A/N- This is to the tune of Jingle Bells. Search it on Google to find out the tune if you don't know it.

Voldemort

Dashing high and low,

On a one-horse open sleigh ,

Over the fields we go,

Freezing all the way.

Bells on bobtails ring,

Making spirits bright,

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A screaming song tonight.

OH,

Voldemort,

Ate a wart,

Ripped his shorts,

Today.

All was well,

Till he cast his spell,

And disintegrated away,

HEY,

Voldemort,

Ate a wart,

Ripped his shorts,

They say.

All was well,

Till he cast his spell,

And disintegrated away.

A day or two ago,

I thought I'd take a ride,

And soon Miss Fanny Bright,

was standing by my side.

The horse was lean and lank,

His name was Johnas Hord,

We got into a drifted bank,

And we went overboard.

OH,

Voldemort,

Ate a wart,

Ripped his shorts,

Today.

All was well,

Till he cast his spell,

and disintegrated away.