A/N: Hi everyone! Here is another chapter. I hope you enjoy. Remember, this fanfiction is a different version of the fanfiction: First Comes May Than Comes June. The setting is a few months later from where that story is now, but Rose-Thorn-26 is going to catch up in her later chapters. Until, then I will present you with some awesome fillers. By the way, it is November in this story.

Chapter Two: Messing With the Host Club

After the whole love bite incident, everything went by to normal—or in our case abnormal. Anyway, it was all forgotten. A few weeks later things got kind of boring, so June and I decided to have our own fun.

"The target has been acquired." I stated into the walkie-talkie headset.

"Affirmative. The weapon is in place." June answered back from outside.

"Stay put until I say so."

"Got it."

I got on my hands and knees and snuck to the target. Next I tied the trap in the back f it. Then I got up and ran to the roof.

I reached for my headset and said," Release the weapon."

"Okay!" June responded.

I got my binoculars out and waited. Then it happened.

Tamaki's screams were heard as he busted to the front of the campus. He was being chased by June's long-haired Chihuahua, Porkchop due to the chew toy that was tied to the back of his pants. I smirked with pride to myself.

June came up from behind me," Did it work?" I handed her the extra set of binoculars and said," See for yourself."

She took them and joined me. Tamaki was screaming and running around in panic. This continued on until Porkchop finally pulled on the chew toy hard enough to rip the back of Tamaki's pants. We giggled and knew that it wasn't over.

One moe fan girl appeared and then another and another. Then he was surrounded by them. They were all squealing and fighting over scraps of Tamaki's pants. Tamaki was being thrown around like a hacky sac.

June and I bursted into laughter. We high fived each other and went to get Porkchop. I declare that this mission was a success.


"I'm bored. I need something to do"

June looked up from playing with her little puppy, which got a lot of her fan boys attention," Didn't we just do something fun?"

"I know that but I need something else to entertain me," I complained.

"Then go find something to do," she answered going back to playing with Porkchop.

I sighed and went to find someone to bother. Let's see. Tamaki was bothering Haruhi with something about dressing up. Kyoya was doing whatever he usually does. I was going to see if I could eat cake with Honey and Mori-chan until I came upon the twin's act.

"Hikaru don't say that. You're embarrassing me."

"I'm sorry Kaoru, but I couldn't help it. You were so cute, but I promise I'll keep it our dirty little secret."

Their customers squealed and fainted. I smirked to myself because of my little funny idea. I had time to kill so I shoved them aside with the heel of my foot and sat between them.

"What do you want?" They asked in perfect union.

"I'm bored." I whined.

"So what? We don't care." They responded.

I glanced at Kaoru and said," Hey Kaoru, it looks like June needs you."

"Really?" Kaoru questioned," She looks fine from here."

"Well one of her fan boys is hitting on her a little too hard." I argued.

Kaoru was silent but I could feel the fury he was hiding. "I'll be right back," he said as he left.

I turned to Hikaru and sat on his lap. "What are you doing?" Hikaru's eyebrow rose.

"Hikaru could we do something fun together?" I asked.

"I don't know what you're up to, but the answer is no."

"Please! I want to do something with just you." I said, stroking his shoulder.

"Why just me?"

"Because…" I stared into his gold eyes and leaned closer," You're my favorite person to be with."

Hikaru blushed and stuttered," Um…I—"

"Gotcha!" I exclaimed, poking his nose. Then I chuckled," Man, Hikaru, you are so gullible. I can't believe that you of all people would blush."

Hikaru glared at me and stood up, which caused me to fall on my ass. He walked away to join Kaoru, leaving me all alone. Sheesh. Touchy much?

I got up and went to Honey and Mori-chan. "Hi Honey!" I hugged him tightly. I nodded to Mori-chan and said," Hey."

"Hn."

"Hi Fir-chan. Do you want to eat cake with Takashi, Usa-chan, and me?'

"Of course!"

Throughout the whole tea party, Honey went on about his favorite sweets while Mori-chan said nothing. This was normal behavior for him but it still freaks me out. At one point he and I had a staring contest and I lost. After Honey fell asleep I went back to June.

"Hey June, why doesn't Mori-chan say more than 3 words?"

"He does speak more than that," June argued.

"Well, not to me. He only talks more to Honey." I replied.

"I wonder what would happen if he didn't have Honey to talk to." June said, rubbing her puppy's small tummy.

"Same here," Then an idea popped into my head," Why don't we find out ourselves?"

"What do you mean?" she asked.

"Let's hide Honey from Mori-chan for a while and see if he says anything," I said.

"How the heck are we going to do that without Mori knowing?"

"Don't worry. I have a plan. First hand me your wallet and Porkchop."

June hesitated but did just that. "What now?" she asked.

"Just hold on," I said walking to the window. I opened in and dropped Porkchop gently and dangerously at the edge and walked away.

"Oh my gosh! Porkchop!" June cried out as she ran to the window," Somebody friggin save my dog!"

"June!" Kaoru yelled and took a step forward. I pushed him back at hit him with my text book," Not you!"

"Can someone just come and save my dog from falling to its death?!" June exclaimed. Mori got up and walked up to the window. While he was doing that, I went the sleeping Honey, who was a cranky waker.

"Hey Honey, I want you to take this money and go to your favorite candy factory to buy as much candy as you want." I offered.

Honey shot up and ran away with both the wallet and his adorable bunny.

I smiled at how cute he was as Mori-chan and June came back with June's puppy in her arms. Mori-chan stared and the spot Honey was at and walked away.

June's eyes shot daggers at me," What was that for? My precious Porkchop could have died!"

I shrugged," Don't worry. It's all part of the plan to get Mori-chan to talk."

June hugged her puppy and nagged," This better be some plan."

I patted her head and asked," Have I ever let you down when it comes to my ideas?"

"Yes," she said," All the time."

"…Then you should be used to it by now," I bluntly said and laid down on one of the couches as a couple of fan boys drooled over me.


"Ugh! It's been five hours and Mori-chan hasn't said a word!" I complained.

"Don't be so upset," June started," Maybe you'll get him next time."

I sighed," Whatever."

We were about to leave until we heard someone in a deep voice say," Hey."

June and I stopped and slowly turned around to see Mori-chan himself. "Sayomi, Kobayashi, have any of you two seen Mitsukuni around?"

June and I shook our heads and trembled in shock. Then out of the blue," Takashi!" Honey exclaimed and climbed on Mori-chan's back," I had so much fun at the candy factory today. I ordered all my favorite sweets. Thanks Fir-chan for letting me you the credit card." He threw the wallet to me and I caught it.

"Let's go Takashi." Honey sweetly said and then they left.

….

….

….

"At least we know he talks."

"Even though it sends chills down our spines…"

"…and it fells awkward."

"…Is that my wallet."

"…"

On that night I got a call from June complaining about how her father got a call from the credit card company saying that 80 million yen was spent on candy. Now June lost her allowance (which was a lot) for a month and wasn't allowed to bring Porkchop to school any more. I tried to calm her down by telling her that she could always sneak her dog in, but she just continued to yell me. I hung up on her and had songs from the All-American Rejects lull me to sleep.


The next day, I had yet another brilliant idea. When I told June about it she said," Not interested."

"C'mon June. Don't you want to help me?"

"What is it that you want help with?"

"I just want to get Kyoya's mystery book to see what he's always writing in there."

"Sorry, but I don't want my dog to suffer any longer," she glared at me.

"C'mon. I'll leave Porkchop out of this and you know that you're just as curious as I am." I pressed on.

"Fira, not even a cat can be as curious as you." June shot at me.

"I know, but you still want to see what's inside the book, right?" I continued.

"…Fine…Only because I want to see if he's hiding anything like money from us." She gave in.

"Then it's settled," I declared.

So later on, a guy entered the room. He was one of June's fan boys that we decided to use. He dropped a pile of paper on Kyoya's desk and said," The principal said he wants these verification forms finished as soon as possible. He got nervous and left.

Kyoya shut his book, put it to the side, and went on with the paperwork. I used a fan and made his pen roll of the desk. When he bent down to pick it up, June replaced his book with a black sketchbook and ran away.

I followed after her to the roof. She held up the book like it was one big trophy. We high fived each other and sat down.

We decided to open the book together and the count of three," 1…2…3…Now!"

We opened the first book and froze. We stared at the books contents and were filled with terror. I can't describe how much I want to scream and run away at this moment.

June and I shut the book and looked at each other.

"…Never again," June swore.

"…Agreed," I said.

That book was so wrong. I was going to have nightmares that night for sure.

June and I replaced the books and went to our emo corners. Since we had nothing better to do, we scream and ran around campus to let our fear out. It was frightening and HILARIOUS at the same time.

We stop due to exhaustion. We lay on the grass and tried to catch our breaths. Then we just stayed there in silence for fifteen minutes.

"Who's next?" June asked me.

"We need someone who is a challenge," I pondered," Someone whose dismay will be satisfying to us and truly deserves to be pranked."

June and I thought for a minute and sat up. We both knew who our next target was—or should I say targets?

"The twins!"

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