"You're- you're a head!" Sheiku sputtered. The man rolled his eyes. "..." She opened her mouth but no words emerged.

"Ya gonna stand there or dig me out!" Hidan gnashed.

"Okay, okay." Sheiku dragged his head up by a clump of hair, he yelped in pain so she went to carefully cradle him to her chest so she could at least climb the wall; but when she saw the filthy smirk spread across his lips she shoved him into her satchel by her waist.

'Okay so theres a head in my bag...a head that thinks I'm a shinobi and an 'akatsuki' member?' The head mocked her slow climbing. "Hey shut up you! I'll bury you back in that hole!" She screeched at him- he shut up; but only a moment.

"Ha so you do have guts!" Hidan laughed. "So which village did'ya leave behind? Ya smell like dirt and ramen...what are ya Konoha?"

Sheiku grimaced. "Jerk I only smell like dirt because I just fell down a freakin' hole!" She hushed up about the ramen because she had it for lunch that day- Ichiraku Industries made epic ramen okay. She was self-conscientious about her garlicky breath and popped in a mint from the bag, but only

after poking Hidan's eye. "Why the frig were you- a head- trapped in that hole?"

Hidan growled. "By Joshin! Didn't they brief you! A damn Konoha kid trapped me down there. He'd gotten the better of me with that darn shadow jutsu. Nara was his last name...I think..Hmhmha I'm gonna go tear his freakin' precious clan apart!"

Sheiku caught her breath. "The N-Nara Clan?..." Oh god!

They reached the top. Sheiku dropped the bag- Hidan yelled.

"So um...Who was this Nara kid?"

"Shikamaru."he growled.

Sheiku jumped. She knew that name, he was from way back in her ancestry, he was a real smart guy his name was passed down as a middle name with the boys in her family. She'd heard a lot of stories about him but...she hadn't heard any about this dude.

Shikamaru was alive long ago, reeeeaaallly long ago. So this man... "You're old." She said as she set him in her lap. "Shikamaru and everyone you knew...they're all dead."

He scoffed. "CRAP! Ah, Joshin why'd ya go and punish me like that! I tried to kill him, I really tried. And those other guys...I wanted to do the ritual but Kakazu wouldn't let me..." The man was flipping out ballistically, she didn't even want to know what would happen if his body was intact. Especially since he would tear the clan apart!

She saw the man's arm budge in the distance making a clawed gesture. Then the ground rumbled and shook.

Then, out from the pit, shot an odd black and red blade.