A/N- This is to the tune of Jingle Bells. Search it on Google to find out the tune if you don't know it.
Voldemort
Dashing high and low,
On a one-horse open sleigh ,
Over the fields we go,
Freezing all the way.
Bells on bobtails ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A screaming song tonight.
OH,
Voldemort,
Ate a wart,
Ripped his shorts,
Today.
All was well,
Till he cast his spell,
And disintegrated away,
HEY,
Voldemort,
Ate a wart,
Ripped his shorts,
They say.
All was well,
Till he cast his spell,
And disintegrated away.
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Fanny Bright,
was standing by my side.
The horse was lean and lank,
His name was Johnas Hord,
We got into a drifted bank,
And we went overboard.
OH,
Voldemort,
Ate a wart,
Ripped his shorts,
Today.
All was well,
Till he cast his spell,
and disintegrated away.
