One Heck Of A Vacation

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Summary: A little fun in the sun while on the beach shouldn't be so troubling, right? Not for our BAU gals...

A/N: Another one that had to be added to the "Vacation" series. Enjoy.

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Robert Orben said, "A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."


Emily, JJ and Garcia plop down on their beach blankets, soaking up the Virginia sun.

"Look over there" Garcia said pointing out into the ocean "See who knew Hotch actually knew how to surf?"

"Sean taught him" Emily said thinking of her new brother-in-law "Told Aaron that if he was going to be on the beach, he should know how to surf."

"Dave's not fairing to well out on the board" Garcia teased her blonde friend who looked up from her magazine.

"That's because my husband is practically a dinosaur" JJ joked "But in all honesty as long as he's still above water, and breathing who cares? He looks great in the swim shorts."

"Only you'd think that" Emily said shuddering "He's like a dad to me."

"Then gawk at your own man" JJ teased looking over at her two friends "Where are our tag along friends?"

"Morgan, Reid and Kevin went out to rent some jet skis." Garcia said "I don't care how much I love those guys I'm not risking my neck on amateur drivers."

Emily smirked as JJ shook her head at the blonde technical analyst.

"Who are watching the junior G-men?" Garcia asked thinking of her two favorite little guys.

"Jessica took Jack to visit her parents for the weekend" Emily said applying suntan lotion and passing it to JJ.

"Henry's with Mama Rossi." JJ said "She said that this will probably be her only chance to get a grandchild unless Dave hops to it."

Emily and JJ snickered and noticed a group of frisbee throwing men looking over at them.

"Look to your left, in 3, 2, now" Emily said causing the blondes to look.

"Of course" JJ muttered as the frisbee landed at their feet "Here come the three stooges."

Three young men stop in front of the three women and instantly perked up at the sight of the bikini clad trio.

"Well look" the dark-haired man said "If it isn't Charlies' Angels right here."

Emily rolled her eyes and plastered on a polite smile, "Excuse me?"

"Yes, gorgeous?" the blonde hair man said looking Emily up and down.

"Not to be rude" Emily said ignoring the look "But you're blocking our view."

"View?" the third and youngest man said "And what view would that be?"

"Of our husbands" JJ said mildly annoyed "And this is a public beach and I don't think drinking is permitted."

"We're not drunk" the brunette man said "We just have speech impediments."

"Oh my God" Garcia whispered exacerbated "You have got to be kidding me."

"What's that?" the blonde asked.

"You're blocking our view of our husbands out there" Emily repeated again "And we're not interested in any of you guys. So scamper along now."

"Here that Johnny?" the blonde tells the brunette man "Sweet Pea over here wants us to scamper along."

"I'm sure, she doesn't mean it" Johnny said "Besides Andy, I think blondie number one, here likes you."

"If you're referring to me" JJ said disgusted "I'm not interested in any of you."

"Sure" said the third man "Now why don't you three grab your things and come back with us to a house party."

Emily burst out laughing looking at her blonde friends "House party? This is not 1996."

JJ and Garcia exchanged smirks as Emily continued "Look, we already told you, we're married and not interested. Now beat it."

"Or what?" Johnny asked "What are those, so-called husbands going to do?"

"Arrest you" Hotch said behind the men, "Baby, can you hand me my badge?"

"Sure thing, sweetie" Emily said getting up and walking over to Hotch as he took his badge "Aaron Hotchner, FBI."

JJ saw Dave walk up next to Hotch "What seems to be the problem here?"

"These three gentlemen were asking us if we wanted to leave with them..." JJ started to tell them.

The three men watch as JJ hand Dave his badge, "Didn't I tell you three girls to bring your badges in case of an emergency?"

"Well a badge doesn't really go with this outfit." Garcia said matter-of-factly.

"We'll remember next time" Emily said, while Hotch wrapped an arm around her pulling her into a kiss.

"What are you three still doing here?" Hotch said as he and Dave gave alpha male glares to the three drunk men.

"And by the way, this is a public beach" Dave called out as the men turn to leave "No open bottles."

Hotch turned to the three women and looked at them.

"What?" Emily asked raising an eyebrow "This was so not our fault."

"Mm hmm" Dave said eyeing his blonde bride, JJ.

"We were the injured party" JJ defended "Well could've been."

"Dressed like that..." Dave muttered to Hotch "It's a wondered how there aren't more men after them."

"The days still young and so am I" Garcia said smirking to the two couples as she sat back in her beach chair "Now move over, you're blocking my sun."

Emily and JJ snickered as Hotch and Dave shook their heads and sat down next to the girls.


"No man needs a vacation so much as the person has just had one." Elbert Hubbard


To Be Continued...

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