I would love for people to stop calling unicorns gay...Mikey Way will kill you ;)
ANYWAYS I ship Clato, Kale, Butato (My name for Buttercup and Cato LOL), Hayeffie, ummmm and Fannie! YUP OH AND GEETA AND DRARRY AND DRAMIONE!
I'd advise reading this alone
Katniss walked through the bitter cold. She gripped the cup tighter thinking 'FUCK ITS FUCKING WHAT DOES A MOTHER FUCKER HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME HOTNESS IN DIS BITCH!' Of course no one gave two shits. She bumped into Peeta.
"Hey Catnip! Lets cuddle!"
"I will not touch you."
"Why not?"
"YOU TRIED TO MOLEST ME"
"Oh come on, you touched me after those times!"
"I was trying to live you blonde haired son of a bitch!"
Draco Lucius Malfoy suddenly appeared "Whats wrong with blondes?" he said in a smexy british accent while I'm Bringing Sexy Back played in the background.
"N-Nothing" started Katniss blinded by the Slytherin.
"Good, Mudblood" he smirked then disappeared.
"I should feel insulted but I am happy...DRACO MALFOY TALKED TO ME!"
"Bitch why da fuck are you obsessing over a dude?" Peet said with his arms crossed.
Suddenly Ray Toro appeared.
Peeta O_O "RAY TORO!" Touches his afro.
Ray chuckles "So long" he then disappeared.
"I fangirl over shit? BITCH PLEASE"
Peeta says ignoring her "If I had a vagnia I'd have sex with him. If I were to have gay sex with him, I'd cum in his hair then his face!" he says it like the way you think about your fantasies. Yeah bitches. I KNOW.
Katniss backs away slowly...
LOL If your parents saw any of that I will not take the blame considering I am a 12 year old :3
Me: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Friend: LOL KNEW YOU WERE A BOY
Me: then why do I have bigger boobs than you and mines don't get saggier?
Friend: Bitch
Me: ANYWAYS My father took me into the city to see a marching band, he said 'Son when you gro-"
Random chick: WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
Me: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
And thats how I meet my new friend :3 times three
