Chapter 6- Headlines

An: This chapter is with trunks it's kinda obvious why the called Headlines lol.

Disclaimer: I OWN GOHAN HE IS MY 2ND MATE! *shows off mate mark on neck* NOAW WHAT BIATCHEZ!

*next day at capsel corp*

Trunks had just had a good night sleep. He was off today. With a smile on his face he made his way downstairs to the kitchen for some food.

Bulma was sitting at the table reading not looking up from the magazine. "Hello Trunks." She said in a monotone voice.

"Hey Mother! What's for breakfast?" He said cheerily.

"Trunks?"

"Yes Mom?"

"Have you read any maganizes lately?" Bulma asked casually

"Not really...why?" Trunks asked wondering were she was going with this

"Come look at the trunks." Bulma demanded

Trunks read over her shoulder "Condom coupons...?"

"On the other side!" She yelled not beliving this idiot was in charge of her buisness.

Trunks read aloud. "Capsel Corp President found in Local Dog Bark Kidnapping Girl and heading off into the unknown?!"

"Keep reading it only gets better."

"Defenceless girl yells Rape desperately trying to escape his clutches?! Before the poor girl was carried off that appeared to be no more than 17 he was seen abusing puppies who just wanted his love?!" Trunks could not believe this bull shit

"ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN OUR FAMILY BUISNESS?! NOT ONLY DO YOU ABUSE ANIMALS BUT YOUR A PEDO RAPIST KIDNAPPER ASWELL!" Bulma yelled furious and took out a frying pan.

Trunks knew soon he would be six feet under so he did what he always did when in trouble telliport to Pan but unfortanetly for him his timing would get him worse than killed.

Pan had just got out the shower she dropped her towel and thats what Trunks telliported.

An: I know I know "This was EXTREMLY SHORT." Don't kill me.