Akai Tuna, Sector 9
I was walking to the Choosing. It was the Sector 9's turn for the Choosing, and we have to go into a rather large for it. The stadium is completely made out of wheat, because that seems to be all we have here.
I shuffled into line with the other children. Beside me was my brother, Ersatz Tuna. He is twelve, cute, innocent, and a male version of some kid that hasn't even been born yet. He's also totally not a Gary Stu. He's just totally innocent in every way.
A lady in white walked up to a podium, and took out some cue cards, "Hello, citizens of Wheat Country! As you know unless you live under a rock, most likely made of wheat, today is the Choosing! We shall choose the male Contestant first, seeing as at the time this chapter was written nobody had bothered to submit a female Sector 9 Contestant, and that fact is the bulk of these chapter's awful jokes!" She walked over to a ball containing the names of every guy age twelve to eighteen, or as we call it, 'The Wheat-Ball of Death', and picked out a name.
"This year's male Contestant is... Akai Tuna!" She called out, "Despite sounding like a Sector 4 man, Akai Tuna IS OUR CONTESTANT!"
I gasped. Surely, they could not have a blatant self-insert be a Contestant! It's against the rules of this site! NOOOOOOO!
Eliz Ryeir, Sector 9
Hello, I'm Eliz Ryeir. Don't laugh at my name, please. I guess I'm gonna have to give you a physical description of myself, because, hey, we need to pad this chapter's length somehow.
I'm rather slim. Maybe has something to do with the fact I live in Sector 9, and we literally only eat wheat-based things. I have blonde hair, and I'll give you one guess where I work!
... No, not a strip club, genius. I work in the wheat fields, so I can smuggle wheat to my wheat-house so we can all have wheat-food to eat wheat, wheat wheat wheat wheat. Wheat, wheat!
Sorry, I blanked out for a second.
Anyway, today is the Choosing. I shuffled into the crowd of nameless extras, the only other person in the crowd I notice is a boy who seems to be narrating. No, I'm not going to elaborate on him whatsoever. Then the Choosing started. "Hello, citizens of Wheat Country!" Ledger-ette announced, "Today is the Choosing, blah blah blah, you read this all in Chapter formerly known as Chapter Two. Let's pick the Male Contestant, because we did that in the last part you just read, and we don't want to screw what little continuity we have!"
"This year's Male Contestant is... Akai Tuna!"
Akai Tuna?! I think I know him. Perhaps he is related to my bestest friend ever until I forget about him in a later chapter, Erzats Tuna! Nah. Only younger siblings ever get picked, for the 'family issues' backstory automatic-sympathy trait!
"Now that we have re-capped thh last part for chapter-padding, let us pick the Female Contestant!" Ledger-ette walked over to the 'Wheat Ball of Over-Used Wheat Jokes', and pulled out a name.
"This year's Female Contestant is... The person who's friends with the other Contestant's brother!" I gasped. THAT'S ME!
... And I spent half my time narrating about someone else!
Well, this is Sector 9! I'm currently updating the old chapters to a format like this. How do you like it?
Other than that, I have a few more things to announce. The first chapter of the sequel to the story this is spun off from, The Quite Peckish Games, has the first chapter of the sequel released! Look for The Quite Peckish Games: OH MY GOD I'M CATCHING FIRE! on my account!
And if yousubmitted a Contestant for this series that I haven't written a chapter for already, PLEASE re-send me their Character Form. It's getting really hard to find all the Character Forms while I'm writing the chapters...
Akai Tuna created by Red Tuna, Eliz Ryeir created by Awhefner.
