Okay, worst one yet, but I couldn't get the idea out of my head.

What if a highly coincidental stream of words was uttered? And what if it just so happened to sound exactly like a certain Dark Lord's name?

Disclaimer: Most unfortunately, I own this idea. Furthermore, I don't own Harry Potter. Will the tragedies never end?

The Accident

Third Person POV

Bob and Jane Smith were sitting in their completely average, middle-class, muggle home, sipping tea. Their dog, Oldie, lay under the table, wheezing due to some obscure sickness that would soon take his life.

Jane stirred her tea worriedly, her forehead furrowed. Bob sat there rather unconcernedly, humming in his head.

"Oh, Bob," said Jane finally. "We just have to come up with a way to save Oldie." Then, noticing her husband's teacup was empty, she added, "More tea?"

Bob was about to decline when a cloaked figure that appeared behind his wife's chair with a loud crack, shocking him into speechlessness. At the exact same time, a cloaked figure appeared behind his own chair, also with a loud crack. However, Jane was not speechless. She let out a loud scream before it was abruptly cut off as one of the strangers pointed a stick at her.

The two hooded individuals nodded to each other, then grabbed the muggles and disappeared.

Later, in Voldemort's lair – commonly known as the dining room at Malfoy Manor – the Death Eaters were explaining their actions to a very ticked off Dark Lord.

"So, you see, my lord, we thought they must know about you. Why else would they have said your name?"

"It's quite possible for my name to be formed through a highly convenient group of words used in everyday speech! Didn't you stop to think about that? Imbeciles! I'll be the laughing stock of the whole ministry for this! And the Order, too!" Voldemort screeched.

For anyone who didn't get it (I expect there to be quite a few), just try saying this out loud, "Save Oldie. More tea?" Pathetic, I know.

And for anyone who still doesn't get it (now it's kind of weird if you don't), starting at the end of "save" and ending at the start of "tea", it sounds like Voldemort.

-TeamVampire