Forgive me if it's not funny. It's a little too similar to my last chapter for my liking, but I thought I'd see if I can manage to get a few more reviews out of this thing.

Disclaimer: I think this is my 21st disclaimer, so no, I don't own Harry Potter.

The Ambush

Third Person POV

The entire Order of the Phoenix was gathered in a small clearing in the forest, just a few dozen miles from the outskirts of Hogsmeade. Each of them held their wand at the ready as they glanced around edgily.

Kingsley Shacklebolt took a deep breath, and nodded to Remus Lupin. Remus grimaced as everyone else tensed, and opened his mouth.

"Voldemort."

Half a dozen hooded, masked wizards appeared in the center of the clearing – each making a loud cracking sound – and raised their wands. However, they weren't fast enough; before any of the Death Eaters could utter a curse, jinx or hex, the members of the Order had hit them with an array of spells. The servants of the Dark Lord now lay, twitching, on the leafy ground.

"Well," said Bill, pocketing his wand. "I think that went great. Shall we do it again?"

"Certainly," replied his father. "As long as You-Know-Who's too stupid to realize we're doing this on purpose, the rest of his Death Eaters will end up just like the last four groups he's sent out."

Okay, well, I chuckled a bit at the end. I have a habit of ending with dialogue that shows just how idiotic people are... Ahaha, I love Voldemort.

Anyway, if you can ignore the terribleness and find some part of you that actually wants to review, do so.

-TeamVampire