I know I did this before but this idea is totally different, I'm not going to do the ending and stuff. This is how Cato really died!
Cato yells out "I'M DYING! FUCK!"
Katniss laughs "I give him a few more mintues."
Peeta shakes his head "No more like a few more hours, Katniss."
Katniss smirks "Fine, when he doesn't die in the three hours You'll jump down PITA."
Peeta growls
Katniss mutters "Smartie."
Cato gets his ass back on the cornucopia "You mother fucking dicks. BETTING ON LONG I FUCKING LIVE!"
Katniss hits his bloodyish head "NO CUSS WORDS"
Cato then says so many colorful words it makes JOHANNA blush. He then adds "Why didn't you shoot me with an arrow?"
Katniss gasps "And waste my last arrow? That like when you play Angry Birds and you're down to your last bird yet you haven't killed any pigs! Its STUPID to waste it!"
Now Peeta and Cato are confused. Theres some silence until Cato says "Whats Angry Birds?"
Katniss then repeats from Wikipedia "There are currently eight different styles of playable birds, not including the Mighty Creatures, shown in the order they are first presented to the player. Each bird has a different ability, such as being able to boomerang back on itself, splitting to three, or exploding, these abilities are activated by tapping the screen while the bird is flying. Below is the list of birds the Red Bird - does nothing but does make a yell when tapped and does great at popping pigs the Blue Bird - splits into 3 birds that do great on glass when tapped. the Yellow Bird - picks up speed and distance and does great on wood when tapped. the Black Bird - explodes when tapped or upon impact and does great on stone the White Bird - drops an egg bomb that explodes on impact when tapped and does great on wood and glass. The Boomerang (Green) Bird - comes back like a boomerang when tapped and does great on wood and glass. The Big Brother Bird - Same as the Red Bird, but with much greater strength. The Orange Bird - inflates to huge size like a balloon when tapped or upon impact and deflates a little later. The Pigs, the bird's nemesis, are a colossal group of Pigs, and much like the birds, the pigs are also provided in different varieties, shown below. Theres Small Pig, Medium Pig, Large Pig, Helmet Pig, Mustache Pig, King Pig, Postman Pig (only found on the Pause Menu.)
There is a grand total of 345 levels in Angry Birds, including Golden Eggs. These levels are grouped into "episodes". In different episodes, the pigs try to find new ways to escape with the eggs Poached Eggs, the pigs simply steal the eggs and attempt to escape. Contains 63 levels, which must be conquered before any of the other episodes may be played. Mighty Hoax, the pigs steal the eggs and use a cut-out of the King to distract the birds while they escape. Contains 42 levels. Danger Above, the pigs steal the eggs and escape on board a number of makeshift aircraft. Contains 45 levels. The Big Setup, the pigs imprison the birds in a cage to prevent their defeat after stealing the eggs. However, Big brother red bird is still loose and frees the boomerang bird and they both fight back. Contains 45 levels. Ham 'Em High, the pigs, armed with a lasso, lassos the eggs out of the bird's nest, and takes them to the wild west. Contains 45 levels, and 3 facebook levels. Mine and Dine, the pigs steal the eggs a 6th time and attempt to hide underground. Contains 45 levels. Birdday Party, the birds find that the pigs have taken their eggs for the seventh time plus a piece of their cake. Contains 15 levels. Surf and Turf, this is the first episode to have no cutscene . Contains 15 levels, with 30 more levels coming soon. In Angry Birds Friends, cut scenes ARE included and ALL 45 levels can be played.
There are also Golden Eggs scattered throughout the game, which unlock hidden levels when collected."
Peeta mutters "Could've just put Katniss explained Angry Birds. " ( A/N I know I could've but I'm sure someone out there doesn't know what that is and I'm saving you from googling it! n_n )
Cato, "THAT SOUNDS STUPID! YOU DON'T BASE FUCKING LIFE OFF THAT BULLSHIT!"
Now Peeta just found out about this Angry Birds but he know Katniss loves it.
Katniss growls "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she then shoves him down and shoots an arrow through his skull. The cannon sounds and Katniss smirks. "I WON THE BET!"
Peeta smirks "It's been three hours."
Katniss, "DAMNIT!"
I told ya about Angry Birds and I told you a lesson. Never make a bet with Peeta. OR INSULT ANGRY BIRDS OR SOMEONE WILL THROW YOU DOWN TO MUTTS AND SHOOT AN ARROW THROUGH YOUR SKULL! Also after this chap, you still want to read this lolz send me an idea of what scene you want to know what REALLY happened.
