"Girls, they're your problem. They're up, they're down. Girls."

-Kurt Hummel, Glee, Ballad, Season 1


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A month after picture day, Eddie and Nina's relationship had gone public. It was all over school. The only two Americans in school have gotten together. Mr. Winkler accidently sent in the photo of them kissing to the yearbook club, and well… they kind of wouldn't switch the picture.

Eddie and Nina walk into glee every day together, fingers intertwined. Fabian and Nina don't acknowledge each other at all.

"Okay so," Jason said, beginning glee, "I've decided that this week, will be boys vs. girls. Is that cool with you guys?"

Everyone seemed to like the idea and split up into two groups.


Patricia wasn't talking to Nina. Nina had no idea why.

Fabian simply refused to talk to Eddie. Or Nina for that matter.

This whole Neddie crap was really pissing him off. He thinks Fabina has a better ring to it.


"So girls, what do you think we should do?" Nina asked.

"I don't know," Mara said shrugging, "What are some really good girl songs?"

"I got it." Patricia smiled.


"Look at them over there, scheming. They're probably thinking of ways to eliminate the competition." Eddie said, smirking, "But Nina looks so hot when she's scheming."

"Yeah."

The boys looked toward Fabian, who snapped out of his trance. Eddie kicked his shin.

"Stop checking out my girlfriend. We're exclusive and you were a total ass."

"What about You're Having My Baby?" Mick offered.

"What is it with you lately?" Jerome asked, "Every sentence that comes out of your mouth has the word baby in it."

Fabian looked at Mick knowingly. Mick shrugged.


"Hey Amber." Alfie said, grabbing Amber's hand in the hallway.

"What are you doing?" Amber asked, removing her hand from his.

"You and Mick, you're falling apart." Alfie told her, "Might as well tell the world about us."

"Even if me and Mick break up, there will not be an us." Amber said, "I can't handle boys right now."

"Holy crap, are you switching teams?"

"No." Amber stated, "I'm just not going to date guys for a while. Sorry."


"Why won't you talk to me?" Fabian asked, storming into the auditorium.

"I'm sorry, we're you looking for someone?" Nina said, turning to him, "Because the only person here is one you won't even take a picture with."

"You know it wasn't like that." Fabian told her, gritting his teeth. "You know that I was stupid."

"Hell yeah I do."

"Nina listen to me!" Fabian shouted, "Why are you dating him?"

"Because I like him."

"Shut up, you don't."

"What the hell are you doing here?" Eddie asked, before Nina could answer.

"Nothing." Fabian shrugged, glaring at Nina. "I was just leaving."


"And now." Mara smiled, standing on stage for the girl's performance, "The six married murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of… The Cell Block Tango."

The girls killed it. Like, completely.

And the guys didn't even know what they were doing yet. But they knew they'd have to pull out all of the stops.


"Mara," Jerome said, walking with her to class, "What do you think of Eddie and Nina."

"Their cute I guess."

"Do you know why Patricia won't talk to Nina?"

"No."

"Mara," Jerome said grabbing Mara by the arm, "I know that you know something."

"How?" Mara asked, slightly angry.

"You won't even look at me. And you're answers are very short." Jerome said.

Mara yanked her arm from Jerome's grasp, "I don't know anything Jerome! Stop pestering me!" Mara walked off.


"Hey Patricia!" Nina smiled.

"What do you want?"

"I-I just wanted to know why you've been giving me the cold shoulder."

"You want me to be honest?" Patricia asked, "I liked him and you stole him."

"You never made a move!" Nina yelled, "How the hell was I supposed to know?"

"You could have asked me first!"

"He's my boyfriend now Patricia!" Nina shouted, "And there's nothing you can do about it."

"I can squash you like a bug." Patricia said simply, pushing Nina. The two girls were engaged in an all-out girl fight, to be broken up by Mr. Winkler.

Something about Eddie and Nina's relationship was screwing with the glee club.


I know its short, sorry.