding," Taiwan snorted, hands on hips. "Hong," She ordered.

Hong nodded curtly and helped Yao out of the bed.

"Hong, my boy," Arthur said smoothly. "Leave Yao here with me, boy. You know that you can trust me, don't you?" He stared straight into his former charge's eyes intensely, his voice many layers like a piano chord. "Come on~"

To everyone's surprise, Yao was the one who acted.

Thrump!

Instantly, Arthur's eyes turned back to emerald green and he clutched the side of his face. "Why did you punch me?" He cried with his normal voice.

"Go, Aniki!" Korea punched the air, beaming.

"You sneaky bastard! 王八蛋! Ahen, how could you do that to Hong? You heartless wank-" Almost snarling, Yao hugged the dazed Hong close to his chest. "Let's go." After making sure Hong was okay, he pushed his family through the door hurriedly, with tears preparing to drop.

But, before he left, he delivered one last message to the man still on the floor, looking affronted and a bit guilty.

"You cannot be trusted, Opium. I should have known by now."


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