Shi No Numa, or Swamp of Death. It was the Swamp of Death alright. Four soldiers were sent in, but none came out. Of course, we have a video camera a soldier was wearing around his neck that he accidentally turned on. I was sent there soon after these soldiers fought their battle.

The four soldiers search the house and head upstairs. All of a sudden, the stairs are blocked by debris.

Soldier 1: Of course, why not?

Soldier 2: See! That is why it is called Swamp of Death! A minute earlier, and one of us would have been crushed!

Soldier 3: Stop being so fanatical about it, we'll find a way out.

They search for another way out when they hear moaning from outside. The first soldier aims his M1911 outside the barricade and shoots down a zombie. He calms down his squad, and they resume their search. They hear boards being thrown onto the ground outside. They each take a window as the battle for their lives begins. They are soon overrun by the zombies, and they each trip over the debris and tumble downstairs.

Soldier 1: Well, we're downstairs, now James, get your ass out of my face!

Soldier 2(James): Well, I guess that's why you're an ass-hole, Damien! Wesley, can you shut that mother fucker up?

Soldier 3(Wesley): Damien and James, will you shut the fuck up! Tim hasn't said a word yet while you two are already fighting!

Soldier 4(Tim): I try to keep the peace.

Soldier 1(Damien): Well then, peace-keeper, why did you make us all trip over your big ass feet and fall down the stairs?

Tim: It wasn't my feet, it was the debris.

Damien: Your feet were the debris.

Wesley: Everyone, just shut the hell up.

James: Damien, that includes assholes too.

All of a sudden they hear more moaning and see an army of zombies in front of them. They each quickly grab a weapon out of a strange looking box and run into the next room. They blast away at each and every zombie that comes in until there are no more. They each agree that this will be their last mission. They grab some more ammo, and camp out in the room. More zombies burst into the room, and they open fire. Damien, Tim, and James are pushed out into the open while Wesley is surrounded and killed. They open fire once more, until Tim is killed. They are pushed back into a little hut outside. The remaining soldiers open fire, until the zombies overtake them and they are killed like the rest.

Wow. Still not as good as my zombie adventures, though! Nothing like good old fashioned Dempsey adventures!

My story at Shi No Numa? I was sent there along with a vodka loving Russian, a fucked up Japanese, and a guy that I really hate. We were sent there after those four soldiers, and we of course, only had M1911s too. We fought the good fight until we were sent downstairs, and of course, found the Mystery Box. I got the good old fashioned Thompson, and started blasted away those freakbags. The other guys joined me after they got their weapons.

Takeo: The blood of the fallen is feul for the honorable!

Richtofen: Let us drown in their agony!

Dempsey: Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!

We fired like there was no tomorrow until we were outside. We got into the Doctor's Quarters, where we were overrun with zombies. We just kept fighting until we had nothing left.

Dempsey: Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!

We went crashing out the window after we were overrun, and I didn't like it, but we ran. Richtofen said we would be safe at 'The Giant'. I didn't know what the fuck that was at first, but I found out. Der Riese.

Anyway, what happened at Der Riese was supposed to stay at Der Riese, but I was there, and I play by my own rules. Oorah!