Sorry I didn't update yesterday, I had a sleepover (OMG yay woohoo!) I don't know if I'll be able to post tomorrow because this concludes the one-shots that I have stocked up on. I'll have to write a new one (writing, what's that?)

Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS. If I did then we would get to see much more of Tony's apartment (And everyone elses for that matter, I would love to see Abbey's coffin)


Abbey Scuito's Collection Of Pointless One-Shots: Sometimes, threats are very much needed

Was it true that Abbey could kill someone and leave no forensic evidence whatsoever? Probably. As forensic scientists go, she was one of the best. Although she had no spite in her heart, if she had her reasons and picked her method, she was confident she would leave nothing; not a fiber, or a hair, or a fingerprint. Even though everybody knows their lovable Goth could never hurt a fly, sometimes the threats are very much needed. For instance, when DiNozzo messes with everything he can touch.

"Ohhhhh what does this do?"

Abbey had just gotten a new microscope, very complex. DiNozzo (being the accomplished Senior Field Agent that he was) of course noticed the out of place thing right away. Now, bear with me here, Abbey had a slide on the microscope; carefully focused and perfected. And DiNozzo messed with it.

"DiNozzo! Do you realize that I can kill you and leave no forensic evidence?"

"Quite aware Abbs."

Another use of the mildly threatening words was used for McGee. Now naturally, being an experienced author, McGee has an extraordinary way with words. When typing on his typewriter, the words flow naturally and make perfect and excelled sense. But when talking, the words sometimes don't come out in the right order. This makes for an awkward conversation.

"I'm not saying you're not pretty, just that, like, some people are pretty, and..."

Whatever he meant, and whatever context this was out of, it didn't matter,

"McGee, you do realize that I can kill you and leave no forensic evidence right?"

And indeed he did.

And sometimes, the empty threat was just used for putting people in their place. For instance, when the director stupidly assigned her an assistant she did not need nor want.

"And remember, wear these bells always, do not ever touch anything, and keep in mind that I can skillfully kill you without leaving one shred of forensic evidence."

Whether true or not, it certainly did come in handy.


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