Fairly self explanatory. Just all the fun you could have.
Dedicated to my niece. Fingers crossed she turns out to be a Harry Potter fan.
Disclaimer: I'm sure Harry's already thought of this, but never got around to doing it. So I suppose I can't even take credit for the idea. So, I own nothing.
Pranking Voldemort
Third Person POV
Harry, Ron and Hermione strolled casually into the crowded store. It was milling with muggles, absorbed in their midday shopping.
Standing right in the center of the busy chop, but still in clear view of the exit, Harry turned to his cohorts and smirked.
"Voldemort," he whispered, and they bolted outside, just as the sound of several people Apparating reached their ears.
Voldemort waited calmly, if a little impatiently, at the Malfoy Manor. Soon his servants would return. Then he would know who had been foolish enough to speak his name, and the perpetrator would be punished.
His Death Eaters walked through the door at that moment, and he was infuriated, but not surprised, to see they bore no prisoner.
"I am sorry, my lord. They tricked us, again," explained Bellatrix. "Once we arrived, there were only muggles. Just like the park and the pool."
"I'll get you yet, Potter!" Voldemort screamed at nothing in particular.
Not bad. Nice use of alliteration. Ahaha, I'm reviewing my own fic! Before I've even posted it... Anyway, tell me what you think! I can imagine them doing that, just to annoy dear old Voldemort. You know, he's quite old. Over 70 when they killed him.
-TeamVampire
