One Heck Of A Vacation
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Summary: When the team wraps up a case in Hawaii, they decide to spend a few extra days to relax, and while at the beach Morgan spots something in the water that the team doesn't believe...
A/N: A hilarious one that just begged to be edited and added to the "Vacation" series.
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Peter Benchley said, "I believe every young man in the world is fascinated with either sharks or dinosaurs."
Morgan closed his eyes as he felt the hot sun reflect off the water of the ocean.
"Oh I love Hawaii" Garcia said turning on her stomach to finish off her tan "I could literally stay here forever."
"Aw, Baby Girl" Morgan teased "And leave me behind?"
"For Hawaii?" Garcia said "Hell yeah."
JJ looked over at Emily who was having suntan lotion put on her back ever so tenderly by Hotch who looked more than pleased at touching her alabaster white skin.
Emily flashed her a knowing look and said, "Now why couldn't this have been the case instead of chasing down an unsub who murders tourists?"
JJ smirked as she removed the light sweater she wore to reveal her bikini top "Dave? Can you put suntan lotion on my back? I don't want to burn."
Dave smirked as he got up from his spot on the beach towel and wandered over to the beach umbrella where the women and Hotch sat.
"It would be my pleasure, I'm sure." Dave said.
"I'm sure, you're sure." Hotch muttered while massaging the lotion on Emily's back.
"Piece of cake." Emily whispered to JJ.
"Piece of pie." JJ whispered back.
"Piece of ass." Garcia threw in and laughed.
"Do you mind?" Reid said looking up from the pile of books he brought with him to the beach.
Garcia pulled her face up and grabbed one of the books from the pile on the blanket "Attacks of the Great White Shark?"
"Reid?" Emily asked "Why would you want to read about shark attacks in Hawaii?"
"Fascinating enough did you know that most sharks find humans too bony and prefer not to attack them as preferred more to seals? Also another interesting fact is..." Reid started.
"I don't want to hear it!" JJ said covering her ears.
"Enough with the morbid talk" Hotch said "Reid either enjoy the beach or read your books. Girls?"
"What?" Emily and JJ said, while Garcia put her ear buds in and played her ipod.
Hotch saw Garcia laying back down face buried in towels and Reid going back to his book, while Morgan looked out at the sea seemingly lost in thought.
"This." Hotch said leaning in kissing Emily's shoulders, turning her to face him.
"This is a hell of a vacation." Emily said pulling Hotch into a deep kiss.
"Ah, what the hell." JJ said quietly turning herself and surprising Dave with a lip lock.
"I know what they're doing" Garcia said turning her eyes to the two kissing couples "Reid? Reid?"
"Not interested." Reid said not looking up from his book.
Garcia focused her eyes on Morgan but he too seemed lost in thought, looking out at the water and leaning in to look.
"Fine." Garcia said to herself "I can have fun by myself..."
Garcia laid back down turning her music down.
Morgan's eyes widened as he finally figured out the object that had kept his focus on the sea.
"Shark!" Morgan called out "Everyone it's a shark."
Reid looked up, as Garcia's head popped up from the towels.
Morgan looked over at the two couples, seemingly distracted by their current activities.
"Hotch?" Morgan said "Dave?"
"What?" Hotch said regrettably tearing his lips away "What?"
"Shark." Morgan said pointing to the water.
"There isn't any sharks out there." Hotch said "Now either relax or go back to the hotel. The sun must of gotten to you."
Dave pulled away to, much to JJ's disappointment "Kid, calm down. Go take a dip in the water. I'm sure there aren't any sharks out there."
"What are you guys, nuts?" Morgan said turning to Reid "Tell them their are sharks in Hawaii."
"Of course there are" Reid said.
"No one's doubting that, Morgan" Emily said calmly "But how do you know you actually saw one? Do you still see it out there?"
Morgan turned back to the water, "No."
"It had to be all that talk about Reid's books." JJ said sensibly "That's probably what it was..."
Morgan shook his head, "No."
"Morgan," Dave said annoyed by the interruptions "Why don't you just sit back and try to enjoy the sun and the day?"
Getting up from his place on the beach towel, Morgan turned to the team, "I know what I saw."
The team watched Morgan walk over to the speed boats stand, talking to the man.
"You don't think he'd do something stupid like rent a boat to try and find it?" Garcia asked.
The two couples look over at each other and said, "Yes he would."
Hotch looked over at Dave, and sighed, "Come on. Before he does something stupid like get himself killed."
Groaning, Dave got up and followed Hotch to the stand.
The girls and Reid followed behind them, with the three women wrapping up themselves to make them appear more appropriately dressed.
"What are you four doing here?" Hotch said turning to the new arrivals.
"Oh no" Garcia said "If you think I'm going to sit on the sidelines while my Chocolate God..." Garcia started.
"It's better not to argue" Emily interjected "Otherwise, she'll go after you."
Sighing, Hotch and Dave relented and agreed to the women and Reid coming along.
"Now where is that stupid, stupid man?" Garcia asked peering past the stand.
"Over there!" Reid said pointing to the row of speed boats lined up.
The team raced over to the boats, just as Morgan was about to board the boat.
"Morgan!" Hotch called out.
"Don't you dare!" Garcia called out "You better not even think it."
Morgan paused and looked over at the team, "What are you all doing here?"
"Trying to stop you from doing something stupid" Emily called out.
"What?" Morgan asked.
"You will not be getting on this boat to go looking for any sharks" Hotch said authoritatively.
"You all talking about the shark sighting?" a captain called out.
"Yeah" Morgan said turning his attention to the older man.
"Yeah" the captain said getting off his boat "The man at the boat rentals should of told you that the the Coast Guards have issued a shark warning."
Hotch and Dave looked shock, while Morgan turned around to face them with a smug look.
"Told you so" Morgan said smirking.
"Well excuse us" Emily said grabbing Hotch's hand "But we were a little more distracted by something funner than shark watching."
"Hmm" Hotch said watching Morgan's face look shocked.
"Why what were you two doing?" Morgan asked.
The team laughs, Morgan said "No seriously what?"
The team walk back to their beach spot while Morgan pondered what had happened.
"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see." Jack Handy
To Be Continued...
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