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Collection 2


In the past few days, Alex has been non-stop with his gushing of new colleague, Armando "Darwin" Munoz.

Today was no different.

On the 23rd minute of listening to Alex explain why the arson team nicknamed the man Darwin, Hank snaps and roughly grabs Alex by his shirt collar.

"You had better not be cheating on us, Alex!"

The growl that emits from the young doctor would make alpha wolves cower and retreat with their tails tucked between their legs.

"What the actual fuck? What the hell gave you that idea?"

"You have been going on about the guy. It's worse than Erik and his squee for Tony."

"You too, Sean? I can't believe you two!"

Hank has the decency to look at little ashamed.

"...but now that you've mentioned it...what do you all think of a foursome?

The next day, Alex went to work sporting a nasty red hand mark on his left cheek.


David narrowed his eyes and flared his nostrils.

+"Don't think just cause your all cute and small with your tufts of green curls, you can steal all the attention!"+

Lorna looked utterly unimpressed.

#"I said this before and I'll say it again. . .you?"# She didn't even need the accompanying head swinging and finger snapping.

Above the bickering siblings, a cloud of pure dark evilness formed.

_"Silence the both of you!"_

The siblings looked up, and raised an eyebrow in perfect unison.

_"I am Onslaught! The manifestation of all the evil and bad assery in your parents."_

The cloud changed its shape into a chubby baby. In a diaper. Of cloud.

_"My reign of the universe will begin with taking your body, green haired girl!"_

David's eyes go a ghastly white and start to glow intensely. The cumulus entity withered and dissipated, along with its cussing.

+"Bitch, nobody messes with my sister but me."+

#"Face it Mohawks, you love me and you can't get enough of my cute."#

David grabbed the nearest object, his teddy Legion, and threw it at his sister. When it missed, he screamed war and attempted to tackle her instead.

Charles comes back to the room with a tumbler and a bottle in hand.

He can't help himself from flipping out his phone and taking photos of what seems to be David giving his little sister a tight hug, and lending her his favorite toy.


Blue_mystiques: i just dont think i'm ready for it :/

xGenoxGroovesx: I'm am certain if you sat him down and talked things over, he'll understand.

Blue_mystiques: i kno...but he seems so excited bout it...its like his new hobby..

Blue_mystiques: he's got like 20 viewings plannd 4 the wkend. Its what we'v been doin for the past month...looking at housing apartments condos EVERYTHING!...we'v had sex like only 2x this month!

Blue_mystiques: and the agents just fedding him all this other bull! He's talkin bout baby rooms and school districts...

xGenoxGroovesx: Has Azazel been talking about marriage with you? This is a completely new side of him, how adorable!

Blue_mystiques: Orz

Blue_mystiques: u think theres something wrong wit me? Isnt this what i should want?

xGenoxGroovesx: Not being ready does not mean there is something wrong with you. There is also nothing wrong with being scared.

Blue_mystiques: hells yah i'm scared! What if i ruin the 2nd best thing to happen to me?

xGenoxGroovesx: What was the first?

Blue_mystiques: You dummy! ;P

Stark_Fan_059: Excuse me while I go throw up..


"My King, a word?"

"Jean! What would you like to talk about?"

"Did you give my personal contacts to the human named Logan?"

"Ah yes! Logan seems quite taken with you."

Charles is all bright eyes and innocent smiles.

"I fail to see why that matters to me, your Highness."

"You're too dedicated to your job, Jean. You need a little romance in your life!"

"Romance...a human on another planet, with possible steroid abuse and unruly sideburns?"

"Oh! So you have been checking him out."

Jean deflates a little, "I check everyone out, for your safety, my King."

"And I thank you for your diligence. The truth is I'm hoping you'd be willing to join us on our trip to Earth, and I'm sure Logan would be more than happy to show you around."

The redhead lets out a exasperated sigh, "Fine, but I cannot promise his mental safety if he tries anything."


"Charles! Erik! It's so good to see you!"

Erik's eyes start twitching, the long voyage back to Earth was still not enough time for Erik to prepare himself to be face to face again with the three fucksateers. Together. In a row. All at once.

Charles' mental laughing and snorting did not help.

{"Hank, I have missed you all so much."}

Pietro ran from his father's side squealing towards the welcoming party.

"Hey little dude! Look how much you've grown!"

"Alice! Come see Lona! She teenee!"

"Not cool little dude! It's Alex. Can you say X?"

"Yeah! Dats dada!"

Pietro ran back towards his father yelling, "Mama! Alice wanna see Lona!"

"Dude, I thought I had it bad."


'That was King Charles of Genosha giving his first public speech since his arrival...'

Lorna had just finished her bottle and Erik propped her close to his chest, head over his shoulder, to softly burp her.

Charles was in the adjoining room supervising breakfast for the older children. He can hear Pietro arguing with Wanda over how best to help feed David.

Erik is grateful for the relative quiet of Lorna and the television.

'And there you can see Erik Lehnsherr, the man that captured a king's heart. Ooohh look, all the children are with him too. He's really taken on the maternal role well. He's glowing! It's such an adorable sight!'

At that, Erik gives Lorna a harder pat than he intended, and she releases a disturbingly manly burp.

A warm fuzzy sense of ' .papa' embraced Erik's mind.

"Your welcome, baby girl." Erik kissed the top of Lorna's head.

The fuzzy feeling grew stronger, focused towards the bowel area.

"Oh crap! Sweetheart, you need to stop making daddy want to poo when you want to poo!"

A crooked smirk forms on Lorna's face.


This was Charles and Erik's first night alone since the children.

Azazel was all giddy and fell over himself to offer to babysit for them at his and Raven's new three bedroom home. White picket fence included.

Erik was equally giddy, but for obvious other reasons.

He's planned so much for tonight. Romantic dinner, cozy walk back to a hotel.

Then non-stop-fuck-festivities.

~x~

As they wait for their drinks to arrive, Erik noticed a familiar face sitting across the candle lit restaurant.

His eyes widen and brows reach his hairline in wrinkle enhancing slow-motion.

It was Tony is-he-on-a-date-I-think-he's-on-a-date-why-didn't-anyone-tell-me-he-dates-men Stark.

Erik almost falls out of his chair trying to get a glimpse of said date.

Abruptly, Charles chokes on his water.

{"Bloody hell! It's Steve I'll-be-keeping-an-eye-on-their-actions-tonight-mainly-from-Tony's-POV Rogers!"}


"Hey gorgeousssssly wonderful aunt with my favorite twins." Logan's current monobrow said volumes of his confusion and disappointment.

::"Hope you don't mind Wanda and Pietro joining us today."::

"We gonna see horsies!"

"Will there be ponys?"

"I didn't actually mean riding...on horses."

Logan will never forget the power behind a two pairs of glassy puppy eyes and wobbly lips. Their step dad has taught them well.

~x~

"Weeeee! Faster! Faster Logan!" Wanda drove a leg into Logan's waist hard. Don't ever let her quiet demeanor fool you.

"Me me me wanna go now! I wanna jump high up!"

When Logan said he'd take Jean out for a ride, never in his worst nightmares would he have envisioned this.


"Look, I know I give mind blowing head, but my jaw is kinda sore today, so..." Sean pushed himself away from Hank's beast.

Alex and Hank gave worried glances to each other.

"What?"

"Sean, look, I don't know how to tell you this...uuumm..."

"What bozo's trying to say is, you err...you can get a bit loud during...when things get heated."

The red head's gaze flicked between his lovers.

"And by loud, we mean neighbors calling noise control loud."

"You guys have been using your penises as mufflers?"

"..."

"Guys, there are plenty of ways to silence a man."

Darwin works his magic, and Sean becomes a breathless heap of boneless flesh.

Survival has never felt more euphoric.


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