One Heck Of A Vacation

Disclaimer: CBS owns all things Criminal Minds.

Summary: The team is on vacation at Dave's where a series of events cause an injury for one, a fire is started and the girls drooling over some hunky firemen.

A/N: This story was originally a prompt from my sister, but I needed to go through it again to clean it up and added it to the "Vacation" series.

Thanks for reading, don't forget to leave a review.


Elbert Hubbert said, "No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one."


Hotch looked to the left and the right, "Hike!"

Tossing the football towards Dave who caught it but then passed it to Morgan who wore a big grin on his face when he saw Reid charging at him.

"You get 'em Reid" JJ called from her position at blocking Dave.

Morgan saw the determination in his friend's eyes and ran down the sand towards the goal line when he was tackled to the sand causing him to throw the ball while crying out, "Ow!"

"Morgan?" Emily called from her position of blocking Hotch as she rushed over.

Kevin came rushing over from the grill towards the man writhing in pain on the sandy ground.

"Morgan?" JJ said as she and Garcia rushed over to the fallen man.

"What happened?" Jordan asked as she bent over to inspect Morgan.

"My ankle" Morgan said grinding his teeth in pain "I think it's sprained."

"Oh" Reid said full of remorse "I'm so sorry."

"Who knew you had it in ya?" Dave joked, lightly punching the younger man in the shoulder making him wince at the contact.

"What's that smell?" Emily asked turning around when Garcia gasped.

"Dave! Fire!" Garcia shouted, as she and Kevin rushed over to put it out.

Everyone turned around to see that the grill was on it's side, and the fire had started to spread to the mini cabana.

"Call the fire department" Hotch ordered as he, Reid, Emily and Dave all rushed for the extinguishers.

Morgan called the fire department while JJ and Jordan ran for the gardening hose.

"Got most of it out..." Emily commented as she sprayed the extinguisher over the cabana chair.

Dave watched as the girls watered down the chairs, while a firemen rolled through the back of his condo.

The male members of the team watched as the three women's jaws dropped at the sight of the four firemen came over and properly put out the small fire.

"What are they staring at?" Reid asked confused.

Emily, JJ and Garcia watch in great appreciation at the male firemen.

"Glenn?" the dark haired fireman called out "Go check on that man's foot."

A light brown haired fireman walked over to the team, "How were you injured, sir?"

"Football injury" Morgan said watching the blondes and brunettes staring intently at the young fireman.

"It was an accident" Reid said quickly "I believe when I tackled him, he had thrown the football as he fell and it hit the grill..."

"So that's what happened, sir?" Glenn asked staring at the younger man quizzically who nodded quickly.

Hotch was annoyed at the attention that Emily and the female members of his team paid to the attractive men.

Dave pulled Hotch and Reid aside while Glenn worked on Morgan's ankle.

"What is up with these firemen?" Hotch asked watching one of the men walking up to the three women.

"Yeah..." Dave said "I totally forgot one of the fire stations has a reputation for being 'hot'."

"What?" Reid asked looking over the seemingly leader of the firemen was flirting with the ladies.

"Yeah" Dave said seeing the men look at him "What?"

"Look over there" Morgan mouthed lightly nodding his head in the direction of Emily and JJ.

Dave along with Hotch and Reid saw two blonde men talking to Emily and JJ while a dark haired man was interacting with the giggling Garcia.

"You have got to be kidding me" Hotch muttered not liking the situation.

The men see the fireman Glenn finish bandaging up Morgan's ankle and heard him instructed, "You'll need to get an x-ray done to see how much of a fracture it is."

"Thanks" Morgan said watching his friends approach, turning his attention to Dave "What the hell were you thinking?"

"What?" Dave asked shocked by the outburst.

"The firemen?" Morgan said rolling his eyes "Seriously? You don't resent that?"

Dave saw Morgan nod his head in the direction of the firemen hitting on the women specifically Emily and JJ.

"Do I resent it?" Dave whispered watching the women lightly chuckle at the men "Of course not. These guys are my friends, whenever I come here I play basketball with them..."

"Does it look like any of us are buying that?" Hotch said seeing the older man's fist clench.

"Nope" Morgan and Reid answered.

Hotch saw the firemen walk over and tried to calm the nerves as he heard one of the men tell Emily, "Yeah we actually did a calender shoot for charity."

"Really?" Garcia asked not seeing the hurt look that cross Kevin's face when she added "We're going to have to look in to buying one..."

"Eh hem..." Morgan said fake clearing his throat.

"Oh" Garcia said "How are you feeling?"

"Possible fracture..." Morgan said expecting sympathy from the women who then returned their attention to the firemen.

"That's nice" JJ commented not paying attention.

"Well, we'd hate to have to hold you up" Hotch said interjecting himself between Emily and the head fireman.

"Oh?" the fireman said "Oh yeah we better get going..."

"So soon?" Emily asked seeing all the men nodding "Shoot."

Hotch felt relief when he saw the firemen leave, and the three women turn back to the men and see the simultaneous glares in their eyes, even Reid's.

"What?" Emily asked.

"Drool much, girls?" Morgan asked watching Garcia grin.

"I don't know what you're talking about" Garcia said "I don't drool over guys."

"Yeah right" Kevin muttered.

"What was that, cupcake?" Garcia said threateningly.

Kevin gulped "Nothing."

"No" Dave said "Hold your ground Kevin."

Turning the attention to the two older women, Hotch and Dave looked at them.

"What?" Emily asked "What are you gawking at?"

"So... you two have a thing for firemen?" Hotch asked.

"Well have you seen them?" JJ muttered ignoring the eyes of inquisitive men.

"Well..." Emily said "Can you blame us? I mean did you see them? Were they firemen or models?"

Hotch rolled his eyes "So that's what you're into? Eye candy?"

"They're cute to look at but no one wants to date them..." Emily said "I mean do you actually think we'd be that interested in them?"

Hotch went to open his mouth, but Emily cut him off "Don't answer that..."

"You know it would of hurt a little less, if you weren't undressing them with your eyes" Dave said focusing on JJ.

"Aw, come on" Garcia said giving each man a hard look, "It's not like you guys don't do this..."

"That's just not true" Morgan said looking his fellow men.

"Really?" JJ said with a raised eyebrow, turning to Emily, "When was it that they were ogling the hostess?"

"That would be this afternoon during lunch time" Emily said faking shock "Boys..."

"Hey" Hotch said standing up for the men "This isn't about us, it's about you..."

"You really want to go this route?" Emily said taking the lead for the women "Because you know I always win..."

Kevin and Reid exchanged looks and decided to be the peace brokers so the rest of their vacation didn't end up in a fight between the men and the women.

"All right, all right" Reid said coming between the couple "Calm down..."

"Reid..." Hotch said.

"You two both now that the other would never ever go..." Reid started out.

Hotch and Emily exchanged a look both rolling their eyes.

"Ok, ok" Emily huffed out "Fine. You win."

Reid smirked when he shot Hotch a look who caved in too.

"Smart ass, kid" Emily muttered as she headed for the house followed by Hotch.

"Never again..." Hotch muttered to her.

"What drool over hunks?" Emily asked.

"I was going to say, bring Reid along on a vacation" Hotch said "But yours is included too."

"Don't start" Emily told him, as he leaned down looking her in the eye.

"Or what?" Hotch asked.

"This" Emily pulled Hotch into a deep kiss.

Pulling back, Hotch smirked as she said, "Well?"

"Oh, I'll definitely start..." Hotch said pulling her towards their room.


"A good vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in." Robert Orben


To Be Continued...

Remember to leave a review.