Sorry that I haven't written in a while and that this chapter is kind of short compared to the other chapters. Hope this is a good chapter.
The normal and true Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto.
Itachi had got up by the time Kyuubi got to the couch were he had been sitting. Itachi pushed Kyuubi's arm away and punched him square in the face. Kyuubi stumbled back but got his footing. He ran towards the taller man again. Naruto was in shock as he saw the Uchiha pull out a stun gun and taze his older brother.
"Any other day and I would love to play but I'm on a schedule." Itachi said it more to himself rather than to the unconscious Kyuubi or Naruto. He picked the redhead off the floor and put him on the black couch. He sat down next to the limp body. He patted to the other side of him on the cushion. "If it wasn't for Kyuubi, I'd probably have killed you by now…but please sit down."
Naruto quietly sat down. Itachi grabbed Kyuubi as if he was a teddy bear and petted his head. Naruto slowly took a seat next to Itachi but made sure to seat as far as he could.
"So I think the most important question, who are you?" If Naruto hadn't witnessed what just happened Naruto would have thought Itachi was dating his brother. "I'll tell you who I am if that makes it easier. I am Itachi Uchiha, twenty-one years old, Gemini. I know may ways to kill a man and get away with it. I like tomato soup, the color red and keeping anyone from my beloved Kyuubi."
"Are you two…dating?"
"Of course we are." Itachi answered immediately.
"…and does he know that?" Naruto questioned.
Itachi just stared at Naruto and took some time to answer but with a smirk he said, "That'll be irrelevant when we get married…well I answered your question I think it's time you answered mine."
"I-I-I'm Naruto Uzumaki."
"Uzumaki…I know that name." Itachi squeezed on to Kyuubi as he thought. "It's Kyuu related I know."
"You know a lot about Kyuubi right?"
Itachi's face grew serious. "Probably more than he knows about himself."
"Did you know about his parents?" Itachi glared at Naruto but let him continue. "Well they're my parents too. Kyuubi is my older brother, I just recently found out but when I moved here it was just like a bonus that he was here too. Today was the first day we met…"
"So that's why he had a picture of you?"
"What?"
Itachi pulled out a picture that had been clearly tapped together, "I ripped it up because I thought he had got a lover without me finding out and I was going to confront him about it, to my surprise you walk in with him." Naruto realized it was the picture that he had sent to Kyuubi in the second email he send, it was giving the middle figure.
Itachi dropped Kyuubi's limp body on the floor and threw himself at Naruto and grabbed him into a hug. "That makes you my future brother in-law." Itachi pulled Naruto away, "Can I have your blessing?"
Naruto was too afraid to say no, "Sure?"
"One step closer to seeing Kyuubi in white." Itachi dropped Naruto and picked up Kyuubi's body from the floor and placed it on the couch. "Now that we settled who you are, I recognized that school uniform. I'm guessing that you know my foolish younger brother from you calling me a 'larger version of Sasuke'."
"Yeah I know that teme." Naruto totally forgot who he was talking to and let his emotions get the best of him. "That bastard took my first kiss and told me to stay away from my new friend. I think he's probably a perverted asshole. As soon as I saw him I knew I'd dislike him." Itachi blankly stared at Naruto.
"I'm glad to see you are getting along then. Let me tell you something about Sasuke, I think he likes you. He doesn't just tell people things so my guess is he as a crush on you, he might not recognized it until later though. I didn't realize how I felt for Kyuubi until I nearly killed him, don't worry he was only in the hospital a few day. He heals quickly. That was during our sophomore year at the academy but we had been fighting each other for many years. Ah it was so easy to catch him when he was in a cast. The first time I went to bed with him…we didn't do anything and he didn't know that I snuck into this bed but he snuggled up to me. It was…cute." Itachi stared off into the air.
"Oh-kay."
"Ah, well I have to go. I spent more time than I planned to. Hmm well I might as well spend a little more time. You may or may not know that Kyuubi and I are in gangs. Different gangs sadly, you don't need to know much about it. I would like you to pass along a message to my little brother if you could. Tell him that I know he's working under Kyuubi and I know he plans to kill me…Kyuubi should be waking up in a few minutes." The redhead's body started to groan.
"Will he be ok?"
"He'll be fine…probably. Do you heal quickly?"
"Yeah, I guess I-"
"It must be a family thing. I'll keep in touch. It was nice meeting you Naruto, remember to keep pest away from my future wife."
"He would be the wife?" Naruto couldn't help asking.
"Uchihas aren't bottoms." Itachi says with a serious face. Naruto notices Itachi pulled out a bag out of Kyuubi's pocket; it was Naruto's blond hair. "Ah, I know what this is and I'll take care of it. Goodbye." He doesn't leave through the front door but head for another room.
Naruto stayed on the couch for the few minutes until Kyuubi actually woke up. "What? Who? Where am I?"
"Itachi knocked you out with a stun gun." Naruto sighed.
Kyuubi got up and rubbed his neck. "He didn't hurt you did he?"
"No, I thought you said you were rivals. He makes it sound like you are lov-"
"Don't you dare say another mother fucker word!" Kyuubi snapped and back handed Naruto in the face, knocking him down. Kyuubi stare down at Naruto with hard eyes before realizing what he had done. "Naruto I'm sorry." Naruto slapped Kyuubi's hand away.
One recent review mentioned being tired of an Evil Itachi and I actually like a nice Itachi but he's a little crazy in this story. I'm trying to keep him balanced, part of him is actually nice and in love...crazy in love and the other is kind of dangerous. To be honest I usually write like 3 chapters in advance but this story I just wrote and added on here. I'll try and plan better. :) Thanks for the read.
