Adara mellark, your idea sounds funnier so Imma do this one :P and yes the whole thing XD I HAVE NO LIFE
and also Peeta and Katniss I'll do that one next chap
and Anniestar Mellark next next chap XD
Disclaimer for whole story: I OWN NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IF I DID, PRIM WOULD HAVE GONE IN THE GAMES THAT WAY CATO AND CLOVE COULD'VE WON, I know I know I'm terrible
So of course the stupid little District whore I mean 1 people go first. So Glimmer steps forward.
Ceaser smiles "Hello Glimmer how are you?"
Glimmer in a bikini that was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to tight smiles back "Hey good and you?"
Ceaser, "I'm wonderful!"
Glimmer, "I bet you are wonderful...in bed to."
*ALRIGHT CEASER AND GLIMMER GET A BIT UH NAUGHTY FOR HER 5 MINUTES*
Ceaser is grinning "GLIMMER, THE GIRL WHO IS WONDERFUL IN BED"
Glimmer winks and slips him her number.
*SINCE SOMEONE SAID I FORGOT CATO AND I DID le gasp HERE IS HIS :D*
Ceaser, "Cato-"
Cato looks at him "Not my full name bitch."
Ceaser nods "Alright"
Cato, "THE FUCK WAS THAT"
Ceaser looks scared "All I said was al-"
Cato yells "YOU DIE FIRST" leaps on him
No one helps because Ceaser did not say hello to Snow
Ceaser. "HELP I'M BEING CHOKED"
Cato gets off "You know damn well not to say choked."
Ceaser o.0 then the buzzer rings "OH SWEET BABY JESUS"
I give him a remote "Press this if anyone's interview gets a bit wild"
*THEN BLAH BLAH BLAH LETS SKIP TO THE AWESOME FOXFACE*
Ceaser, "So whats your name?"
Foxface gasps "STALKER"
Ceaser sighs "Is it Zoe?"
Foxface shakes her head
Ceaser," Finch?"
Then all of a sudden the ground splits open. Foxface stomps "THE DEVIL TOLD YOU THAT"she then falls in the crack in the floor.
Ceaser o.0 "That apparently was Finch..."
No one claps
*THEN THE FOTABLOUS RUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Rue smiling innocently
Ceaser, "So Rue what are your skills? Tree climbing?"
Rue shakes her head "No I gut people and air out their intestines for eating and then I wear their skin."
Ceaser, "..." hits the buzzer "Aw the times up sorry Rue. THAT WAS RUE THE GIRL WHO NEEDS MENTAL HELP..."
Thresh comes on stage and holds him by his collar "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT RUE?"
Ceaser, "She obviously needs help!"
Thresh drops him "True" leaves.
Ceaser is now scared. He shakily says "K-K-KATNISS EVERDEEN THE GIRL ON FIRE"
Katniss walks out "Sup you already know my name and I have a sis whos 12 and is a complete bitch. Most of it is due to the fact that she started her you know. Anyways I have a best friend back home who I hunt everyday with in the woods. He's HANDSOME AND MINE. He is not my cousin and will never be cause I can't kiss cousins duh."
Ceaser o.0 "Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy so you're really pretty-" he gets slapped by Katniss.
Katniss gasps "PERVERT!" turns around so that way her dress lights on fire and leaves.
Peeta comes out "I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRL"
Ceaser, "Oh so tel-"
Sebastian bursts in "WHOS THAT GIRL JUST WALKED IN CLUB? JUST WALKED IN-"
Ceaser shoots him "YOU DIED MANY YEARS AGO"
Peeta o.0 "Anyways I met Katniss and threw bread at her face, but I fell in love with her since age 5."
Audience goes awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ceaser rings the buzzer "AW HOW SWEET NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE"
Peeta 0_0 gets off of his stage
There was a reason we couldn't know Foxface's name o.0 I had to cuss just once :D Anyways hope you liked it took me a day to think of something :P
~Jerry a.k.a Mrs. Cato :D
( P.S. I will try to write another chap for this story today )
